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Maybe take the mask off when catching a few rays....

Maybe take the mask off when catching a few rays....

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_the_airbender_

The real facepalm is when we realise it's a filter.


nevershaves

Also believing this man was sunbathing to begin with


Alexexec

Or believing that the UK has enough sun for that kind of tan


Mackem101

It got up to 30°c on Saturday in North East England. That was hotter than Tenerife and Ibiza.


sexy-melon

32 in London


Drykanakth

Boiling today


rogerhotchkiss

Bloody boiling!


Namelessbob123

Roasting


_superchan

Bloody sodden knickers from this swelterfest!


crywolfbaby

30° in Kent, 35° in the kitchen at work today, with a fan *and* an AC unit :-(


RascalRibs

That's freezing in America.


MoronicCat

Thats because we use Fahrenheit like savages ^or ^so ^I've ^been ^told


BALONYPONY

I can see renaming the meter a yard, miles and km are annoying but whatever. Where it REALLY grinds my gears is weight. The metric system is so goddamn easy for conversion when baking. Following a recipe on our lunacy and you're basically the Swedish chef...


J_Bunt

Just order some metric measuring cups off aliexpress or somewhere. Scales usually covert nowadays and well I'm guessing you already have the recipes... Edit cause I forgot: What really messes with my head in imperial is the fractions of an inch. Fuuuuuu(%


Fgfrid

Thats about 90 here in the US


nastyn8k

A great example of why many find the need for /s these days. I got a chuckle out of it my friend.


RascalRibs

Lol i can't believe how many people missed my sarcasm


nastyn8k

I usually try to NOT use /s because I don't want it to be necessary, but there's a lot of people who make it necessary sometimes. I'm seriously going to be stealing this joke though. Great 'murica joke.


J_Bunt

It was a joke, not sarcasm. A lazy one at it, I also do that sometimes. But I pointed it out 2 rows down and you got the upvote.


invisible0ne23

Underated dry humor. Thank you


turdfergusonyea2

In Texas we have a popular joke: "The coldest winter I've ever witnessed was that summer I spent in England. " The low temperature was -18 where I live in east Texas this winter and now it's over 30 in England this summer. The world is going tits over ankles.


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Not if you buy the Big Oil propaganda it ain’t. Nope, everything’s fine. Clean Coal!


KayaXiali

That’s a famous quote about San Francisco.


benwill79

Global warming, boom!


Howtothinkofaname

The irony of that being that most of the US has much much colder winters than England. And for the record getting above 30 is in no way unusual for an English summer. Though it does seem to be getting more frequent and much more frequently getting up into the high 30s which is unusual.


Red_Tannins

This year seems to be much wetter everywhere though. In Ohio we've had much more rain this year than I can remember. Luckily we don't have mountains to generate the rainfall that some European countries are seeing.


TheGuvnor247

Ireland here - hit over 31 in Newry now for Ireland that's not just hot that is SCORCHIO!


DesignerChemist

That's the coolest peak you'll see in your lifetime.


punkerster101

31.2 in Newtownards hottest ever recorded in the country


WuanTonBomb

That's not even 90° Fahrenheit for the US people reading. They are complaining about temps being in the upper 80s.


seacucumber17

In a country that's supposed to be cold and damp, that's pretty hot. 31 outside also meant that it was about 40 inside my house because our homes are built to keep heat in :(


Jaspie

You realize you acclimatize to temperature right? If we're used to 15-20°C (59-68°F) and it jumps to 30°C (86°F) and turns very humid, then it's horrible till we somewhat get used to it. We also don't have AC in our houses (for the most part), so can't retreat indoors. Our houses also retain heat, so our houses are hot as fuck too. Just like if someone came from somewhere hot in the US to here, they would be in jumpers/sweaters/jackets thinking it's chilly on our average summers day (19°C/66.2°F), where as most of the UK population would be in summer thin clothing and guys walking around topless.


Ladyballz420

So true. Where i live, 10°C in the spring and we're outside in shorts and a T-shirt. 10°C in the fall and we're wearing pants and sweaters complaining that it's cold.


Call_The_Banners

*Screams in Michigander* THAT'S TOO HOT


rainbow_reddit_

35 in Japan


backcrackandnutsack

How about 25 deg all summer?? No..rain rain rain. Scorching, rain rain


Talasour

Yeah, live in Durham currently and we had a BBQ in the garden but it was way to hot to stay outside all day.


Mackem101

I'm about 10 minutes up the road in Houghton le Spring, it's almost unbearable for us natives.


Crescent-IV

First nice weather and i have Covid for it. Very nice


Red_Tannins

Go outside. The vitamin D from the sun helps tremendously.


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turncoat_ewok

There's always one.


Red_Tannins

I hear there's a country full of them!


Tpi1i

Sounds like winter is coming


Echo-24

We love a good ole comparison


acelgoso

Yep 20-25 in Tenerife today. Hehe.


fiorino89

Those places are on the equator. It's always twenty-something degrees there. In the rest of spain we're dealing with 35-40 degrees


SAMMYYYTEEH

49 in India


Re-Mecs

Have you ever been to the UK in the summer?


BenjaniZonda

It is


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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jul/18/children-treated-for-sunburn-as-uk-bakes-on-years-hottest-weekend


burninglemon

>Townland of Ballywatticock Of what?


MHarbourgirl

In my personal opinion, the only English-speaking country that can outdo Britain for weird place names is Canada. But we had to work damn hard for that win. :)


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We have Intercourse Pennsylvania which is a terrible destination for a missionary.


burninglemon

I tried to get to Intercourse once but I ended up in Blue Ball. Should have just went to Bird-in-Hand first, its close enough.


[deleted]

Easier for a solo trip, for sure.


KockBurn

Dildo, Newfoundland https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador Welcome to Canada


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Touché


jamarmstrong

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


MHarbourgirl

I meant England, not Wales. No fair unbalancing the contest. You lot will always win. :P


jamarmstrong

Sorry… when you said Britain I couldn’t resist :)


colonel-yum-yum

*Australia enters the chat*


pbzeppelin1977

I can't get over the fact that I know Iggy Azalea trivia. It's that she's from a place called Mullumbimby I'm Australia and the name just makes me chuckle slightly.


MHarbourgirl

Hey, you guys are in the same weight class as Wales. Sit down. Let the rest of us have our day in the spotlight. :)


avonnieda

Iceland has joined as well


BayouGal

Woman Hollering, Cut and Shoot, Texas...plus we have Paris and Rome and possibly a sense of humor!


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Booger Hollow, AR, Flippin, AR, Possom Grape, AR, Weiner, AR, Cotton Plant, AR, and Toadsuck, AR have entered the chat. We have Paris and England.


Eazyyy

No, Australia takes the cake. Have a look at some of their town names.


Sea-Satisfaction4253

Look at UK weather this last week.


thunderfishy234

You must not be in the UK


TurtleFroggerSoup

You do realise you can get sunburnt in Antarctica, right?...


Exemus

Antarctica has more sun than the UK and far less precipitation and cloud cover


TurtleFroggerSoup

My point was that you can get sunburnt anywhere but the average UV index is very low in Antarctica (0-1) compared to the UK(2-5). Plus people are more sensitive to the Sun closer to the North so yeah, people in the North can and DO get very sunburnt during the summer months. UK actually has higher cancer rates than the US and Italy. You may also be surprised that even though Australia and NZ are at the tippy top of the list, they are followed by Scandinavian countries. TL;DR wear sunscreen, people


wwstevens

It’s hotter than hell here today.


TheHappyCamper1979

Hey this week it is ! We’re having a heat wave !


Caryria

Where are you at? It’s roasting at the moment.


James29UK

Oh it does at the moment.


aguygoesintoabar

I got a great tan over there in 2016. But the locals said it was an unusual summer.


emlynb

Every summer in Britain is an unusual summer. A week ago it was howling down, today is fucking baking. Every year, we'll complain that it's raining in June and then the next day we'll be saying it's too hot to live.


Easer123456

they have tanning beds.


NieMonD

it’s been well hot here in the uk recently


ivanruskov

I visited England in June and got sunburned.


ImGonnaGoHome

bruh have you SEEN England recently? All windows open, fans blaring at Mach speeds, but still I need to bathe in ice to stop cooking. Pavement's blistering and people driving worse and worse like they're tryna escape the sun. Bloody awful rn. My greatest fears have been put to the side for existential dread that the UV gods will choose my life as their next sacrifice. ...at least there's plenty of water. For now.


Laurenhynde82

And only a few days ago most of our town was flooded. Now we are all barbecue.


ChuckFiinley

Try forgetting you've got a mask in a hot summer's Sun. Good luck


MischiefMandble

...? Why is that not plausible?


NinjaCuntPunt

Even if we did believe those things, he was in his own garden sun bathing.. why did he have the mask on to begin with?!


GoofyMonkey

Man, even his tongue stayed pasty white! Amazing!


kingeryck

Have you ever had a sun burnt tongue? Esp while wearing a MASK?


shellwe

I thought the border along the sunburn was strangely jiggling... thanks for the confirmation.


CantFireMeIquit

Also face palm when this has been posted several times.


Nipplemantid

figured, the lines are too perfect and it moves around weirdly


foochacho

Even his front hair got sunburn.


pastalion

Oh so that's why he has hair sunburn


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lonesoldier4789

That's just how English people are


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flamingos_world_tour

I’m English and I’d totally believe this guys speech was genuine. Sounds like a lot of people I know.


bubblegumpandabear

What are you, Sherlock Holmes? Is the expression on his face nuts too?


mittythekitty

I thought it was weird af for someone to be sunbathing in their own garden with a mask on but this makes more sense.


BrendonBreaker

I thought it was wierd how ashy-pale his tongue in


Monkeyojacko

Yeah and you realize it’s a perfect sunburn and not splotchy


Kinetic92

Ear straps are under his ears? This is a filter.


CrazyLeonGR

Some People tie them behind their neck. But you are right this is a filter mainly because it keeps moving around his face


already_taken-chan

Also his beard is redder on the burnt part for some reason


Its_Pine

It doesn’t stay in the same spot on his face 🤣


Brian-want-Brain

Not to mention apparently even the tip of his hair got red.


Connect_Wheel_7780

Looks like snarf from thunder cats


Jermacide1

Oh damn! Didn't see it until you said it. But you're spot on! Snarf! Snarf!


FourNdSix

Hahah definitely. For anyone unaware who Snarf is: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thundercats/images/d/d0/Vlcsnap-2014-03-12-20h17m11s3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140313001849


monolithtma

I laughed so hard that I started wheezing.


Connect_Wheel_7780

Defo, couldn’t unsee it


tr3vorw

SNARF SNARF


surflaxrat

Came here for this. Thank you I could not place who he looked like. SNARF snarf


Hugh-Jaynes

Looks like a bad filter


ThePlottingPanda

It is.


LurkerPatrol

It’s also nonsensical what he says. “How am I meant to go to work like this”. Wear the same mask over your face?


Yah_or_Nah

He looking like droopy dog


Izzo

[meat clown](https://imgur.com/a/5ttGXct)


astilenski

He looks like an eggplant


trhart

Gourd head


CadecaX

Happy cake day!


Griff_Suriaj

That’s a damn big face.


RemoteSafety943

Smallest nose and mouth to face ratio.


whitestguyuknow

His mouth is so tiny! He's also got an odd way of using it 👀


semensdemon69

It's clearly a filter.


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Devran_Cakici

Just wear your mask to work


vjawsm

Looks like it’s a printed mask


Bosco_is_a_prick

It a filter, the hair at the top of his face is also red. You can clearly see where the filter starts by looking at his hair.


callummc

Also the strap lines are below his ears, and keep moving up and down his face. Honestly seeing how many people were fooled by this is the real facepalm


shellwe

WIth a head like his it is difficult to figure out where some parts starts and the other parts end.


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And his tongue isnt the right color.


catastrophe_ai

Yeh it's definitely a filter, you can see around the edges of his head and the mask lines don't even line up with his ears


SwoleMcDole

The tongue shows it a bit more clearly as it's the same colour as the skin around it.


originalname001

Snapchat filter


mr_MOHHS87

To realize that it’s a filter


AnonymousDeskFlesh

This thing again...


mick-nartin

I’m sorry, I CANNOT stand the way this dude keeps licking his lips! Gross!!! lol


coodyscoops

UGGGGHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! I DIDNT SEE IT BEFORE AND NOW IT STICKS OUT LIKE A NAIL AND ITS SO GROSS😖😂 I CANT UNSEE IT AND HAVE TO GO COMPLETELY OFFLINE TO WASH MY BRAIN😂


whitestguyuknow

I knew I would have to scroll down pretty far in order to see someone having the same thoughts I did. That's all I could pay attention to. Plus it's super tiny comparatively lol


DR112233

bro he looks like an ape


Oxidex_

Facepalm when people thought this was real


freelancepsychic

Y'all... this is a filter. It is not real.


Ixaldok

Still doesn’t look as stupid as an antimasker


LightforgedDarion

"how am I supposed to go to work like this?" Put a mask on? I know it's a filter I just wanted to say that xD


SpleenPuncher

If pandas were British....


monigotesct

It looks neat to me


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

Fugly bafoonery


archerg66

You can see the filter move we he moves his head


bloody_noodle

I was gonna ask how'd he find a mask that big?


bumbletowne

Is he just insanely fat? How is 30% of his face below his chin? Its like Jay Leno got a chin injection. His jowls are so big you can't see his ears.


YoSaffBridge11

You do know that this is a photo filter, right?


buckbumble1988

He has an extremely wide face.


Abusethisacount

Sunbathing? Are you sure you didn’t fall down and couldn’t get back up?


aguygoesintoabar

It's like the opposite of Fred Flintstone's perpetual five o'clock shadow.


J_Bunt

Dude looks like some weirdass dog.


Zenmanc

Was it a mask or a feedbag


dre5044

He looks like a unused Star Wars character


antonio851

He looks like an orangutan…


Jgamble857

He looks like the cat from Alice in Wonderland


SardinePicnic

How to avoid being a neckbeard: Have no neck.


CountFapula102

That man looks like a dumpy oompaloompah


CraigNdayday

SPF 0


mariusherea

It’s not like you can’t see the contour on his hair.


pelorizado83

It looks like an iron with hot bra straps landed on his face lol


Maelou

Why can't we see his ears ???


Viviaana

The facepalm is you honey


Olos77

Dude has a huge melon


kewku

It is a Tik tok filter


KintsugiExp

Funny how his hair got tanned too


Calthsurvivor13th

Looks like a giant ass hamster or guinea pig.


T4LK_D1RTY

He reminds me of the guinea pig from “the secret life of pets”


coodyscoops

Lmfao i cant come up with anything catch because one look and im dying of laughter😂


Sahanrohana

How did I know he was British even before I unmuted the video?


chenhanlin

Go to work with your mask on duh!


testedonsheep

even his hair is slightly tanned within that circle.


MindSteve

This dude looks like a giant hamster?


doubt_that_life

I doubt this…


KLLPPL

wear a mask


Walvie9

For a second I admired this guys determination but later realised its a filter


OutdoorFogger

Bean shaped head ass


megaancient

I haven't ever had done 'sunbathing' till today, but I live in the country where summer temperature reaches 45 C easily. And I've definitely been out in the sun for at least 1 hour, if not more. And I'm not black, kind of light brown so it's not like long sun exposure has already tanned my skin since birth. So, how long does one has to sunbathe to get tanned like this?


DrFolAmour007

It's a Tiktok filter you dummy!


Galliagamer

Amazing how just a little bit of his beard changed colors too 🙄


Twinklebeaus

So... wear the face mask til it goes away?


meatyfingerfun

looks like a Disney cartoon bear


imaculat_indecision

... Wear a face mask


Gonnabefiftysoon

Put your mask back on,nobody will notice.


Pollworker54

That's painted on. He even colored his mustache. Facial hair doesn't burn or change color in a day.


Golett03

Even if it wasn't a filter, why the fuck wouldn't you use sunscreen?


Marcop26

JUST WEAR YOUR MASK TO WORK IDIOT


TheGuvnor247

Damn lads I was hoping it was real - had my doubts but never would I have thought it was a snapchat filter. Jokes on me so lol!


BadSpellingMistakes

.... With a mask on and filter off?


Alamander81

British Soos irl


silhouette951

So he wears his mask in the middle of his ears?


AmidFuror

I like how the title suggests it is better to burn your whole face than apply sunscreen to the unmasked portions instead.


misterwashington

Keep the mask on