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Dominoes in Japan have created a Fish & Chips Pizza

Dominoes in Japan have created a Fish & Chips Pizza

supergodmasterforce

With lemon wedges on the pizza.....


20Log

How the world hasn't kicked off about this yet but had the cheek to be angry about pineapple


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if you think this is bad. check out brazilian pizza. which is: undercooked pizza ketchup cold cheese mayo and sweetcorn


Jelly_Pants

I threw up just imagining that


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swedens pizza is worse. bananas burnaise sauce peanuts and black currants


WufflyTime

No, no, not Bernaise. It's curry. Sweden makes banana curry pizza.


benanderson89

I suddenly hold the Pizza we get in the UK to a very high standard after learning this...


WufflyTime

A curry pizza might not be that bad, but it's the addition of the fruit and nuts that disturb me.


benanderson89

Exactly. A curry pizza is basically just curry flat bread, and that's fine. The Banana is what throws me for a loop. Edit: this won't be a curry sauce made specifically to go with fruit. It'll be generic, European "curry sauce".


retrode80

My mate who looks like he's about to die from a heart attack has the local takeaway make him a large meat feast,with a large donner/shwarma mix then garlic and chilli sauce.Im surprised he hasn't been found dead in his kitchen seeing as this is twice a week!


Gisschace

Coronation chicken has raisins in it. Doesn’t get more British than coronation chicken


Finagles_Law

Slices of banana and also raisins are great on top of yellow curry.


lonely_sojourner

>banana Raw plantain bananas are practically a vegetable. We eat that in curries where I am from (Kerala). There are curries with ripe fruits in them too.


Lopsidedcel

I've had currys with bananas in, like a korma style was very nice, had another with strawberries in called chom chom balti, fruit and savoury is great sometimes. Dont get this weird dislike of fruit in savoury meals we have in the UK, cheese and grapes are such a good combo. Edit: around here any curry style pizza would be from an Indian takeaway


moun7

"Punjabi Pizza" is very popular in certain areas of Canada (west coast). It's pizza with heavy Indian influences, including pizza with curry sauces. It's pretty good and often quite cheap.


cosmic_wanderer_bear

Indian curry pizzas are unreal tbf. Few indian takeaways do that around me.


_jeremybearimy_

Yeah an Indian curry pizza is delicious. But there’s no weird shit on it, just cheese and then things you’d get in a curry so it all works together. Curry plus banana makes me sick


Model_Maj_General

There's a place near me in Bath that does Indian style pizzas and they are sublime. Obviously it's slightly different to just slapping a curry on a pizza, but it's the same principle.


KaiRaiUnknown

Youve never had a fry up pizza then It sounded fucking fantastic until I got to the beans 🤢


TheWelshPanda

Just had a flashback to 1990s heinz beans pizza. They were amazing. Don't know what they did but they were amazing. Never been able to replicate it.


passerby362

Have you tried paneer tandoori pizza from an Indian pizza shop - its delicious!


Dyalikedagz

Ah mate domino's does McDonald's cheeseburger pizza now its fuckin lit


nobcreek

My wife loves these, I got a bit bored after the first few


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sophistry13

When I visited I found they had a thing called Pizzasallad which comes free with every pizza. Like a little pot of coleslaw but less mayonnaisey.


HumanTuna

I would eat this pizza.


willmacdonald

It is banana with curry powder, not curry sauce.


MyHouseSmellsOfSmoke

That sounds amazing to be fair


Isaskar

As a Swede, you're not all that wrong, but banana on pizza is controversial even in Sweden. (I personally hate it.) I've never seen black currants but it might be a regional thing. Bearnaise is definitely a thing along with a ton of other sauces, they're added to the pizza after it comes out of the oven and it's actually pretty good though bearnaise wouldn't be my pick. The most popular pizza in Sweden is one with döner kebab meat on it. It's actually really good


matthieuC

So what you're telling me is that pizza is a cultural marker showing the level of decadence in a society?


Grazthespaz

If that was like some sort of dessert sauce then I could get behind that. a pizza dough could be sweet I suppose. Its not like other desserts dont use a similar dough.


aestus

nobody serves blackcurrants on pizza in Sweden. Banana and peanuts are served though. Don't order it.


Preseli

[Look at it, LOOK AT IT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4)


magpiefae

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS?!? Wait…I know….my fucking nightmares!


Inner_Peace

Fuck oil, this is what we should be invading countries over


jambox888

Lucky for them that the Italians don't have nukes


jambox888

The 3 olives at the end, mwah! Perfecto.


Lollerscooter

I think we have to nuke Brazil


VoluminousWindbag

Let’s not pretend that’s food, let alone pizza. That’s a hate crime.


Mairuu

I like that the top comment is 'This is how EA make their games'


fredandersonsmith

Um, no thanks. I’ll have the throw up.


bigtoddlebigfun

I spent 2 and a half years living in Brazil just trying to find an edible pizza.


TooStonedForAName

What is it specifically about Brazilians and Germans that make them eat such objectively rancid food? Growing up in London I know a lot of Brazilians and they really eat strange shit. A lot of good cultural cuisine, for sure, but a lot of weird shit too that doesn’t belong on Earth. And I’ll never get over how much Germans generally love Coca Cola+orange juice.


O_______m_______O

In my experience Germany has excellent pizza to be fair. Better quality kebab on average too. To be honest average German everyday food is probably better than the UK - nothing flashy but lots of good bread and fresh meat/fish and vegetables while we're eating tinned beans off pub coasters.


gayezrealisgay

Doesn't Germany have a much larger Turklish population than the UK? Makes sense their kebab game would be on point.


ErnestWorthing

mezzo mix (fanta and coke, an official coca cola product) is pretty amazing tbf


madpiano

It's not orange juice, it's German Fanta, which does have a stronger orange flavour and less sugar than US/UK Fanta. Spezi (Cola & Fanta mix) does taste really nice though. But have you had Bananenweizen (wheat beer with banana juice) or Cola Weizen (dark wheat beer with Cola)?


Ijusthadto66

I don't think you know much German food my dude


KneeDeepInTheDead

Brazilians are really into mayo and corn. Dont eat their lasagna either


leedoughty19

I thought the Brazilian one was just the base with no toppings!!


anormalgeek

We gave up on Japanese pizza years ago.


ThankYouNordicTrack

I know, right? People get upset about pineapple on a pizza yet we have fucking fish and chips being slapped on a large thin and crispy 😏 Dont tell me its a tartare sauce stuffed crust! 🤮 (I love pineapple on pizzas, and I love fish and chips in paper - sometimes worlds shouldn't collide!)


YsoL8

I'm reading this the same evening Spotify decided to recommend the Japanse version of the wizard of Oz soundtrack to me. At some point the world just went bloody strange.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

Fun fact: the reason a lot of the world hate pineapple on pizza is because they try to use fresh pineapple, rather than canned. It’s the exception to the rule “always use fresh ingredients” because fresh pineapple is incredibly sweet and juicy, whereas canned (as we know and love) is tart and dry. When I went to the Caribbean, I thought “I bet the Hawaiian pizza here is amazing!” Nope. Made about as much sense as putting orange segments on there.


FalmerEldritch

I've only had fresh pineapple on pizza once, and that was the time I went "oh, I get it" because it was *great*. (With chicken, chorizo, and a heap of rucola.)


cdegallo

>whereas canned (as we know and love) is tart and dry. I don't know what kind of shitty canned pineapple you've had the misfortune of trying, but I've never had canned pineapple that wasn't sweet and juicy.


tylerawn

Why anyone would ever give a fuck what other people like on their pizza is baffling to me. So what if I like 2 pounds of black olives, pineapple chunks, and anchovies on my pizza? I wasn’t going to give any to you anyway.


IndecentLouie

Still with the peel on just to add insult to injury


Flatulent_Weasel

There's a slice between the 9 and 10 o'clock positions that appears to be just peel.


umhullen

there is actually a tiny nugget of probably all batter just near the crust


TooStonedForAName

The majority of them look like they’re just peel


LowBrowsing

Obviously lemon wedges is crazy, but what you should try is very finely chopping a load of coriander, adding some finely grated lemon zest, one very finely chopped small garlic clove and, again, very finely chopped half a chilli, then a splash of olive oil. Mix it all together and put on a freshly cooked Margherita.


jeneksjeneidu

I think this might be one of the most appetising things I’ve read lately. This also works well on a Caprese salad. It requires a bit more oil though. Actual olive too, not frankenoil mixtures we typically see on shop shelves.


KingGorilla

It's called a Gremolata and I agree it is wonderful. Adds a brightness to pizza https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremolata


fell-off-the-spiral

I’m betting there’s Mayo in there somewhere too.


igotsaquestiontoo

tartar sauce?


BigJesusSurrender

Thin slices of lemon on top, stone oven cooked so they caramelise and get a little crispy, would actually be really nice imo, but they've just stuck whole wedges on it lol


definitelynecessary

Am I the only one who can only see slices not wedges? So many people have said it so I've looked really hard but they all look slices to me.


BigJesusSurrender

Tbh I think you're right, just the closest one looks like a wedge


Sol-idSnake

Yo, we have lemon on pizza in Italy. Always amazes me to see what Americans think is normal on a pizza. Best selling pizza in Italy has no tomato and no cheese, just oil, rosemary and salt. Sometimes olives too. Thin lemon slices, or slices of preserved lemons with salt, fish or cured meats is very normal on pizza.


Happygreenlight

Pull em off and maybe squeeze a bit on your slice before you eat it


atb3tt5

just thinking of people in Japan eating whole lemon wedges with their fish and chips thinking it's authentic


OtetsOtechestve

I once witnessed a group of tourists in a hotel eating porridge with black pudding, bacon and sausage in it. Personally, I am not brave enough to try it.


HermionesGryffindor

They must be used to eating congee, a savoury rice porridge often served for breakfast with meat and vegetables. I quite fancy trying it with our oat porridge!


jabbaroni

Well lots of Asian countries eat Congee which is almost this, except the porridge is made of rice and they probably use different pork products.


Lollipop126

Never in my life would I ever consider black pudding, bacon, or sausage in congee. some adventurous people might have some innards, but vast majority is just chicken, minced meats, and mushrooms. it's supposed to be a light tasting meal, lightly salted, possibly for the sick, not one with fats.


g_junkin4200

As a Chinese man born and bred in London, i would absolutely smash some jook with all that English breakfast madness. I think its a fantastic idea. Have you ever had congee with kfc? That is living. I tell thee.


Jellyfish_McSaveloy

Congee with KFC? Like you dip a mini fillet in it? Might raise some eye brows next time I go for dim sum and bring a bargain bucket with me.


joecotellesePHILLY

I'm not sure how common joek is at dim sum, but loads of people dip potato slices fried into their jook like some version of "oil stick".


Jellyfish_McSaveloy

Only time I ever order congee anymore! Its not like Hong Kong where I can pop down for some fried noodles and congee anywhere I want.


BukkitGod

There's also chagayu, which is tea poured over porridge. Change green for breakfast tea, throw the rest on top with a tomato garnish and you've almost got full English porridge.


The_Scrunt

This would probably taste pretty good if the porridge was made traditionally with water and salt.


OofOwMyShoulder

>I once witnessed a group of tourists in a hotel eating porridge with black pudding, bacon and sausage in it. Personally, I am not brave enough to try it. It's like a congee coddle. I could get behind it.


Chennaz

That actually sounds really nice to me in a weird way haha


Troubadoure14

Isn’t black pudding just oats and blood? Haven’t they just watered down black pudding


Thug_Mustard

Nah, there's pork in there too, it is an actual sausage


pmcfox

I got into savoury porridge this year and it's actually pretty great! Make it with chicken stock then top with what you like plus a fried egg 👍🏻


Surface_Detail

I'd eat the hell out of that. I've already had savoury porridge with bacon... I don't see why the rest of this wouldn't fit.


BurbankElephants

Sounds like perfect bulking food!


kimbap_cheonguk

So... I found a recipe once... And made it... And it was good. Bacon & Cheese Oatmeal Porridge. Basically, chop and fry bacon bits then remove them but leave the fat in the pan. Add oats to the fat, stir it round so they absorbs the fat. Add milk (cows, oat, soy, whatevs) and bring to simmer, as normal for making oat porridge. Slowly stir in grated cheddar, to your personal taste of cheesiness (ie, all the cheese) Serve in a bowl and sprinkle with lots of bacon bits. For added goodness, stir an egg yolk into it. I like a few cracks of black pepper as well.


mastocles

In Lawsons (a Japanese convenience store) they have panini with spaghetti and tomato sauce —it looks hideous. If only they knew the correct Italian way is Heinz spaghetti in toast.


pi_designer

I’m finally offended by someone else’s cultural appropriation


EntropyKC

It's no surprise many people around the world think our food sucks, when they think it's like this!


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TheHawkinator

Was this Off Menu Podcast? Was person in question Phil Wang?


giggs123

Tbh I was all in on that til I noticed all the lemon wedges


PrinceBert

The title of the post made me think "well that sounds like something I'm sure people would like over here as well" And then I looked at the picture. And now I wish I hadn't found out that someone put lemon wedges on pizza.


SemperF0rtis

Nice flair man, Rene LaVice is the king


B3njaminjames

I have always wondered… Chinese immigrants came over here and made a good living opening Chinese take aways. If I as an Englishman moved to China or Japan to open an authentic British chippy, would I be as successful? I’m talking pukka pies, fresh battered fish, chunky chips fried in beef fat. Maybe even a deep fried Mars bar.


[deleted]

Call it a Mars Bar Tempura and you might be on to something.


Mukatsukuz

The Hub pub chain in Japan does fish and chips. Even comes with fake newspaper and newspaper wrapped chopsticks as well as Sarson's malt vinegar.


YsoL8

Now that's attention to detail. Course to be 100% authentic it also needs to sell dripping in oil kebabs with the spicy sauce and the salad out of tescos rubbish bins.


Namelessking9

Except it's just chunks of battered fish and instead of chips you get potato wedges...


Two-Jay-Zed

Frustratingly the menu often only lists it as "Potato", so you've no idea it's wedges until it makes its way to your table.


Kroisoh

Depends. You have to adjust to the flavor preferences around here. It'll be too much fat and sugar for them to wanna eat there. Also, must be in Central Districts or big cities. Spouse and I are from these two places. For example, look at the menu of this American style cafe in Yokohama Station that I often go to when I have a dayoff and have breakfast around her workplace when we lived there a few years ago. The portion is much smaller and from my experience taste is milder: [https://www.nick-stock.com/menu](https://www.nick-stock.com/menu) So you can't really clone a Wetherspoons or GBK and blossom in Japan or HK, but it sure has a market for authentic foreign food if you change the portion and salt/sugar content a bit. Maybe I was a bit too serious for a little joke this but yeah.


sowdowgg

Malaysian here, we often get expats starting pubs. One of my favourite places was called sids pub in Taman tun


_DarthBob_

The trick is to not actually do what you do back home but do a bastardised version that works for local taste buds eg: British national dish the chicken tikka masla is not an actual Indian dish You look at the average restaurant in China, it ain't serving the same stuff we know and love. The super authentic ones with the chicken feet and century egg, don't tend to be as popular with non asians.


Ramsden_12

The deep fried mars bar is a thing of beauty!


colddustgirl

I'm an American living in the UK. During a conversation with a Btitish coworker I mentioned that I missed the local fish and chips shop in the town I used to live in, as the owners were lovely and they had deep fried Mars bars. My coworker was incredulous and said that deep fried Mars bars were only really meant as a joke. I was devastated, as I think they're absolutely heavenly. :(


cosmiclatte44

I feel like the more north you go, the less of a joke they become.


chrisni66

How to offend both England and Italy after the Euro’s in one picture


jh_2719

Let both teams play frisbee with it and the losers are the first to drop it.


SFW808

Loser eats it.


_Gen_Xer_

I am both British and Italian and I am doubly offended.


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silphred43

How to offend ~~two~~ three nations with the same picture


cora-san

I’m Italian and I’d eat that, lemon wedges included. Thank you UK for fish and chips


PreemPalver7

Congratulations, you've been exiled.


_Gen_Xer_

Pastaporto ritirato. Prego recarsi in questura per espulsione dal territorio italiano.


MidtownTally

When I was in Italy many years ago they had Pizza Americana which was French fries on pizza. Is that a common thing?


9DAN2

Anybody near Manchester, there’s a place called Crazy Pedros in the northern quarter which do a chippy tea pizza. Also has gravy, sausage and mushy peas iirc.


DidiDombaxe

Also one in Liverpool. Reminds me of edgy 14 year olds


9DAN2

The staff remind me of edgy 14 year olds tbh. Good spot for cheap cocktails and pizza, but the staff are miserable and rude.


ODoggerino

Yea but the music is always way too loud


BigBeanMarketing

Misread this as Crazy Paedos. Need another coffee.


ChrisRR

Do they have a washing machine in their restaurant?


ChadHogan_

They do. I went years ago, back when it was called Man Feelings. Cos they’re men, and they have feelings.


takeawaycheesypeas

Was it once called curse these metal hands??


hattorihanzo5

Nah, that's Danny Dyer's Chocolate Humunculus.


takeawaycheesypeas

I believe sir you are thinking of mommas cumquat......


MeatWad111

Run by a group of people who go by the name of The Hair Blair Bunch


takeawaycheesypeas

I knew them as coming up for Blair


yesterdayscat

A washing machine in a pub? Christ I need a drink.


Kitchen-Key-174

What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a restaurant!? I need a drink.


YouNeedAnne

Those crazy paedos! What are they like?


mbfos

You might be on to something… What are pizzas made from? Pizza Dough If you shorten Pizza Dough you get Pi-do Those Qanons are on to something.


YouNeedAnne

Good job Pete Doherty didn't get a SuBo style nickname.


CantBeArsedSoz

The Liverpool one got vandalised last year and someone stole a letter but it wasn't even the R which is somehow even funnier


[deleted]

No, that one's in Leeds.


sequeezer

Ugh noooo, fucking disgusting… when can we order that over here?


nascentt

... With the lemons?


Real_Life_VS_Fantasy

Dont knock it til youve tried it 50 times and developed a taste for it


AdStrange2167

WITh THE LEMONS -Cave Johnson


lambuscred

Maybe you can eat the wedges? Like I’ve seen lemon wedges soaked in honey to make them more palatable. I’d eat that


Bloooper

r/PizzaCrimes


26326312

Dominoes in Japan need to mind their own fucking business and stop embarking such horrors unto the world. Nah, in all seriousness I'd eat that.


[deleted]

Japan has some of the best food in the world but they really take a "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" approach. For every amazing bowl of ramen or sushi you have sea urchin ice cream, wasabi kit kats and chicken sashimi.


isnappedrondasarm

Wasabi Kit Kats you say….intriguing


Groundbreaking-Key15

They're really nothing like full-on wasabi, more a suggestion of wasabi. They are pretty much the same colour, though. Side note - I recall sitting in a local Japanese restaurant at lunch one day several years ago, and watching in horror as a fellow diner innocently picked up the entire 'thumb' of wasabi and popped it into her mouth. The aftermath was NOT pretty.


Sidders1943

I did that once because someone bet me a tenner I couldn't, although it wasn't actual wasabi, but the stuff you get from cheap sushi places. My airways proceeded to close and I had to down a pint before I could breathe again. Luckily, the tenner bought more than a pint so I think it was worth it since I didn't actually suffocate.


jsawden

My grandma smoked almost all her life, and if she wasn't drinking tea, she was drinking whisky. One of her last meals she did the same and there was zero reaction. Meanwhile, i put a hair too much and my eyes start pouring like I'm cutting onions.


reeko1982

Did she think it was a single mushy pea?


stantheman2793

Play a record


TheBigNastySlice

Little bald headed manc twat.


Mukatsukuz

They are bloody delicious! I did dislike the red bean and potato pudding Kit Kats I got in 2018, though. I just wish Haagen Dazs would release their green tea ice cream in the UK. That stuff is gorgeous.


JakkuScavenger

You can usually find green tea ice cream in your local East Asian supermarket.


TheGreatThoth

You can get them online. They're spot on; as are the green tea ones!


LowBrowsing

Wasabi Kit Kats are alright, but the Green Tea ones I could not deal with. There's so many Kit Kat flavours out there.


wellwellwelly

You just reminded me of a deep fried fish sticking out of a 99 Ice cream I saw at a service station in Japan. I'm not even exaggerating. I'll try and find the picture.


breadmaker2020

Would you buy for £30, cos that's how much it costs lol.


borismuller

Japan Domino’s is the most expensive in the world, followed by the UK.


Dickinmymouth1

Tbf I’ve had a lot of dominos in my life and never paid full price for a pizza. You’re a fool if you do, there’s always some kind of deal that will at least save you some money.


borismuller

I live in Japan and that’s exactly how it is here too. I’ve never paid more than the equivalent of £15 for a Dominoe’s here.


Snoo46749

Yes. And Weds and Sunday. Should be getting three large for about 10 quid each! Then you can’t look at yourself for a few days.


wmru5wfMv

Both things can be true


O_______m_______O

I had a Teriyaki pizza at a Dominoes in downtown Nagasaki once and it was the bo-... it was pretty good.


monks78

Don't know about the lemon wedges but the rest looks too tasty not to try.


userunknowne

Swap the lemon for mushy peas and it’s a winner


Sniper_Guz

I wonder if there's a Japanese yodelling Domino's ad where one of them orders this.


JohnnyBravosWankSock

That... fucking... advert...


YsoL8

Marketers should be sentenced to watching their blasted adverts continually for a year


420BoofIt69

England and Italy set aside their differences and invade Japan


Jaydev2222

where's the chips?


magpiefae

I, as a half Italian, half British person am HORRIFIED. My forebears on both sides are spinning in their graves! We could light both nations on the electricity they would create as dynamos. For the love of all things Holy and Good: why so much lemon…AND WHY LEAVE THE RIND ON?!?!?!


NewLeaseOnLine

Yeah this is mental. Pizzas in Australia with seafood toppings come with a lemon wedge served in the middle to squeeze, but not cooked into the actual pizza. I'm just gonna put this down to more Japanese weirdness.


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Would definitely try it (without the lemon), nowhere near as cursed as the banana and curry powder pizzas they eat in Sweden


Vectorman1989

You've mamma'd your last a-mia, Japan


stuple

[r/ThanksIHateIt](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/)


haig1915

Isn't this just a elaborate chip butty?


bigben009

PH: Hello Pizza Hut how can I help you? Me: I would like to order for delivery Do you have any specials? PH: We have a special for a large 2 topping Me: I’ll take that Ph: What’s your toppings? Me: I would like pineapple and lemon wedges please Ph: Oh fk off with that *hangs up*


9shadowcat9

I was all for it until I saw the lemon.


therealgodfarter

Japan and war crimes, name a more iconic duo


PirateCraig

This is pay back for the Greggs Kasu Curry Bake


fairstiffpeaks

I just don’t know. There is a place in Manchester that did English breakfast pizza and it was actually very popular.


Fun_Yogurtcloset_652

Manchester has chip naans I fucking love those!


pm_me_falcon_nudes

Idk...my experience with Dominos in Japan is that Japan makes really, really shit pizza. It was like eating cardboard with no flavor. Maybe it was a one off thing but I'm skeptical about this.


-that-there-

*MA CHE CAZZO*


bee_administrator

Nice idea but what's with the vast number of lemon slices?


Irequirehelp1

Is this some kind of revenge?


KishiABKmoto

Imma show this to drive my point when I explain to my friends that turtle bay is nothing like authentic Jamaican food


JDJ714

Yeah I'm gunna have to buy this and report back. There's also a butter chicken one ill give a go


nebv98

Actually amazing


spicyartichokefowl

Why is there still the fucking rind on the lemons bro


be_sugary

WTF! Oi Dominos No!!


jamtrone

Is the base tartar sauce?


ASH5168

Come to India Pizza Hut has made chole (Chick pea) and Paneer(cheese) based pizza.