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bi_irl

bi_irl

JayceFray

Pretzel squad


Asriel52

Literally on a bus pretzelling rn


Discordia_Dingle

Yep, my ankles hate me


ShyFungi420

Who the fuck has been spying on me!?


Altruistic_Way6340

Lol


ManicPixiDG

Perching professional 🙋🏻‍♀️ Still tryna look like I got my stuff together and you’re paying me to be here 😂


themarajade1

Currently the akimbo limbo while I work


Sune_Dawgg

Being Tall and Bi is such a conflict of interest because I can't sit normally but also I have long legs that won't accomodate the way I need to sit.


GamingSenpai35

My best friend's tall and bi as well, lol


Bisexual_time

I've sit in all of these positions almost everyday


Revro_Chevins

Apparently my sitting position is so messed up it isn't even in the manual.


rexio38

when your legs are on your desk


ADM_Tetanus

Lol I do that sometimes too. Wide desk that can accommodate almost all of my leg


Pansexual_Panda03

If you cycle through them you get an earth bending technique


LikeToCode

Y’all ever just egg?


TheVoidAlgorithm

r/egg_irl


knuspi2

egg


Giantllamazilla

egg


PolyPanDEMIcAspieLex

I'm currently in the Akimbo Limbo, but my usual favorites are the Pretzel, the Leaning Lotus, and the Noodle.


PolyPanDEMIcAspieLex

Came back to check on the upvotes and noticed I'm in the middle position 😆


ThanklessAmputation

Here I am a year into hetero relationships and hook ups wondering if I still like dick outside of porn and my sexuality is revived because I scooted my coffee table closer so I could prop my legs up and I could be in the shape of a V.


egg_go_brrrr

I was a double egg once let’s gooooooo


bi_lady

Thanks for putting this together! Now I have a cool name for the way I sit. I’m an Akimbo Limbo or a power crouch kind of Bi most days.


lucyintheskywdemons

Just to clarify, this is not my art. It's a greeting card from Target under the "Pride" section. There was no artist info on the back of the card unfortunately, but I love that we non-straight folk have the joke (even outside of Reddit) of sitting in weird positions. I'm glad you like this!


whynot100000

All of them are me


pup_101

🥚


jprocter15

Akimbo Limbo sore legs gang


orbcat

egg gang


Beenz64

Leaning lotus gang, I think?


mightymsAfrodite

Power Crouch and Pretzel posse forever!


Altruistic_Way6340

Fun fact that’s how I sit


Park_Jimbles

I do literally all of these


nitsuga423

All of them


arcanecoffee

I used to sit in a modified version of the egg, called L. I would sit like L from death note, all the time. I didn’t even watch death note, nor was I interested. Still occasionally do it.


Valhern-Aryn

Yes


OrionsMoose

Perching professional


A_Jack_of_Herrons

I used to due the Perching Professional all the time in school.


bushinoki

I’m a power crouch kind of enby


mushroom_scum

I even sit like this in most positions even when I'm on the toliet 😔


cannibalism_is_vegan

Noodle all day


meowgan17

This is one leg like modified pinwheel (right side) and other leg like the egg with chin on knee erasure


ephemeral_daydream

i specifically got a nice chair with good adjustments so i can be comfortable while gaming and yet i still destroy my posture with the pretzel and perching professional


funf1234

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Leaning Lotus, noodle and pretzel are probably what I do most tbh.


I_hate_my_life_lol

I like to sit straight... i feel the gayness leaving my body right now.


lauressia

I've been a pretzel years before i even knew i was lgbtq. Maybe i should've realized that sooner...


the-deep-blue-sea

The perching professional and the pretzel are how I commonly sit. I would like to add to the list the leaning egg. It's like the egg position but your body is sideways on the chair/couch, leaning your shoulder into the cushion.


PicklestheWise

I do Akimbo Limbo so often at home. Right now, I'm doing both the Modified Pinwheel and the Perching Professional, by perching on my own crossed left leg.


BeowulfTheMetalhead

Akimbo Limbo or Power Crouch gang B)


Crispy_Fish_Fingers

A bit Pinwheel, a bit Perching Professional, a bit Pretzel.


WholesomeNerd13

I've done all of these besides the akimbo limbo and the power crouch lol


Swenyis

My legs hurt...


SgtVinBOI

Damn I do all of these.


CrazyComedyKid

I either go with sloth, noodle, or I just sit on the ground and use the chair as an armrest.


_wishr

i am constantly the egg then my leg hurts because it’s pushing on my desk


Sir_Llama_III

Me who sits normally: lol


ThePromiseOfALie

I do 6 of these every single day omg


Lefonky

I hate the fact I do 7 of these and it’s definitely the reason I have back pain


MortimerChem

Well what if I sit in my chair but the other way around with my chest on the backrest 🤪


reddit_pinapple

I was ligit doing the perching professional when I came across this


BiNon-BinaryWeirdo

I do the extreme noodle, mixed with the pretzel


Sovereign42

Akimbo Limbo all day long... until I switch to something else... I'm about to get on a plane, and I am dreadong those tiny seats that force you to sit upright.


Yellow_Nipple

i’m literally all of these


Flimsy-Farmer

I don't use the Sophisticated Sloth very often nowadays, but man, is it comfy. I like to do it in a swivel chair while I am reading. Dangerous? Probably. Healthy as long as I don't fall? Absolutely.


plbrhajvrv

I’m like 5 of these


uglybutalive

You know, when I saw this, I was thinking that I don't really fit the meme of bi peeps unable to sit properly. Then I looked down and realised I was doing some weird combination of Perching Professional and Pretzel.


myeealt

i always do the power crouch and my family always says to close my legs 🙄


noobductive

Egg for the win


BitterJames

pretty sure the "power crouch" is now called "man-spreading".


thilio_anara

Guess I'm more professional than I thought 🤷


Dunc0ne

I'm sitting in some combination of these.


WitchitaDrive

Wait is this -- actually a thing? Explains a lot about me. 😆


420BiBoi

I’m a modified pinnwheel


420BiBoi

I’m a modified pinwheel


Bye-Bye-Apple-Pie

I’m the EGG!


GamingSenpai35

Does the power crouch person have a chair? I can't see lol. It looks like she's got a little white chair I think


Aggressive-Error-88

Top3forMe akimbo limbo, the noodle and the power crotch. You know what it autocorrected that’s last one and I’m not mad at it. 😂


theatermouse

I'm in this post and I don't like it


skeptical_moderate

I literally cannot do math unless I'm in the perching professional position.


ThatNyankoIzumi

I'm the akimbo limbo or the modified pinwheel


mctoastus

Perching Professional always