Lol look what I foundXD no men has ever fucked me better than a girl with dildo.
By - melodynamite10
This shouldn't need pointing out, but for those who lack the sarcasm gene - this post is being sarcastic. It is making fun of men who think lesbians cant experience pleasure without them. Now that we are on the same page, stop reporting the post. Thank you.
cue bo burnham´s "you might think your dick is a gift. i promise it´s not"
"You might think this girl only exists in your mind. She's real, but last week she died."
🤣💀 hwaaat? Y’all on crack
Brü it's from such a good comedy special if you ain't seen it (Bo Burnham - Make Happy)
He's done a new one called 'Inside' and like it makes me feel some feelings does anybody wanna talk about it?
It definitely made me feel some feelings too. I'm not sure which ones though
I'm afraid of these feelings let's hold each other till they go away
Seems like a good idea
no? he's obviously talking about cishet men who hit on lesbans based on the context
With the full context of the song, I don't think it's about men who hit on lesbians specifically - it's about men who act like they're gods gift to women in general (and yes, there's overlap there)
If he’d meant the dick being a gift to the person who has it, that might be a trans mood, but he was singing about the dick being a gift to someone else (which it isn’t)
The only reason my dick could be a gift is that there are surgeries* that turn it into a vagina
I was just think this
Can your dick vibrate and massage my clit at the same time?
They'd have to find it first
Is that an invitation?
No. Cis men can't find clits 😶
I always wondered why I could. Should have figured it out sooner.
To clarify, I'm not bragging. I just communicated with my partners lol
Seriously, I learned so much about body language from when I ate out my partners and helped them orgasm as a result.
Of course, the fact I so hated my penis that I always wanted to eat them out should have been a sign much earlier than it was.
The still cis tho phase remains the biggest comedy of any trans person's life
i wish it did
Aftermarket upgrades, sis. It's the only way to go!
Happy cake day!
I mean this way it would actually be useful for sth
A+++ response right here. Ah fun times.
Can confirm, a lesbian with a vibrating strap on is too powerful. She WILL make you come.
I need me one of those, my body doesn’t like to cooperate with just me
It's weird... like if you are using something, like a fork to eat, and someone else take a issue with it "why don't you try eating with my hands??? Your fork makes me feel inferior!!!"
Me: "Ohhhhh, right I forgot"
Indian people don't eat using each other’s hands...
Its like, its not about the shape of the object that determines what youre attracted to, its your sexuality like tf?
If someone cant think of sex as anything but shapes and friction thats the clearest sign they shouldn’t have sex with anyone
Yup. It just shows that those men view women as objects
Idk.. rubbing two cubes together be kinda hot though.
Im also into that but sex is more than that. Have you ever heard of tetrahedron? They don’t slide very well.
Switch the captions around and post it back to wherever you found it
you can bet his dick isnt half as good as the sex shop's economy option
Usually the cheap ones are made with pvc which are porous and leak nasty chemicals into you.
I think this supports my point
their "power" is thrusting for upwards of two minutes with their sad, smelly, pathetic dick that barely gets cleaned weekly.
2 minutes? That’s a minute of foreplay huh💀
please, most men don't know what foreplay is.
Probably describes the neckbeard that made this image though
Yeah, some clean their dick even less frequently!
Reminds me of that TIFU where the guy discovered he had to wash under his foreskin because he found...well, its way too disgusting for me to even type it out :T
Idk personally I clean my dick pretty frequently
But are you a man?
This is weird y’all
no I guess that’s fair
why am I getting downvoted
Bhahaha! first of all, we dont even need dildos to surpass men, but also IM TRANS! THIS STRAPS ORGANIC, BABY :P
My built-in strapon sure is convinient but I wish I didn't have it lol
🤣💀great!! also I love your username💕
That... is an amazing way of looking at it and this post made my day lmaooo
im stealing organic strap, i mean mines just for show but still 😅
The E was too strong on me, no surgery but I still gotta use my prosthetic
MTF ~~Epsilon-11 designated Nine-Tailed Fox~~ has entered the facility
I haven’t been with that many men, but none of them have ever made me cum, sooo I’m gonna have to say that lesbians stay winning on this one🤷♀️
BRUH! The last guy I slept with was so proud ¡AFTER HE FINISHED! and was like “did u cum? Did u cum?” And once I told him I didn’t! he got mad at me and said something must’ve been wrong with me. I even tried to coach him... but ya know He man, He know best.😤 (the whole ordeal lasted for about 10minutes... give or take then He went to sleep)
fast forward to a few nights ago and me this lady had a whole marathon that lasted for like 5-8hours! & it was 💯we didn’t even have a vibrating dildo just the good ol’ plain thang🤷♀️
If someone lectured me about how to orgasm for 10 minutes I would absolutely push them out the second story window .-.
Not lecture lol, but don’t you tell people who don’t seem to know what they’re doing down there What you like????
Omg I misread this as *HE* tried to coach *you* on how to orgasm, lollll. What you are describing is substantially less awful.
Lol baby boy got out to shame 😭🤣glad *someone* put in the effort for you tho! 🤪
Im sorry but
After i got over my debilitating fear i was shocked over how i feel nothing with dildos but maybe thats just me.
I feel that
Men really think their fleshbits are comparable to smooth silicone that can do pretty much anything besides one minute of pump and dump. It’s pitiful.
True this. Give me silicone every day
What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
They're meat substitutes 👉😎👉
Why am I laughing so hard at this 🤣
I like penises. It's the dicks they are attached to that is the problem.
I get that we are making fun of the dumb guy that made this but let's remember not everyone with a dick is a man. So let's keep the hate to a minimum
Edit: I'm not accusing OP of this I am just offering this as a warning.
And on a side note I prefer this subreddit when we celebrate the love that women share than when we focus on reacting to the dumbest of men, not all men are like this, why are we giving some idiot our attention
😓 jeez sorry for however this made u feel💜
I think I’m speaking of my experiences solely, and yes some of these comments are Not cool.... I found the pic and thought it was very true for me... didn’t know it’ll get this much attention 😥
OP you are good I didn't feel any discomfort from your post. Don't beat yourself up about other people's comments, you can't control that
I think the title is more making fun of men than dick-havers.
I'm aware but look at the other comments and tell me if that distinction is being carefully made
Hmm. Good point.
I'm a girl with a dick and I will use this fact to make fun of men any time I get the chance
thank you, i was starting to get a little uncomfy
no but don't you understand it's \~ hilarious sarcasm \~! i am ever so glad the lovely mods super helpfully clarified that because gosh my poor incomplete genes otherwise really thought this bland out of context meme was more of the exact same homo- and transphobic shit we have to deal with every other step of the way.
Ive never been overly impressed by my dick. Like its fine, not very big or impressive and I've not had any second hand opinions on it. Certainly isn't on the same level as a good dildo, no vibration or pulsing action and likely to not even be hard depending on HRTs mood.
"Wait a minute...I never even wanted this installed and you gave me the *basic* economy model? Oh come on! At least you could have given me 7.1 surround sound out of it! Or LED lights or something!"
An RGB penis sounds like a real *turn on*
It would definitely *brighten* one's life considerably.
"Why are your pants glowing?"
I only like dicks when they have the confidence to welcome a vibrator into the situation 100% of the time
Also depends on the dildo. Hard plastic? Glass? Gtfo.
Glass sounds really unpleasant
Glass is amazing. Temperature play is amazing. I personally can't stand silicone, I love the hardness of glass! Also dichroic glass is prettyful!
Ikr?? Supposedly retains heat well tho
lol. The opposite tho.
shouldn't those captions be the other way around? otherwise what is a meme about how lesbians with dildos can never compete with (cis) men doing on a sub for lesbians? :/
I have a built in dildo. I mean, I don't use it. But it's there.
I commented in the original post and said “Plastic doesn’t make shitty memes” and got downvoted lmao
That’s totally their energy tho 😂😂😂
trans lesbian enters into the room…
I would never let a disgusting man dick near me. However a ladies' well kept and cute. Hell yeah.
Yeah, I just saw the original thread. It might've bern tolerable if the guy had taken his L in the comments with dignity, instead of throwing a shit fit about the size of his dick like a 13 year old. I hope he contracts gangrene in his dick and has to have it amputated.
imagine having an intricately complex organ with an uncountable amount of opportunities, and then focusing on a single purpose that can be outdone by a $30 toy