Nom nom nom that's why
C is for "cookie" and "cookie" is for me!
This is the most cursed question I've ever seen. I wanted to give a sarcastic answer but I can't do it.
Fuck its Count von Count
I find the chicken sexy af.
Not gonna lie, Big Bird has a great pair of legs
Little known fact, when I was a child I called my lady parts the “cookie” because i couldn’t pronounce the vulgar term my parents usually used.
No, it has to be Animal.
We all know it's Bert.
Found Ernies reddit account.
He doesn’t hold back. No shame. Eat the friggin cookie and look like you’re enjoying it. Wish there was a cheese cake monster. Coulda been Ernie?
This is the correct answer. CM loves everything with no remorse or regrets.
cause he did it all for the nookie
The whole reason why I created this post was that I was bored and I typed in who is the sexiest sesame street character and through looking at his wiki page I learned that cookie monster has an official twitter account and that is the funniest thing I have seen all day
he always eats the cookie
"Who needs they cookussy ate"
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
Big bird... It has to be cause I've slept with lots of them
With the way he eats cookies it’s no wonder he’s sexual ones
Burt told me that it's Erine
I love this
You know that man can munch on a cookie for days
You know therapy is getting pretty cheap nowadays
Idk. Bert and Ernie have him beat in my books. Then Oscar might be tied with him
He has daddy energy
Since character does not preclude humans, I'm going with Maria back in the seventies.
Once you go Cookie, you'll always want nookie.
He's good at eating.
It’s definitely Oscar the Grouch, reminds me of my dad.
Good. Scanning comments to see if some creep put Elmo. You can stand down Chris Hanson.
Not a puppet but Maria ftw