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You now live with your Username, how screwed are you?

You now live with your Username, how screwed are you?

Fuckersexaustme

Oh no


MrNoName_ishere

Oh no


Aight_Bro_Chill

Chilling


MyPokemonRedName

Ima hit up some retro video game stores


falloutgod71370

I live with a god


MrNoName_ishere

So you died?


falloutgod71370

Probably and if im with a fallout god i died of a nuke


Sigigi01

I’d be fine. It’s just a bug


MarsAdept

I’d just be sure to stay away from their battles.


alphabetcone

If I am a hermit crab I will do alright


tattooedbutemployed

I think I’m good


[deleted]

Not screwed at all


MrNoName_ishere

You lucky son of a bitch


MrNoName_ishere

I think I'm going to get killed


[deleted]

Cunt keeps leaving camps everywhere and keeps saying that it's gonna happen sooner or later so I 'may as well accept it'. ​ Sick of this cunt.


Drifting0wl

Who?


MrNoName_ishere

Hoot


iLikeErasers

Shit...


thetoiletslayer

So you're stuck with 4th grade me? Erasers were my jam!


iLikeErasers

They were my jam too but in a different way entirely.


thetoiletslayer

Oh. OOOHHH


MrNoName_ishere

Welp


iLikeErasers

Welp.


OTTO171w

idk


Failpolice32

With a criminal? Chill probably


AstroBearGaming

Pretty sure I'm going to get eaten by a bear, but at least I get to do it in space, on my pc.


MrNoName_ishere

So eaten by a space bear


_theanimenerd_

Very


Braixen_Appreciation

So do I live with an real Pokémon then? I see this as an absolute win


UwU_Yiff_me_UwU

Plenty


Euro_Girl

It's a me


MrNoName_ishere

So you have a clone?


pm_me_ur_garrets

I live in an old-timey attic apartment. It's a little run-down but overall, pretty sweet digs.


Aiure

Doomed to a life of constantly correcting people on the pronunciation of my name. More than I do with my current name.


MrNoName_ishere

Welp, and happy Cake day


hobo-Eren

Uff, time to go to war


MrNoName_ishere

Again?


strawberryer

theres gonna be a lot more strawberries.


MrNoName_ishere

At least you're fine


LessThanLuigi

He always claims he can never live up to luigi


sumporkhunt

Same situation im in now really


Neonmoley

It'd probably be a pet, unless it was a mole human hybrid. Either way, they can stay in any room that I'm not sleeping in, otherwise I think they'd keep me awake with their light.


summalover

Fine.


_Mauro__

I'm not screwed at all


GlumPie8709

Not anymore screwed as I already am


RepresentativeLake78

First answer me this: the hell is a representative lake?


Fuskrebs

Well, I've got cancer.


AndysHam91

Not very.


ghost882

Well...


MrNoName_ishere

I already life with a ghost


thetoiletslayer

I'm protected from toilets, so that's nice


Simple_Nobody2309

I actually like it more than my real name.


Simen-VH

no less fucked than i already am (my name sounds like semen)


BigWeeb07

Nothing really changes


Erman-

My name but with an extra R


shark_yyy

I have a pet shark? Neat.


SAADHERO

I'm already getting called by it quite often.


RedditIsRuininMyLife

I'm already live with reddit and it's ruining my life


grim_reaper-king

not very living in a castle and not needing to even breathe