By - lucyintheskywdemons
Literally on a bus pretzelling rn
Yep, my ankles hate me
Who the fuck has been spying on me!?
Perching professional 🙋🏻♀️
Still tryna look like I got my stuff together and you’re paying me to be here 😂
Currently the akimbo limbo while I work
Being Tall and Bi is such a conflict of interest because I can't sit normally but also I have long legs that won't accomodate the way I need to sit.
My best friend's tall and bi as well, lol
I've sit in all of these positions almost everyday
Apparently my sitting position is so messed up it isn't even in the manual.
when your legs are on your desk
Lol I do that sometimes too. Wide desk that can accommodate almost all of my leg
If you cycle through them you get an earth bending technique
Y’all ever just egg?
I'm currently in the Akimbo Limbo, but my usual favorites are the Pretzel, the Leaning Lotus, and the Noodle.
Came back to check on the upvotes and noticed I'm in the middle position 😆
Here I am a year into hetero relationships and hook ups wondering if I still like dick outside of porn and my sexuality is revived because I scooted my coffee table closer so I could prop my legs up and I could be in the shape of a V.
I was a double egg once let’s gooooooo
Thanks for putting this together! Now I have a cool name for the way I sit. I’m an Akimbo Limbo or a power crouch kind of Bi most days.
Just to clarify, this is not my art. It's a greeting card from Target under the "Pride" section. There was no artist info on the back of the card unfortunately, but I love that we non-straight folk have the joke (even outside of Reddit) of sitting in weird positions. I'm glad you like this!
All of them are me
Akimbo Limbo sore legs gang
Leaning lotus gang, I think?
Power Crouch and Pretzel posse forever!
Fun fact that’s how I sit
I do literally all of these
All of them
I used to sit in a modified version of the egg, called L. I would sit like L from death note, all the time. I didn’t even watch death note, nor was I interested. Still occasionally do it.
I used to due the Perching Professional all the time in school.
I’m a power crouch kind of enby
I even sit like this in most positions even when I'm on the toliet 😔
Noodle all day
This is one leg like modified pinwheel (right side) and other leg like the egg with chin on knee erasure
i specifically got a nice chair with good adjustments so i can be comfortable while gaming and yet i still destroy my posture with the pretzel and perching professional
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Leaning Lotus, noodle and pretzel are probably what I do most tbh.
I like to sit straight... i feel the gayness leaving my body right now.
I've been a pretzel years before i even knew i was lgbtq. Maybe i should've realized that sooner...
The perching professional and the pretzel are how I commonly sit. I would like to add to the list the leaning egg. It's like the egg position but your body is sideways on the chair/couch, leaning your shoulder into the cushion.
I do Akimbo Limbo so often at home. Right now, I'm doing both the Modified Pinwheel and the Perching Professional, by perching on my own crossed left leg.
Akimbo Limbo or Power Crouch gang B)
A bit Pinwheel, a bit Perching Professional, a bit Pretzel.
I've done all of these besides the akimbo limbo and the power crouch lol
My legs hurt...
Damn I do all of these.
I either go with sloth, noodle, or I just sit on the ground and use the chair as an armrest.
i am constantly the egg
then my leg hurts because it’s pushing on my desk
Me who sits normally: lol
I do 6 of these every single day omg
I hate the fact I do 7 of these and it’s definitely the reason I have back pain
Well what if I sit in my chair but the other way around with my chest on the backrest 🤪
I was ligit doing the perching professional when I came across this
I do the extreme noodle, mixed with the pretzel
Akimbo Limbo all day long... until I switch to something else... I'm about to get on a plane, and I am dreadong those tiny seats that force you to sit upright.
i’m literally all of these
I don't use the Sophisticated Sloth very often nowadays, but man, is it comfy. I like to do it in a swivel chair while I am reading. Dangerous? Probably. Healthy as long as I don't fall? Absolutely.
I’m like 5 of these
You know, when I saw this, I was thinking that I don't really fit the meme of bi peeps unable to sit properly. Then I looked down and realised I was doing some weird combination of Perching Professional and Pretzel.
i always do the power crouch and my family always says to close my legs 🙄
Egg for the win
pretty sure the "power crouch" is now called "man-spreading".
Guess I'm more professional than I thought 🤷
I'm sitting in some combination of these.
Wait is this -- actually a thing? Explains a lot about me. 😆
I’m a modified pinnwheel
I’m a modified pinwheel
I’m the EGG!
Does the power crouch person have a chair? I can't see lol. It looks like she's got a little white chair I think
akimbo limbo, the noodle and the power crotch. You know what it autocorrected that’s last one and I’m not mad at it. 😂
I'm in this post and I don't like it
I literally cannot do math unless I'm in the perching professional position.
I'm the akimbo limbo or the modified pinwheel
Perching Professional always