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Does anyone use the flap on their boxers?

Does anyone use the flap on their boxers?

psycho-mouse

I dangle mine out of the leg holes.


Joshposh70

I normally find out the leg hole and tucking it into my sock is the comfiest way to do it


psycho-mouse

I find when I do that it tickles my toes too much.


the_little_stinker

If you cut a hole in your shoe you can fold it back up your leg


Tabman1977

This is why I come to Reddit. Only us Brits can come up with shit like this 👍


SISCP25

I’m sure that’s not unique to Brits


omegamosity

You sound like an imposter, probably from Scotland.


wild_biologist

Of your trousers, right?


wondrshrew

I turn em around backwards and shit through the hole like a boss


frankOFWGKTA

😂😂😂😂


thecoop_

Nope. Needlessly fiddly when you can just pull the front down a bit and put your cock over the top. Especially if it has buttons! Who’s got the time for that when you gotta go?


Iwantmyteslanow

Yeah, I flop out the top


xanthophore

Nah, if I did that my dick wouldn't reach through the extra fabric and I'd wet myself . . . :(


sparky1499

Hard to use it when you have a ‘lazy piss’. (Sat on the toilet seat)


notgoneyet

I switched to sitting down three years ago and I've never looked back.


TheRiddler1976

Really hard to sit on a urinal though


notgoneyet

*I made my choice*


PMme-YourPussy

Never feel finished if I sit.


bigbigcheese2

Always at home. On a public toilet, you want to keep as much of you away from that filthy seat as you can


voluotuousaardvark

Always thought of it as the hangover piss.


20127010603170562316

Sounds inconvenient. Does anyone else have that thing, that you *slightly* need a piss, but by the time you set foot in the bathroom, you're nearly dripping it's so urgent? Also seems to happen when you get to your front door after an outing.


TheRiddler1976

I'm fairly sure that's your body, knowing you are about to go, getting ready and a bit over enthusiastic.


ThomasEichorst

Latchkey incontinence


delta-TL

Yes, I hate it


RedReefKnot

Yes! Walking home and sometimes slightly need to pee so pick up the pace ... By the time I'm in my road I'm desperate all of a sudden. So make sure I have my key ready to open the door.


WalkTheFleetRoad

I get latchkey incontinence for No.2s, not No.1s. And I get it in several different locations, because for some reason, my arse knows where there’s a public toilet five minutes walk away, and gives me four minutes’ notice of an evacuation.


McCretin

Yeah, of course. Does anyone not?


blacky-o-hare

Does anybody?


CyborgPoo

Yes. Why would you dangle over the top when there is a hole literally for it?!


blacky-o-hare

Because its quicker and easier lots don't have the hole anymore for those reasons.


CyborgPoo

Not sure what your pants look like but my boxers just have a slit...way easier!


blacky-o-hare

Probably similar to yours just without a redundant hole.


CyborgPoo

Well good luck with your pants!


blacky-o-hare

And to you good sir.


Independent_Koala639

If you do put your penis through that then you are no longer considered human but an alien


UrbanAlly

I just walk up to the urinal and pull my trousers and pants down to my ankles and then let the flow go! Total dominion!


[deleted]

feels good man


Revolutionary_Oil897

Depends on the underwear. If there's a button or there's just too much material to push over, I go over, but if the target is accessible I use the fly.


meehaja

I like a fly hole, but I struggle sometimes, scrabbling like a weirdo when I emotionally start peeing before I’ve got it out. I don’t like flipping over the waist band as the elastic puts pressure on my urethra and when I put it away the rest comes out and my boxers get wet. I have solved this issue by standing at the urinal at work with my trousers and boxers round my ankles like the alpha wolf that I am.


So_Desu_Ne

For peeing? No. :)


Zippyfrood

For pooing?


GrimQuim

WANKING


TheNewHobbes

Only when I'm doing my impression of an elephant


EverydayDan

If your wearing formal trousers or any other outfit where your shirt is tucked in then yes, undo the zip and pull your penis through the flap. Sure if your wearing jeans and a tee then pulling your boxers down at the front is easier but if your wearing a belt you may risk contact with the urinal.


woody0606

No. Never. I'm amazed that anyone does!


BogSniffer

Never. Doesn't happen.


JedsBike

Never. Takes too long…


_MildlyMisanthropic

just pull the waist band down


mrcrazycrazy121

I only buy boxers with a flap of some kind as it's more annoying at work having to flip it over the top, plus I usually experience squishing if I flop over.


cume_pant

Fuck no, pulling the waistband down is clearly a faster and more fluid movement.


matelt

my husband doesn't like them, so I usually sew them shut to keep his precious things secure.


frankOFWGKTA

Nah when i pee at a urinal i just pull my boxers and jeans right down to my ankles. Cut the bullshit. Straight to the chase. No popping shit out of flaps and flies or half opened jeans. No time for that.


ttrsphil

I can’t fit mine out of the hole. And by that I mean it’s not long enough…


dickbob124

If I'm wearing a particularly fiddly belt I'll use the flap to avoid having to undo the belt. Otherwise it's over the top. That said I only do that if I happen to be wearing boxers with a flap. Most of the time I use boxer briefs so don't have that option anyway.


PMme-YourPussy

Used to for sex, never for the toilet.


will-je-suis

Depends on the trousers, formal trousers with a shirt tucked in and belt that I can to sort back out then yes, rest of the time it's a no from me.


RemoteBluejay8146

I undo my belt, unbutton my trousers and go over the top. When I’m dying for a pee I don’t wanna deal with the complexity of what kind of underpants I’m wearing. Every fractionofasecondcountswhenyou’reinahurry…. uhhh…. ahhhhhhh…. sweet Jesus….


SjS988

Only sometimes when I want to be cool


Other_Exercise

Not, yet it can provide useful ventilation.


davesy69

Mine's 12" long but I don't use it as a rule.


NonchalantNashorn

Amateurs. It's positively Mediterranean in the UK right now, who has time for wearing boxers!? In all seriousness, I've tried to use the flap but it's just too fiddly, especially when you're approaching the toilet/urinal and caught a little off guard by a giddy bladder.


Pfffffttt284

Ah, the gobble hole.


Wearyoulikeafeedbag

Of course I do. If you don’t the pressure from the waistband impedes the flow of urine, resulting in dribbling.