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Ze_Pig777

Nom nom nom that's why


l0c0pez

C is for "cookie" and "cookie" is for me!


FuzzyOwlFeet

This is the most cursed question I've ever seen. I wanted to give a sarcastic answer but I can't do it. Fuck its Count von Count


Kissmybritishdonkeh

I find the chicken sexy af.


etbiludecalcinha

Not gonna lie, Big Bird has a great pair of legs


Isteppedinpoopy

Little known fact, when I was a child I called my lady parts the “cookie” because i couldn’t pronounce the vulgar term my parents usually used. That’s why.


markynl1

No, it has to be Animal.


promisedjoy

We all know it's Bert.


PM-me-your-crits

Found Ernies reddit account.


6moinaleakyboat

He doesn’t hold back. No shame. Eat the friggin cookie and look like you’re enjoying it. Wish there was a cheese cake monster. Coulda been Ernie?


WifeofTech

This is the correct answer. CM loves everything with no remorse or regrets.


MoistPossum

cause he did it all for the nookie


CaptainSpidermemes

The whole reason why I created this post was that I was bored and I typed in who is the sexiest sesame street character and through looking at his wiki page I learned that cookie monster has an official twitter account and that is the funniest thing I have seen all day


Ahshalon_Tenisk

he always eats the cookie


twentyfivebags

"Who needs they cookussy ate"


LeoNova90

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE


Boomboomshakka

Big bird... It has to be cause I've slept with lots of them


AstaLaVista_

With the way he eats cookies it’s no wonder he’s sexual ones


Chariot-of-Belenus

Burt told me that it's Erine


Toxic_Zombie

I love this


lowbug12

You know that man can munch on a cookie for days


Vanilla_Neko

You know therapy is getting pretty cheap nowadays


Toxic_Zombie

Idk. Bert and Ernie have him beat in my books. Then Oscar might be tied with him


Miskermy

He has daddy energy


stupidlyugly

Since character does not preclude humans, I'm going with Maria back in the seventies.


RealisticDelusions77

Once you go Cookie, you'll always want nookie.


meany-weeny

He's good at eating.


DucksAgainstQuack

It’s definitely Oscar the Grouch, reminds me of my dad.


[deleted]

Good. Scanning comments to see if some creep put Elmo. You can stand down Chris Hanson.


littlegreenfern

Not a puppet but Maria ftw