T O P

Lol look what I foundXD no men has ever fucked me better than a girl with dildo.

Lol look what I foundXD no men has ever fucked me better than a girl with dildo.

abbley

This shouldn't need pointing out, but for those who lack the sarcasm gene - this post is being sarcastic. It is making fun of men who think lesbians cant experience pleasure without them. Now that we are on the same page, stop reporting the post. Thank you.


VeraIsNotFine

cue bo burnham´s "you might think your dick is a gift. i promise it´s not"


duodeuterium

"You might think this girl only exists in your mind. She's real, but last week she died."


melodynamite10

🤣💀 hwaaat? Y’all on crack


YerDaSellsChungus

Brü it's from such a good comedy special if you ain't seen it (Bo Burnham - Make Happy) He's done a new one called 'Inside' and like it makes me feel some feelings does anybody wanna talk about it?


EliSapphire

It definitely made me feel some feelings too. I'm not sure which ones though


YerDaSellsChungus

I'm afraid of these feelings let's hold each other till they go away


EliSapphire

Seems like a good idea


starwarsgeek8

Egg moment?


stealthrockdamage

no? he's obviously talking about cishet men who hit on lesbans based on the context


theVoidWatches

With the full context of the song, I don't think it's about men who hit on lesbians specifically - it's about men who act like they're gods gift to women in general (and yes, there's overlap there)


AlwaysBeQuestioning

If he’d meant the dick being a gift to the person who has it, that might be a trans mood, but he was singing about the dick being a gift to someone else (which it isn’t)


starwarsgeek8

Oh okay


AlyxNotVance

The only reason my dick could be a gift is that there are surgeries* that turn it into a vagina


FrancePanBurger

I was just think this


21CenturyAD

Can your dick vibrate and massage my clit at the same time?


RavenAboutNothing

They'd have to find it first


21CenturyAD

Is that an invitation?


RavenAboutNothing

No. Cis men can't find clits 😶


21CenturyAD

I always wondered why I could. Should have figured it out sooner. To clarify, I'm not bragging. I just communicated with my partners lol


RavenAboutNothing

Hahahahahha accurate


MelindaTheBlue

Seriously, I learned so much about body language from when I ate out my partners and helped them orgasm as a result. Of course, the fact I so hated my penis that I always wanted to eat them out should have been a sign much earlier than it was.


21CenturyAD

The still cis tho phase remains the biggest comedy of any trans person's life


elissass

i wish it did


makinbaconsandwich

Aftermarket upgrades, sis. It's the only way to go!


egefeyzioglu

Happy cake day!


KeyboardsAre4Coding

I mean this way it would actually be useful for sth


2voltb

A+++ response right here. Ah fun times.


duodeuterium

Can confirm, a lesbian with a vibrating strap on is too powerful. She WILL make you come.


count-the-days

I need me one of those, my body doesn’t like to cooperate with just me


[deleted]

It's weird... like if you are using something, like a fork to eat, and someone else take a issue with it "why don't you try eating with my hands??? Your fork makes me feel inferior!!!"


melodynamite10

IKR!!! Ugh🤦‍♀️


The_Maqueovelic

Me: "Ohhhhh, right I forgot"


Kiyomondo

Indian people don't eat using each other’s hands...


NicoIsNotHere

Its like, its not about the shape of the object that determines what youre attracted to, its your sexuality like tf?


part-time-gay

If someone cant think of sex as anything but shapes and friction thats the clearest sign they shouldn’t have sex with anyone


NicoIsNotHere

Yup. It just shows that those men view women as objects


Karivbelle

Idk.. rubbing two cubes together be kinda hot though.


part-time-gay

Im also into that but sex is more than that. Have you ever heard of tetrahedron? They don’t slide very well.


CEO_of_piss

Switch the captions around and post it back to wherever you found it


NoHomoPolice

you can bet his dick isnt half as good as the sex shop's economy option


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Usually the cheap ones are made with pvc which are porous and leak nasty chemicals into you.


NoHomoPolice

I think this supports my point


Armuun

their "power" is thrusting for upwards of two minutes with their sad, smelly, pathetic dick that barely gets cleaned weekly.


melodynamite10

2 minutes? That’s a minute of foreplay huh💀


Armuun

please, most men don't know what foreplay is.


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snowpeak_throwaway

Probably describes the neckbeard that made this image though


whazzaaaaaap

fair


elprophet

Yeah, some clean their dick even less frequently!


rt_kyj89

Reminds me of that TIFU where the guy discovered he had to wash under his foreskin because he found...well, its way too disgusting for me to even type it out :T


Eino54

I- what?


whazzaaaaaap

Idk personally I clean my dick pretty frequently


neongreenpurple

But are you a man?


kinderock

This is weird y’all


puglife82

Indeed


whazzaaaaaap

no I guess that’s fair


neongreenpurple

:)


whazzaaaaaap

why am I getting downvoted


cyberpunk-waifu

Bhahaha! first of all, we dont even need dildos to surpass men, but also IM TRANS! THIS STRAPS ORGANIC, BABY :P


egefeyzioglu

My built-in strapon sure is convinient but I wish I didn't have it lol


bbbgshshcbhd

big real


melodynamite10

🤣💀great!! also I love your username💕


droolius_ceaser

That... is an amazing way of looking at it and this post made my day lmaooo


bbbgshshcbhd

im stealing organic strap, i mean mines just for show but still 😅


duolingoiscoming

Lmfao same


Aggr0F1end

The E was too strong on me, no surgery but I still gotta use my prosthetic


TurbulentEconomist

MTF ~~Epsilon-11 designated Nine-Tailed Fox~~ has entered the facility


JennyVenom

I haven’t been with that many men, but none of them have ever made me cum, sooo I’m gonna have to say that lesbians stay winning on this one🤷‍♀️


melodynamite10

BRUH! The last guy I slept with was so proud ¡AFTER HE FINISHED! and was like “did u cum? Did u cum?” And once I told him I didn’t! he got mad at me and said something must’ve been wrong with me. I even tried to coach him... but ya know He man, He know best.😤 (the whole ordeal lasted for about 10minutes... give or take then He went to sleep) fast forward to a few nights ago and me this lady had a whole marathon that lasted for like 5-8hours! & it was 💯we didn’t even have a vibrating dildo just the good ol’ plain thang🤷‍♀️


soupselkie

If someone lectured me about how to orgasm for 10 minutes I would absolutely push them out the second story window .-.


melodynamite10

Not lecture lol, but don’t you tell people who don’t seem to know what they’re doing down there What you like????


soupselkie

Omg I misread this as *HE* tried to coach *you* on how to orgasm, lollll. What you are describing is substantially less awful.


JennyVenom

Lol baby boy got out to shame 😭🤣glad *someone* put in the effort for you tho! 🤪


PublicActuator4263

Im sorry but Vibrators>dildos After i got over my debilitating fear i was shocked over how i feel nothing with dildos but maybe thats just me.


count-the-days

I feel that


Sm1thers03

Men really think their fleshbits are comparable to smooth silicone that can do pretty much anything besides one minute of pump and dump. It’s pitiful.


Doglovincatlady

True this. Give me silicone every day


kawej

What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They're meat substitutes 👉😎👉


duodeuterium

Why am I laughing so hard at this 🤣


heartofdawn

I like penises. It's the dicks they are attached to that is the problem.


M3tapod

I get that we are making fun of the dumb guy that made this but let's remember not everyone with a dick is a man. So let's keep the hate to a minimum Edit: I'm not accusing OP of this I am just offering this as a warning. And on a side note I prefer this subreddit when we celebrate the love that women share than when we focus on reacting to the dumbest of men, not all men are like this, why are we giving some idiot our attention


melodynamite10

😓 jeez sorry for however this made u feel💜 I think I’m speaking of my experiences solely, and yes some of these comments are Not cool.... I found the pic and thought it was very true for me... didn’t know it’ll get this much attention 😥


M3tapod

OP you are good I didn't feel any discomfort from your post. Don't beat yourself up about other people's comments, you can't control that


neongreenpurple

I think the title is more making fun of men than dick-havers.


M3tapod

I'm aware but look at the other comments and tell me if that distinction is being carefully made


neongreenpurple

Hmm. Good point.


Hipsterpuff122

I'm a girl with a dick and I will use this fact to make fun of men any time I get the chance


epacker11

thank you, i was starting to get a little uncomfy


GoldenesDachl

no but don't you understand it's \~ hilarious sarcasm \~! i am ever so glad the lovely mods super helpfully clarified that because gosh my poor incomplete genes otherwise really thought this bland out of context meme was more of the exact same homo- and transphobic shit we have to deal with every other step of the way.


IMFlorecentFace

Ive never been overly impressed by my dick. Like its fine, not very big or impressive and I've not had any second hand opinions on it. Certainly isn't on the same level as a good dildo, no vibration or pulsing action and likely to not even be hard depending on HRTs mood.


makinbaconsandwich

"Wait a minute...I never even wanted this installed and you gave me the *basic* economy model? Oh come on! At least you could have given me 7.1 surround sound out of it! Or LED lights or something!"


lilyneedspads

An RGB penis sounds like a real *turn on*


makinbaconsandwich

It would definitely *brighten* one's life considerably. "Why are your pants glowing?" "Undercarriage lights."


ReformedTroller

I only like dicks when they have the confidence to welcome a vibrator into the situation 100% of the time Also depends on the dildo. Hard plastic? Glass? Gtfo.


SammySoapsuds

Glass sounds really unpleasant


halifaxtax

Glass is amazing. Temperature play is amazing. I personally can't stand silicone, I love the hardness of glass! Also dichroic glass is prettyful!


ReformedTroller

Ikr?? Supposedly retains heat well tho


FrancePanBurger

lol. The opposite tho.


GoldenesDachl

shouldn't those captions be the other way around? otherwise what is a meme about how lesbians with dildos can never compete with (cis) men doing on a sub for lesbians? :/


chartheanarchist

I have a built in dildo. I mean, I don't use it. But it's there.


Noodle__Poodle

I commented in the original post and said “Plastic doesn’t make shitty memes” and got downvoted lmao


sadmushroomonthemoon

I cannot


Derpy_Dev

[https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/nzb65v/i\_fixed\_the\_bad\_meme\_i\_saw\_the\_other\_day/](https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/nzb65v/i_fixed_the_bad_meme_i_saw_the_other_day/) ​ Fixed it


cuntingly

That’s totally their energy tho 😂😂😂


faciofacio

trans lesbian enters into the room…


tranzasaurus

I would never let a disgusting man dick near me. However a ladies' well kept and cute. Hell yeah.


n0t_me_irl

Yeah, I just saw the original thread. It might've bern tolerable if the guy had taken his L in the comments with dignity, instead of throwing a shit fit about the size of his dick like a 13 year old. I hope he contracts gangrene in his dick and has to have it amputated.


Liberosix

imagine having an intricately complex organ with an uncountable amount of opportunities, and then focusing on a single purpose that can be outdone by a $30 toy