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Humans of Reddit, do you wash your entire body every time you shower?

Humans of Reddit, do you wash your entire body every time you shower?

HumanAnnoyed

You're there, might as well wash everything.


lukriel

Face, vag, ass, armpits


PigletBitter7022

I do the same thing but it’s like this Chest , stomach , ass , penis , armpits , face , hair


0Seraphina0

In that order?


PigletBitter7022

Yeah


PigletBitter7022

Oh yeah foot to


monkeybort

exactly this.


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throwaway92715

Obviously not. Ass always comes first. Where do you think the soap comes from?


BrokedickPTStud

I'm a dude and always wash my vagina first. Is that weird?


TheClayroo

Not in 2021


BrokedickPTStud

Good to know. I've always done it that way and no one's ever complained!


Femilip

Yes, I live in Florida. Every inch of you sweats.


HerodotusStark

I hated visiting my sister when she lived there. The feeling that when it's crazy hot and humid, you never fully dry off after a shower is the worst.


J33P88

I currently live where you never fully dry off..it sucks but you kinda get used to it.


HerodotusStark

My condolences


Elevenst

Yeah... what's the alternative? Choosing individual parts to skip? Are they hard to reach? Is it painful for some reason to clean it? Why wouldn't you clean your entire body?


KestrelLowing

I don't wash my hair every time I shower. The reason for that is it takes time to wash my hair and I don't need to wash my hair every day (in fact, it's bad for my hair if I do).


lazy_nerd_face

I have eczema, most doctors suggest skipping those areas. (Back of knees, elbow pits? Idk what to call them)


darryl6996

Yeah thought that's the point of showering


DarthContinent

Yes. Crust of dead skin cells ain't gonna exfoliate themselves!


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Initial-Beautiful231

Same!


derpderjerb

Running late but gotta wake up? Wash the genitals and stand under water for a minute or two. Feel gross but also extremely tired? Hair, face and genitals. Going out on a date or to an event? Thoroughly wash everything. Just a normal day? Take some time on the dirtier parts. Then frisk yourself with some soap like a security guard who doesn't give a shit. Hungover? Wash nothing and stand there contemplating life until the steam makes you want to pass out.


O0-0-OO-OOO

Every part gets wet anyways, but I just scrub my hair, under the arms, chest & crotch


catinapointyhat

Almost never wash my feet choosing to trust the soapy water I stand in.


Novetta515

Strong believer in Trickle-Down Soaponomics myself


Turnabout4what

what an underrated reply


SteffeEric

I pretty much ignore anything below the knees.


RufusInBoots

gang gang


LPTKill

This is the way.


NuttyNatterer

LPT: Lift and wash each foot, while standing on the other one. Your older self will thank you for the balancing skills you preserved.


catinapointyhat

Never. Wasted balance. If I wish to balance, I will make room for the joy of a child. I will fondly recall skateboarding, I was so good adults said get off the rails you little hooligan, and choose to make a fool of myself on a childs Christmas hoverboard or something. You broke the tree hehehe. Yes I did, the past tricked me.


thebutterchugger

Affirmative, while scrubbing everything else.


megabob7

I have a shower tub combo i put the bathtub plug in and a drop or two of shampoo before i start the shower that way i have soapy water slowly encapsulate my feet generally feels cleaner then a normal shower


catinapointyhat

I have a basic shower and I block the drain with a washcloth or large gallon shampoo bottle. It reliably builds to my ankles. I shave and brush my teeth in the shower too so my feet get several products on them to be minty clean.


TheRavenSayeth

I’ve heard of so many people doing this but it’s worth pointing out that this isn’t a good idea and will not clean your feet. Rubbing alcohol/hand sanitizer works by cleaning on contact. Soap on the other hand works more like sand paper in that it needs motion to clean.


throwaway92715

This is how you get athlete's foot


catinapointyhat

I disagree. Not had that in a long time. You get athletes foot from shoes. Every chance I get I go for open sandal style. And my closed off shoes I am very hygienic with them. I hit them almost every time I have to wear them with an antiseptic spray I use on my pets when they get hurt.


throwaway92715

No. I got athlete's foot from not washing my feet. Just got rid of it. Proof's in the pudding!


briellapantoja99

Yes otherwise I sit in bed thinking about my parts I didn’t decide to go and wash thoroughly the rest of the day or night 🙃


iamacraftyhooker

No. Hair, face, vulva, ass, boobs, pits. I have dry skin, so stripping it of its natural oils is exactly what I don't want to do. I wash the rest occasionally, or if I get actually dirty.


KohiiChii

Lemme hand you some moisturizer


iamacraftyhooker

So use a product to remove my natural oils, then replace those natural oils with artificial ones? That seems like a lot of extra steps and money for a process my body does on its own.


KohiiChii

Fine, I'll take my moisturizer back.


HomelessWillHodl

Yeah. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?


reppya

Nah, I'd rather just sit outside the shower and wait until it's done.


Tudopodemelhorar

I think you just reminded me that I should scrub behind my ears and my back better Thanks


Alltoocommon

Not the inside


FistedTate

Alcohol is for washing away the inside dirt.


Paintedsoda

Often don’t wash my hair, bruv.


J33P88

Yea I only wash mine max 3x a week


TheRedditGirl15

Was this question asked by an alien-


Subadubdublub

No, It’s not good for your skin. I wash my face and all the creasy areas of me lol and my feet usually.


sharings_caring

I have never ever deliberately washed my legs


CDM2017

Legs are the sewer of the body - everything washes down but it doesn't wash off. Once I'm done with everything else I step out of the spray, wash my legs, rinse JUST them, then turn off the water.


sharings_caring

Nah man. I just leave them and then put on my jeans that I also never wash


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100% always clean the dirtiest spots — hands, feet, butt, groin, underarms. As for the rest, it’s a quick wash that might might miss several spots


Ubermassive

The hot spots, if you will


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Nope. Just the hair and extra stinky parts


vanalla

Hair every other shower. Exfoliate face every 3-4 showers. Body wash every single time every single place. Face cream before bed. It's called anti-aging, not de-aging.


Initial-Beautiful231

Yes, every bit, no use in being unsure the next day.


SnodgrassIsland

Just my junk, armpits, and face. In that order.


leefitzwater

Might consider reversing that order.


SnodgrassIsland

I like this order


CtForrestEye

In rare cases I may take a second shower of day so I would not wash my hair, like washing off bug spray.


mordeci00

No. Left half of my body on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Right half on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.


Rahallahan

You just smell funky on Sundays?


mordeci00

That's my day of rest.


delladoug

Shampoo hair (sometimes), face, pits, and between the legs. Avoiding the soap keeps my skin less dry. I'll do body wash all over if I'm actually dirty, from yard work or something.


darkpixie1

Yes. Even use a scrubby with a long handle on my back.


YourQueen2Bee

Yea, you are already there, it only makes sense to wash your whole body.


EdgrrAllenPaw

No. There's no need. Why does every bit of skin need to be washed every shower?


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I don´t wash my feet, because I don´t like balancing on one foot in a slippery shower. Edit: I don´t wash my face either.


conspiracylistener

I don’t think anyone washes their back


Rahallahan

I have a special poof to wash my back.


J33P88

I can reach all the parts of my back. Soap and then lotion. You should stretch maybe?


KohiiChii

I was surprised not everyone can reach back there when I ask this question to a group of friends


icetea_69

Not a Human, but yes, I wash my entire body when I shower. I like to be clean.


binglelemon

Yes. I'm not a trash bag.


thebutterchugger

Oh cool I almost mistook you for a Febreeze fresh hefty bag.


binglelemon

It common. I have those at home and they are also white.


thebutterchugger

Ooh you got them fancy trash bags? I got the bulk Sam's Club trash bags. They're cheap and fall apart easily, like me.


binglelemon

Yeah. I live with a cat. 1 bag of trash a week for me + however much he poops and pees gets bagged separately in smaller "scented" bags. Those bags don't smell like lemon, but it was like 75 cents for 100 bags or something like that.


thebutterchugger

I live with three cats, I know that life. Speaking of my black bitch of a cat just sat in my lap. I adore her.


binglelemon

When my cat wants pet, he lays down and stretches like whichever superhero that has only the ability to stretch. Fantastic 4? Is that even right?


thebutterchugger

Mr. Fantastic AKA Reed Richards, you're absolutely correct. What kinda cat you have?


binglelemon

An orange one.


thebutterchugger

Nice, I have an orange one too. I refer to him as the resident butthead. His name is Oscar. What's your buddy's name?


rootntootn2gunshootn

Yes. Bar soap (I don't like the liquid scents) and loofah gloves. Get all in the nooks and crannies. Head to toe scrub, rinse, and gtfo.


darklinghate

Yes I do. Usually I'm in the shower covered in sweat after a workout or removing the scent of smoke on myself before work, so I clean everything. I enjoy the scent of my soap and shampoo and just like to be clean in general.


BTQuint

95% of the time I do, unless i'm running late or something


l_forgot_my_pasword

I really wanted to answer, but since I'm an alien, I'm afraid I can not.


greg_botts

yes especially my dick and ass typically my bf washes it when we shower together


viber223

Indeed I do.


SuspiciousString3

Yes, as that's the point of showering.


TheKingofHats007

Usually. I don’t always do a full clean for my hair (my scalp has some severe dryness issues and shampoo can irritate that), but I get everywhere else.


retro123gamr

No. Sometimes I don’t wash my hair, I just give it a rinse with water


ozzzymand0

Not a human, can’t confirm


[deleted]

yeah but im skinny hahahahaha


ulvain

>Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. And you can save a whole lot of time by using the same brush on all four.


HomicidalJunglecat21

If suds hit it, it’s clean


Sandyman321

… do some people not do that?


WanjiSan

Everything. Including using a back brush to get the middle of my back. Warm (not hot) water, Ivory bath bar for soap.


RareUnderstanding04

Yes. Also spray the under carriage


body-politic

Every square inch except the parts of my back I cannot reach.


Wizardof1000Kings

It depends how long I have. Sometimes I'll be cutting it so close that I'll be power walking through the door at work against the second hand. Mornings like these, every saved second counts.


JordyKkaii

who are you, and how did you find me


Anxious_Sentence_688

How is this even a question ?


Shigjetar

Sometimes in the summer I'll take 2 showers in a day if it's really hot or if I decided to do something active after I got home from work and had already showered. In that case, on the second shower I usually don't shampoo my hair cause overwashing can be bad for your hair. Or so I've heard.


I_Get_Beaten_Up_Alot

If I'm not being beaten up then yes.


DarthDregan

I legitimately have no idea what OP thinks "washing" is right now. Or what they think a "shower" is.


throwaway92715

No. I find it very difficult to wash between my liver and spine, for instance.


Caddas

Just in there to poop mostly.


ghostthingz

i do the quick hair face ass groin pits every day but do a deep scrub of everything twice a week with all the exfoliator/smell goods/skin care stuff etc. id like to do the deep scrub every day but mental illness got its grip on me


KohiiChii

I'll get wet - Wash every inch of my body - 40 minutes stare at a good looking part of the wall while the shower is running - Rinse


Heroshade

Pits, arms, and taint. Sometimes my face if it’s gotten particularly dirty.


crizzlefresh

I only wash my taint


Nerketur

Yes, but I also don't necessarily shower every single day. When I do shower, I want to be clean.


justforfun887125

Yeah, why would you not?


ABewilderedPickle

Armpits and penis every day. Entire body and hair every other day.


rundrhill

Soap soap Bubble bubble. Washing circuits causes trouble


Lefrance76

Everything including my toes.