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The way it feels like our summer spends the year listening to our jokes about how terrible and short the British summer season is, and then in June it says “hope you entertained yourself with your jokes about me. Here’s three months of baking sun and muggy hot nights ya wee prick”.

The way it feels like our summer spends the year listening to our jokes about how terrible and short the British summer season is, and then in June it says “hope you entertained yourself with your jokes about me. Here’s three months of baking sun and muggy hot nights ya wee prick”.

DownrightDrewski

With added rain at inconvenient points too


potatoduino

Three months? We get three hours in Wales


Plugpin

Three beautiful hours though :)


deanjames82

It also begins the frequent sightings of chavs who forfeit the Lonsdale and bless us with their pasty, skinny, shit tattooed upper bodies.


levezvosskinnyfists7

For me it’s the fat middle-aged men who have inexplicably shaved off all their body hair and are walking around looking like something you’d see hanging up in a butchers...


GB-BR-UK

I remember summers on Scotland’s east coast being perfect actually. Long days, sensible temperatures, gentle breezes, and minimal humidity.


StiffAssedBrit

Why does any man think they look good wandering around the streets shirtless? Even if you have a good body, it just looks wrong. Don't get me started on the exposed, pale, beer gut that we get subjected to. By a pool or on a beach, OK. Beyond that, no!


9Colt0

It’s always pointed out that the “chavs” go topless in this weather. I often wonder if the UK’s non-chav assembly ever feel the urge to disrobe when the weather’s like this. *“Come on Humphrey, let us go for it, one is feeling right hot around the gills. Let us lose ourselves in the moment and free the nipple, like the common oinks. It’ll be liberating!”* “Geoffrey, have you not taken your medication today? You may as well go the whole hog and tuck your trousers into your stockings. Have some civility, for gods sake man! And straighten up your bow tie & top hat would you!”


Plugpin

Classic Geoffrey!


Kittygrizzle1

I’ve never known 3 months of heat apart from 1976. 3 months of rain are entirely possible though


codechris

I've known many in London. But it's hot there


bostero2

Not sure what you’re on about, I just turned off the heating for the first time this year.


StiffAssedBrit

I wish we would get 3 months of sun. I love the heat thrive in it. I can't stand the default setting of dull and grey that we get in this country.


ravs1973

"Baking sun and muggy nights" ? Are you taking the piss, I use a 13.5 tog duvet all year and have the electric blanket on low all year.


Rexal_LB

Will trade your very cold temperature for my always too damn warm temperatures... I sit around in winter in shorts and t-shirts, summers are by far my worst time of year!!


StiffAssedBrit

Sounds like heaven. In the UK we often get years when you can only tell it's summer because the rain gets slightly warmer.


Syrinx300

STAND DOWN! We've found the fuckin' lizard.


galaxiesinmypocket

Happy cake day!


jez_24

I was truly happy the last couple of days, my mood lifted and I felt like I live somewhere hospitable. Of course the cloud rolled in today and I’m back to watching A Place in the Sun.


jamesbeil

God, I can't wait for the proper british summer to start and the rain returns - the warehouse isn't hot because it's built to keep stuff from turning, but good lord the humidity gets you.