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A man is found dead under a billboard. Which company slogan looks the most (in)appropriate over the dead body?

A man is found dead under a billboard. Which company slogan looks the most (in)appropriate over the dead body?

VY_Cannabis_Majoris

*Did you slip and fall? Give us a call!* Injury Attorneys


TheHolyDyntan

*injured? good*


SpiralDreaming

Serves you right, you injured piece of shit


PoorCorrelation

We’ve got one that just reads: Injured? Car or Truck Wreck? BILL ADLER (With a man wielding a sledgehammer) I’m not even 100% sure he’s a lawyer and not just a career criminal taking credit for his work


MarkGA6

A fellow Texan. Bill Adler is the son of the great Jim Adler, the guy who should have had 1,000 heart attacks by now - one for each commercial he has been in. [Here's the two of them together](https://youtu.be/II_7FpQMcHU)


DeathBySuplex

Jim Adler’s Texas Hammer is better. Bill has a weird phrasing. DOUBLE THE HAMMERS DOUBLE THE JUSTICE


XDFreakLP

Oh my god imagine how long the corpse would be there. Everyone would think its a prop oml


OnTheProwl-

Dr. Pepper — “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?


Scallywagstv2

As an image in my mind, this one really works.


Stars_are_pudding

The best one so far!


Revolutionary-Act800

Eat Fresh


Prince-vegbiryani

Caleb?


young_fire

(insert star-spangled man talking about how he understood the reference)


ThePrussianGrippe

Yeah, it's a chat room for people who like to talk about eating human beings but definitely won't act on it, wink. Yeah, it's hosted on...


s-exorcism

With a plan, maybe?


young_fire

Indeed!


Fandang0_

eat the evidence


Scallywagstv2

That image would work great on a Zombie movie, as they start feasting on him.


[deleted]

thats enough internet for today


meester_u

Agreed. For a few hours, yes. Go to the gym, read a book, and have nice hot shower and relax to cleanse the brain. Then dirty it back up later on some late night reddit.


i_simp4U

Agreed.


saltnotsugar

Eat *Flesh


TheAshenHat

I have that t-shirt


GodlyEggplant

There's a T-SHIRT!!?!?


TheAshenHat

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/subway+eat+flesh+t-shirts?gclid=Cj0KCQjwub-HBhCyARIsAPctr7xWwKkkxRD0xBKZigopuOZLWweKFuhxOQTpHg3qLcQVMPZa0ADSyiQaAg2lEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds To name a few


llcucf80

Home Depot: you can do it, we can help


why_so_political

Home Depot: The #1 Assassination Service in America!


why_so_political

*We are not affiliated with the hardware store named Home Depot*


mochafreezie13

homicide depot


Working_Bones

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?


ScoutLeadr

I’d do some unspeakable things for heaven on earth


fatalcorn7367

Poor man’s gold🏅🏅🏅


CaptValentine

"What hast thou done for a Klondike Bar?"


klparrot

Would you... would you kill a man?


T3canolis

If it was a suicide, I feel like Burger King’s *”Have It Your Way”* would be incredibly ominous.


wrongwayup

Nike's "Just Do It" is probably pretty bad crisis advice


ATShields934

Home Depot's "You can do it, we can help."


davisyoung

Arby’s “We have the meats.”


Variety-Major

A sign with New Hampshire's motto: "Live free or die".


SuperShyGuy16

I love NH because lots of my family lived there so they all have that classic New England accent and don't wear seatbelts


justiceguy216

To New Hampshire: don't tell me what to do, you're not my supervisor! If I want to live under the tyrannical oppression imposed by my wife that's my business.


Insta_Saddie

Should’ve had a V8


JMEEKER86

Same energy as "should've bought a squirrel" in that context.


Magmorix

Dude I’d completely forgotten about that movie


RavennaMagnus

We came on a rocket car


UwU_Yiff_me_UwU

LG. Life's good


superpronoober

or at least is was.


Scallywagstv2

I love irony!


Maximum-Luck-5572

this is perfection lmao


a_big_nono

"How it feels to chew 5 gum"


AMShenson

How it chews to gum 5 feels Gum gum Sense your stimulate


Turnabout4what

[The billboard in Ohio that just reads, "Hell is real."](https://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20070129&t=2&i=323384&w=&fh=545px&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=323384)


idiot2019

It's a lovely welcome sign


[deleted]

At least they’re honest about the Ohio experience


TheUpcomingEmperor

From Ohio, can confirm. Ohio is hell


BananaStew5

Lived in Ohio almost my whole life. I always thought that it sucked, but when I left for a long time and came back, oh it’s nice. But yeah Ohio is hell.


AndShesNotEvenPretty

Also from Ohio. Can confirm existence of the billboard and the reality of the Ohio/hell experience.


mr-nefarious

I’m also from Ohio. I didn’t care for it. Then I moved to NYC and did not enjoy it. Then I moved to Missouri and it’s a worse version of Ohio. So maybe Ohio isn’t so bad, maybe I just hate people.


Mace_Thunderspear

There's something to be said for Ohio. It's produced the most astronauts by far of any state. Which is to say that living in Ohio makes people want to leave the planet and get as far from Ohio as humanly possible.


Dexaan

Wait, it's all Ohio?


THICCCPOTATOMAN

Always has been


[deleted]

🌍 👩‍🚀 🔫 👩‍🚀


GreenOnionCrusader

There’s one on the side of the highway in Arkansas that says, “WARNING: PREPARE TO MEET GOD”


CharonsLittleHelper

It's just a kennel owned by a guy with dyslexia.


Libertarian_BLM

I am always ready to meet dog


[deleted]

Yes, this is dog.


Asmodeojung

An underrated comment.


bitchcatsandtequila

We have a sign like that near my town that just says “You WILL meet God.” And then another one behind it that says “Hell is Real”


gweilo8888

Put up a third that says "See you there."


xkulp8

I have so many questions, such as why is the H red, and do they speak from experience living in rural Ohio


TheGoodJudgeHolden

My wife is from rural Ohio. She left as fast as she could.


xkulp8

So she ran like hell?


justa_flesh_wound

Hell is real and it's in Michigan.


SRichmon51385

"Hell is real" and "Where will you spend eternity" with the 10 commandments written on the other side. I cringe every time I see it


CharonsLittleHelper

It's so weird. Do they think that things like that convince ANYONE?


floppy_disk_5

"not sorry" reeses


HypnoViber

I love this one too much.


JRTheRaven0111

This comment is criminally underrated


TheBackyardigirl

This comment wins. Everyone else go home


mywifiisbadtho

Allstate: "You're in good hands"


ImpliedSlashS

Oh what a feeling. Toyota


TheHornyToothbrush

I thought Toyota was "Let's Go Places"


bmichael11

I remember it as "You asked for it, you got it. Toyota"


Fomilou

Just do it


Senpai_Has_Noticed_U

Especially if the guy hanged himself.


Prince-vegbiryani

Or if the witness is a necrophiliac


rockdude14

Or if the guy was murdered.


damn00004

Damn. This was the first quote I thought of when I read the question. You beat me to it 😂😂


bennybollocks85

Beat me to it


floppy_disk_5

beat meat to it


bennybollocks85

Meat beat to it


superliminality

be meat to it


roadtrip-ne

GE, we bring good things to life


SnooBooks6532

You're not you when you are hungry.


RaisinMmmm

It's finger lickin' good


Violinist-Rich

I have no idea if this is true or not, but I read once that in some non-English speaking country where KFC was just starting to franchise, this was mistranslated as "lick your fingers off".


a__________________

maybe ill do that


MisterXnumberidk

Totally unrelated but still: how do you remember the amount of underscores in your username?


ark_mod

Easy, it's either a set number (i.e. 15) or he's using a password manager that remembers it for him.


lacrima0

How could it *not* be a set number?


ekolis

It's a quantum username; the number of underscores is not determined until you try to count them.


Lloyd_lyle

schrodinger's username


KthWts

Yes and no, at least in Mexico there's no way of translate this without any curse/bad word in the slogan, so they tried with the closest one "para chuparte los dedos" or "to lick your fingers" as literal translation. But to me it's better the English one😂


sodak_bigdog

There was an adult bookstore in St. Cloud, MN that was next to a KFC, and had a small marquis which had on it for a long while, *We're Finger Licking Good Too*. Edit: formatting Edit two: bad proofreading


ButterPuppets

Now do more editing


sodak_bigdog

I saw the *we're* was wrong too 🤦


superpronoober

I beg your FUCKING pardon?


RaisinMmmm

Yum 😋


severepain277

Arby's: "We have the meats!"


OnTheProwl-

Subway: eat fresh!


superpronoober

Sbubby: eef freef!


call_me_jelli

McNaldo’s I like the it.


BossHunter99

This one made me laugh


NinjaCarrot79

"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"


AlternativeShadows

I could hear this one


elee0228

"Feels like an Arby's night!"


Imafish12

Goldfish: The snack that smiles back


makpat

That give me an absolutely horrifying mental image


NightSkull20

"nobody out pizzas the hut"


JFKs_Stream_Sniper

He tried to out pizza the hut


CameronKiwi

And we all know what happens when you attempt this.


JFKs_Stream_Sniper

You mess with the sauce, you get your legs crossed


ImWastingTimeOnline

You messed with the pizza!? Well, it was nice to meetcha


JFKs_Stream_Sniper

Mess with the Hut, you get stabbed in the gut


TheTarkKnight

Mess with the sauce, end up on the cross


MacTechG4

Pizza’s going to send out …for YOU!


Prysorra2

Oh god spaceballs


Wargner

Pfizer’s viagra. I wanna say I once saw a slogan for them that went along the lines of “Rise again” WOW! Thanks guys for the upvotes! I really thought there were going to be more interesting comments before mine, LOL!


AlliedSalad

*Police, examining the body:* Well that's *definitely* more than four hours.


iquitFBforthis

Red Bull it gives you wings!


discoFalston

Narrator: It did not.


Y3468y

To float up to heaven


LapisGod101

I'm lovin it.


thermobollocks

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHEN YOU DIE? DIAL 1-800-JESUS"


paesanossbits

AAA: "Don't get stuck on the side of the road!"


hellothisismt

Years ago at my childhood home there was an accident. A camaro rear ended a big rig. The whole car up to the back seats was under the semi truck. The message on the truck? "Delivering your future" I had a picture of it for years but who knows where it is now


Affectionate_Cry_760

I NEED THE PICTURE !!!


hellothisismt

If I ever find it ill definitely share. This was back in the days before cell phones so it was an analog picture or printed or whatever they're called lol


Don_Slade

Reminds me of a picture of a truck severely stuck under a bridge/underpass with something along the lines of "There are no shortcuts in life. Do it right and safely!"


hemiguy76

“What is your sleep number?”


ArsenM6331


Temporary_Lab_7549

Viagra " keeps you stiff for at least 8 hours"


TheGamerFromCanadia

Burger King's 'Have it your way' sounds like a threat now.


DarthVader69788

"It's nerf or nothing!"


[deleted]

He chose nothing


almightydorito

Was looking for this one


Lloyd_lyle

“What’s in *your* wallet?”


Octoseptuagintillion

"huh, nothing."


meltedlaundry

Hey dad!


NightTime2727

Wait wha-


SingleFunction54

*Bounty - The quicker picker-upper*


mcq316

Culver’s: Welcome to Delicious!


Lupercali

Reach out and touch someone (At&T)


superspat

Disneyland: the happiest place on earth


potshotinthesky

Google: I'm feeling lucky


deutschdachs

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"


notquitelikelemonpie

Injured? Good!


Wondershock

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers.


SeaFaringPig

Drink Responsibly


Weirdguy149

Nationwide is on your side. Literally.


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

“Choose life”


Terminus_04

Nike - "Just do it"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Trojan, pleasure you want, protection you trust.


starhojicha

Jimmy John’s “free smells” sign


Orange_Paisley

Tombstone pizza.


Skrivus

"What do you want on your Tombstone!"


tfox1123

Jesus Saves


kweenllama

Loreal : Because you’re worth it


Time4Karma

We know a thing or two cause we’ve seen a thing or two.


DoAFlip22

Detroit Crematorium - You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em


BrookeB79

MIL local morgue: "You stab 'em. We slab 'em."


wittywino

Walmart: Save money. Live Better.


whorton59

"**Takes a licking and keeps on ticking**" *Timex advert*


SheEnviedAlex

"Like a good neighbor, state farm is there."


Scallywagstv2

'Because you're worth it'.


Think-Athlete-8774

Virginia slims: " You've come a long way, baby"


Bitch_Tuna

I HATE STEVEN SINGER! This one is for a jewelry store in Philadelphia.


Double_K_A

Melts in your mouth, not your hand.


OGBusterNutley

Energizer Bunny! It keeps going, and going, and going, and going.....


nspektor170

Snickers: Not going anywhere for a while?


dionesav

Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands - M&Ms


healthychunk

RedBull gives you wings.


healthychunk

Just in case if I accidentally stole this, Maxwell House: Good to the last drop.


Bananawamajama

When you're here, you're family


AbandonedBySony

"Tad's Taxidermy. You snuff em, we stuff em."


ir0nman_xander

Should have gone to specsavers Especially in a car crash


Illustrious_Sail_340

Wendy's: Where's the Beef?


DaaBLUU

"At Amazon we are cutting carbon emissions by %50"


Comptoneffect

ea sports, it's in the game


GoatJesusIsReal

Toyota: Let's go places


Diet_Coke

"Crack into a Slim Jim"


RadMeerkat62445b

Literally anything to do with food, KFC: "It's finger-licking good!" Burger King: "Have it your way." Subway: "Eat fresh."


PRP20

Morgan&Morgan: SIZE MATTERS


thecwestions

The man is wearing a giant chicken outfit and the billboard is for Chik-fil-a.


tdash2007

Lucky charms. "Their magically delicious!"


WebMission4185

“When it’s half the price it’s twice as nice”


javanator999

Coke adds life!


Da_Walkin_Potato

Gillette's "No more #smellymalestubble, please!!!"


BoxsetQueen1980

Or, Gillette the best a man can get