You’re not wrong, but it’s always like that
Agreed, it was always like this, as far as I can remember.
Not been on AskReddit for a while but distinctly recall when every other question was 'Sex-havers of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed? Describe it to me in lurid detail.'
I lol'd at that. I also heard the sudden rise ^*snerk* in such questions attributed to "school's out, teens are teenaging all over the place."
Some of these randy teens have been locked away from their peers for over a year and all of a sudden they get to ogle each other again. I imagine their frustrated crotch-rumblings are just getting translated into ill-advised Reddit posts.
I read "Some of these randy teens have been locked away from their peens", which also felt like a valid answer.
A cruel and unusual punishment
I'm no teenager anymore but my libido does think so. Lockdown was hell.
Since the pandemic started we've just been in one long summer reddit
Some really beautiful, detailed entirely fictional writing too
'So there I was, a boob in each hand, just like two big bags of sand.'
We'll, what's the answer!?
Worked the PP and went home
Take it from this relative old timer: Reddit has always been horny about being horny.
Eh, idk. Things seemed to be less horny for a bit in May and June, but I started noticing a lot more NSFW and porn posts on popular in comparison to July too
TIFU and askReddit are the most obnoxious culprits. “TIFU by rawdogging a super hot milf xD” or “Girls of reddit, what makes you cum buckets?”
Unpopularopinion also gets a raid of ”I like big/small/floppy/perky/etc boobs” as if its PersonalPreference sub, it’s like if one guy posts a 100 others have to throw in their utterly unique opinion followed by a raid of ”I actually like butts more” threads. Thankfully I’m pretty sure the mods just remove them now
Reddit has and always will be predominantly a bunch of horny nerds lol
I mean you see it all the time, when a girl posts a picture of her doing anything and people in the comments talking about, how it would be to fuck her.
Lmao I posted a photo of a frog in my moms toilet and one comment was about how the frog was happy seeing “MILF [insert graphic description of body parts]”. Glad my non-depicted mother in her 60s will have so many dating options on Reddit if my dad ever goes.
I dunno, I think its been a lot less lately, cause they removed all of the NSFW subs from r/all. Really should have renamed it to r/some when they did that though.
I discovered it's only removed if you're logged in.
Edit: actually it's not trough the website. But if I logout and browse /all on the Android application "reddit is fun" I can get the nsfw post, weird
I just tried that and it's true. What the fuck. You think it would be the other way around where you have to be logged in to be able to see that shit.
Might be a bug that has been overlooked.
I will never not laugh at how this always somehow gets brought up. Must be a sign
Not just that but everything remotely referencing teenagers having sex also got banned, because we all know our sex drive only turns on at midnight on your 18th birthday.
Wait, really? That's actually nuts wtf
Saw some data about the most commonly used subs over the years. For the first 2-4 years reddit was 95% programming subs and porn subs. Mostly porn. Some programming to keep busy during post nut clarity. Then back to porn.
*whips out cucumber* that's what your wife said last Thursday night
Cucumber? Let me tell you about this coconut…
Don't forget the Jolly Ranchers.
I’d love to hear about it but I broke both my arms…
And the maggots are starting to squirm
oh.... that coconut, oh no
I too would sleep with this man's dead cucumber.
A lot of the famous reddit stories from back in the day are sexual too. The old jolly rancher story, two broken arms, etc.
> jolly rancher story
I should not have looked that up.
Damn you curiosity! I feel dirty now.
Also the infamous cum box.
> broken arms
*Every fuckin thread*
People wanna fuck their mommy, who knew 🤷♀️
Especially on r/tifu
I don't have any faith that a single story on that sub's front page is even true anymore. Especially the ones involving something sexual.
I'm pretty sure you're right.
Most of them are written as some shitty amateur novel instead of how a normal person would write about what happened to them.
There’s too many people who use hyperbolic analogies to make themselves seem like a good storyteller/writer. And they don’t use them sparingly. I personally find it infuriating when their stories are unnecessarily verbose with lots of irrelevant details... and it sucks, because while the story might actually be good/funny/entertaining, the writing just makes it unbearable.
The level of childish euphemisms for sex stuff on TIFU is unreal.
tifu: obligatory didn’t happen today but 5 years ago, but my beepboop touched her yoodle doodle and it broke
Just say it happened 5 years ago, otherwise you waste 5 words minimum of the start and immediately turn it uninteresting.
That’s why I think it needs to be changed to “time I fucked up” hardly any post actually happened the day of
I hate it when they're putting so much effort into building up for the big twist you can see where the story is going from the start.
You hit the nail on the head. It's pretty evident if it's a creative writing piece because people try way to hard to sound like how a novel is written.
The writing is soooo painful, it makes my soul hurt. And everyone in the comments is like, OMG you’re the best writer ever! I’m crying laughing!” The post has 100 awards.
["TIFU by accidentally flashing my enormous, milk-producing breasts to a teenage Target employee"] (https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/o1ly39/tifu_by_accidentally_flashing_my_enormous/)
Its like some fetish mixed with some /r/hailcorporate vibes lol
I was like "There's no way that's the name of the post" *but it was*
It's like Buzzfeed titles. They are so ridiculous you can't believe they are real.
A man wrote fifty top 10 listicles in a day, here's what happened to his spleen.
*20 clicks later*
Nothing happened to his spleen. His spleen is fine. Visit our advertisers.
"Within 20 seconds a pubescent teen boy was staring at me through my drivers seat window, mere inches from my milk splattered, grotesque postpartum breasts (which could probably more accurately be described as bazoongas)."
I saw that post and regretted that entire day.
It made it to the frontpage of /r/all twice that day. Obviously the TIFU version, but someone also posted it to /r/copypasta I think too lmao.
I'm exactly the same with aita
"my(m32) wife's(f34) brother's(m35) wife's (f28) son's (m16) friend (m16) called my daughter (f2) a racial slur, and I asked them not to do that again, aita????"
"I left my wife and three children in the middle of the night because they lost the tv remote, but I was in a bad mood, aita?"
“Your family lost the remote? That’s a lot of red flags, you should definitely leave.”
Oh yeah, that one's a big offender. Most subs similar to TIFU and AITA are guilty of it, in my opinion
I used to mod r/dirtypenpals on an alt. I can tell you with first hand experience the style, tone and language used on most tifu posts is exactly the same.
It's the theatrics thrown in everywhere in the story.... Everyone on TIFU is trying to be like the poop knife thread and it just wont ever be as good as that thread ever again!
It’s just turned into r/tif
TIFU by having sexy sex with my sexy partner. While sexing each other with sex, my kid walked in and I had to explain we weren't sexing our sex, even though we definitely sexed each other with sexing
Both have the same issue. I can't tell you how many top TIFU are detailed stories about couples sucking dick and licking assholes.
Nah r/TIFU is more like:
“Obligatory didnt happen today, happened during the Battle of Verdun. So i was at walmart buying condoms for my dog and i happened to walk past the milk so i grabbed some toilet paper. While i was picking up the watermelon though my pants fell down and exposed my meat and two veggies.
I called my step-sister and she came to help me pay for the condoms, the paper towels, and the blueberries. While we were ringing up the eggs, she slipped and fell on top of me and I accidentally entered her. She kept trying to stand up but she kept slipping on the olive oil that had spilled from the week before and i ended up basically fucking my step-sister. Im not saying i enjoyed it but im also not saying i didnt enjoy it. It has made family dinner weird as we are both married with children and we uploaded the security footage to facebook by accident.
TL;DR: While at Costco I accidentally fucked my step-sister in the ass while buying birthday gifts for my co-worker.
Edit: thank you kind stranger for the wholesome award!
Edit 2: well i guess its rip inbox
Edit 69: okay so i guess we live in a time where fellow redditors dont read posts. We fucked ACCIDENTALLY. Just because we keep doing it now because we noticed it felt good doesnt mean its incest.”
this is some subreddit simulator level shit
Sex havers of reddit, what was the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed?
“Not a sex haver, but one time...”
"But one time I sexed. It was so sexy that all the sexs that every sex has ever sexed said it was the sexiest sex. So sexy sex that a sex-craved redditor said he also chooses my partner's sex."
I too choose your partner’s sex
Lmao this was too real
Congratulations you're now an attack helicopter
>reference to coconut
Did you know, in Africa every 60 seconds 1 minute passes by.
Have you ever visited the Swamps of Dagobah?
You wanna know how I broke these arms?
This guy sexes
Officer can I get 2 sex' s please
^ I choose this guy's dead wife too.
This dead guy's wife chose me after I broke my arms
Also, my cumbox
Who wants a jolly rancher?
Anyone seen my poop knife?
I had 2 sex the other day. It was very sex-some.
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island ft. Akon (2011)
That username was born for this thread.
Female responses preferred when answering, hope you are wearing sexy.
It always has been, bud. Always has been.
*points gun at back of head whilst floating in space*
“is that a gun in you pocket or are just happy to see me?”
“Always have been.”
HEY THAT'S THAT MEME I KNOW
Yeah no kidding. OP must be new. Anyone else remember way back when every month, the biggest AskReddit question was Whats Your Favorite Porn? There were no bonks for reddit's collective libido back then
r/nsfw was the first real subreddit created.
Before there were subreddits at all there was just the front page. Then there was r/reddit.com which was just the front page, and two days later r/nsfw was created to separate porn from the rest.
It's mating season.. all the time
But nobody mates tho, they just try to
At first I though people where overreacting but if you read ask Reddit stuff,not saying it’s not ok to ask about sexual stuff,it just seems like every second question is about sex.
Edit: It depends on the sub
Just look at the Frontpage
Hey Woman of Reddit sexi sex embarrassing wife worst sexual (NSFW)?
Going to tifu:
I got seen while eating my hot wife's ass lol anyway later nerds i'm gonna go eat my hot wife's ass
You know what post i'm talking about
Update: op of that post dm'd me after i called his post cap wishing to talk lmao i can't make this shit up
Update 2: he's asking me to finish song lyrics and won't stop texting me even after being called a creep, sounds insufferable and extremely annoying.
Well guys that tells you everything about this person.
I updated my comment you can check it out
Something like that happens and, by his own account, he's posting about it on reddit within 10 minutes.
I'm just surprised it lacked the over-the-top idioms you usually find on that sub.
He has one in first sentence
"Going to brown town"
I saw that in my TL, it just read like a humble brag tbh.
You can tell dude was full of it because he was responding to literally every single comment trying to convince people it was true
Yeah I know. My front page is at least half nsfw for the past 2 weeks of so, it's weird.
Perma Summer Reddit.
This. It gets better when the kids return to school in the fall.
Who are all these mythological kids that only browse reddit in the summer?
You'd think any other time would be prime time and that they all go outside in the summer.
Being in school just means they have less time to be posting, commenting, and voting assuming teachers stop students using their phones during class. University students and adult workers can casually browse at any point during the day (unless your workplace gets overly pissy about it).
>. It gets better when the kids return to school in the fall.
Hmm okay, but I'm not into kids
That's exactly why it gets better
Summer reddit is a meme.
With the insane amount of smartphones floating around, horny teens can now post “what’s the sexy sex you ever sexed” during arithmetic
It's been awhile since you were a teenager, hasn't it?
Summer Reddit likes to fuck.
r/askreddit has been like that for months
For years tbh.
Why is your gold so tiny? Is that a flair?
Looks like he needs another 36 pieces
Try not to flair on your way to the parking lot!
He was in the pool.
There was significant shrinkage!
You can't just ask a guy that
Didn't they have a "no NSFW questions" rule on weekdays? Now questions are NSFW all the time.
That and the “your username now is “x”” are the worst of that subreddit.
At least they banned the ones that were basically yes or no questions with really obvious answers. Stuff like 'if you had to do [mildly inconvenient thing] for [large sum of money], would you?' Some people couldn't be more obvious about their karma farming- a guy constantly asking if people would like a cuddly cat on their chest right now also springs to mind. And yet people would always answer, as if there's much you can say besides yes.
No, the worst are the rants disguised as questions. “People who hurt cute, innocent animals. Why are you so terrible?”
Like are you really expecting answers from actual people saying OH YOU KNOW, ITS FUN AND COOL! No, you just want to project and you want answers that relate to your projection.
And r/TIFU Most of that garbage ain’t even real.
Jesus Christ everything in that sub is sex related
Yeah, it should change the sub name to today I fucked
TIFU by visiting r/TIFU
Tifu is the worst subreddit
Depends how often you visit and how you filter. Using "best posts" and having at least a dozen other subreddits you follow ensures you only see the top couple of questions every day.
Not to this extent though
r/askreddit was usually 50/50 between reposts and nsfw questions when it got to my feed, but now it’s only nsfw posts
It's like this every summer. Too many bored teenagers thinking about boobies.
It really has been horny on main recently. So has TIFU
I saw that happen, too. I wondered if it wasn't because of summer vacation and school not being in session.
I think it’s because the pandemic made everyone incurably horny
Idk about anyone else, but I've been finally looking for a cure for mine now that I'm fully vaccinated. It's been a fun few months. Way more fun than the last year.
r/summerreddit exists for that very reason
You're tripping. It was always like this.
Yes. I've had to remove myself from a few subreddits bc every other post was a question that looked like it was posted by a horny teenager or creepy adult.
I think that depends on which subreddits you're viewing. There are plenty that don't do that. Look around. Try things like
Bill Murray, nice to know there is a sub
How is that not sexy?
This. I was surprised by the question. I think it's what you decide to join. I love reddit cz my feed literally has zero things sexualized but it full of cat and dog videos, people smiling, wholesome stuff etc.
Don't forget r/anime_titties ;)
Thus sub is soooo much better than /r/news (where Trump lives for free in everyone’s heads) and /r/worldnews which seemed to bounce from various nationalists and the US is bad as it’s focus.
Did OP change his link or is this /r/lostredditors?
It’s the correct link. r/anime_titties is a world news sub that is heavily moderated to require direct links to articles and maintain post quality I haven’t seen in many news subs. Definitely worth a click.
Edit: quick example, the current top posts are
So the lack of moderation got so bad on world news that people just started posting anime porn. As a result this sub spun off to try to be a more quality world news desk. They have a discord also.
r/eyebleach & r/contagiouslaughter are personal favorites of mine when the world gets to be a bit too much.
Well don't misspell it as eyeblech or you're going to have a bad time.
/r/Eyebleach technically allows for "tastefully sexy" content, but it's been years since I've seen a NSFW post. I personally prefer /r/Eyebleach over /r/aww if I need a dose of cute animals.
Clap for Discworld. I just subbed to bttf. Tx.
>I think that depends on which subreddits you're viewing. There are plenty that don't do that. Look around.
Someone posted a freaking animation to the minecraft sub of Alex and it had hundreds of dirty/thirsty comments. A woman dressed in normal clothes poses next to her painting in another sub and it goes the same way.
It's not some random corner of Reddit. It's everywhere.
The asexual subreddits are even getting it. It's exhausting
And nothing being done about it anywhere.
There's about 50 words 99% of these subs could add to their automod and just shut most of it down.
The definition of normal clothes (versus karna-farming skin flashing) was quite hotly debated, iirc!
They essentially banned amateur porn from all the major porn sites between (rightfully) taking down non consensual videos, and forcing people (who would rather remain anonymous for obvious reasons) to verify their accounts.
Most of the porn sites are all owned by the same few companies, so when it hit them it hit like 90% of easy access porn.
But Reddit isn’t a porn company. It’s a social media that allows nudity. So release the amateur only fans….
Yeah, exactly that.
Many people flooded in from when tumblr became sfw too. And the concept of "Reddit Girls Gone Wild" became popular, as for some reddit is basically a giant amateur porn site.
Anonymous image boards became very non-heterocentric too. While reddit is pretty much still your average white-hetero porn dump. So there's that as well.
> for some reddit is basically a giant amateur porn site
I mean idk about any of you but I have a separate reddit account that is only subbed to NSFW subs and accounts. Tbh it's the one good thing the official reddit app is for because the images and ~~videos~~ gifs display really nicely by default on there
AskReddit is full of gross shit. "Teachers, what's the most NSFW thing you've experienced at work?"
Fuck me, you are right!
Everything is sexualized now tbh.
That's the internet especially if the topic is sexual or near sexual. But if you're on r/aww , r/wholesomememes , r/cycling or even r/makemycoffin you usually don't see that. That span of subreddits from cute, meme, hobby to gore.
r/wholesomememes is cancer and you can’t change my mind.
Wholesome memes was amazing for like 3 months when it was about taking common memes and formats and subverting expectations to make them wholesome. Like the guy sweating over two buttons and one of them is “call my mom to tell her I love her” and the other is “meow with my cat for 15 minutes” or something. But it got popular, disingenuous, and kinda gross.
Would you mind elaborating?
Reposts and karma farming which preys on impressionable teenagers who’ll mindlessly upvote any video of say a disabled person doing anything who think it’s “inspiring”. That kinda thing.
"After years of having parkinson's, depression, ADHD, DID, anxiety, my legs chopped off, no eyes, 1 finger, and watching my entire family get chopped into sushi, I finally took a shower
2951k upvotes/762849 awards
It's because they removed NSFW from r/all
People like sex!
*cough* r/TIFU we do not care you hurt yourself on your boyfriends magnum dong 6 years ago
I was just now rolling my eyes at my sub results being all sorts of sexy subs. I don’t want to log into to Reddit to see anime tits and Instagram asses ~everywhere~. Should change the name to RedHub.
Only Fans has turned Reddit into basically an ad service for Only Fans. All the same poses, same words, etc. Absolutely no imagination nor originality. Like a giant menu for Only Fans where the camera guy says, do standard pose #11, then #7, and finish with pose #3.
We’re in a pandemic. Horny and lonely and isolated.
I think that is just humans humaning.
Everything is hyper sexualised these days.. guess it sells