Maybe take the mask off when catching a few rays....
By - TheGuvnor247
The real facepalm is when we realise it's a filter.
Also believing this man was sunbathing to begin with
Or believing that the UK has enough sun for that kind of tan
It got up to 30°c on Saturday in North East England.
That was hotter than Tenerife and Ibiza.
32 in London
Bloody sodden knickers from this swelterfest!
30° in Kent, 35° in the kitchen at work today, with a fan *and* an AC unit :-(
That's freezing in America.
Thats because we use Fahrenheit like savages ^or ^so ^I've ^been ^told
I can see renaming the meter a yard, miles and km are annoying but whatever. Where it REALLY grinds my gears is weight. The metric system is so goddamn easy for conversion when baking. Following a recipe on our lunacy and you're basically the Swedish chef...
Just order some metric measuring cups off aliexpress or somewhere. Scales usually covert nowadays and well I'm guessing you already have the recipes... Edit cause I forgot: What really messes with my head in imperial is the fractions of an inch. Fuuuuuu(%
Thats about 90 here in the US
A great example of why many find the need for /s these days. I got a chuckle out of it my friend.
Lol i can't believe how many people missed my sarcasm
I usually try to NOT use /s because I don't want it to be necessary, but there's a lot of people who make it necessary sometimes. I'm seriously going to be stealing this joke though. Great 'murica joke.
It was a joke, not sarcasm. A lazy one at it, I also do that sometimes. But I pointed it out 2 rows down and you got the upvote.
Underated dry humor. Thank you
In Texas we have a popular joke: "The coldest winter I've ever witnessed was that summer I spent in England. " The low temperature was -18 where I live in east Texas this winter and now it's over 30 in England this summer. The world is going tits over ankles.
Not if you buy the Big Oil propaganda it ain’t. Nope, everything’s fine. Clean Coal!
That’s a famous quote about San Francisco.
Global warming, boom!
The irony of that being that most of the US has much much colder winters than England. And for the record getting above 30 is in no way unusual for an English summer. Though it does seem to be getting more frequent and much more frequently getting up into the high 30s which is unusual.
This year seems to be much wetter everywhere though. In Ohio we've had much more rain this year than I can remember. Luckily we don't have mountains to generate the rainfall that some European countries are seeing.
Ireland here - hit over 31 in Newry now for Ireland that's not just hot that is SCORCHIO!
That's the coolest peak you'll see in your lifetime.
31.2 in Newtownards hottest ever recorded in the country
That's not even 90° Fahrenheit for the US people reading. They are complaining about temps being in the upper 80s.
In a country that's supposed to be cold and damp, that's pretty hot. 31 outside also meant that it was about 40 inside my house because our homes are built to keep heat in :(
You realize you acclimatize to temperature right? If we're used to 15-20°C (59-68°F) and it jumps to 30°C (86°F) and turns very humid, then it's horrible till we somewhat get used to it.
We also don't have AC in our houses (for the most part), so can't retreat indoors. Our houses also retain heat, so our houses are hot as fuck too.
Just like if someone came from somewhere hot in the US to here, they would be in jumpers/sweaters/jackets thinking it's chilly on our average summers day (19°C/66.2°F), where as most of the UK population would be in summer thin clothing and guys walking around topless.
So true. Where i live, 10°C in the spring and we're outside in shorts and a T-shirt. 10°C in the fall and we're wearing pants and sweaters complaining that it's cold.
*Screams in Michigander*
THAT'S TOO HOT
35 in Japan
How about 25 deg all summer?? No..rain rain rain. Scorching, rain rain
Yeah, live in Durham currently and we had a BBQ in the garden but it was way to hot to stay outside all day.
I'm about 10 minutes up the road in Houghton le Spring, it's almost unbearable for us natives.
First nice weather and i have Covid for it. Very nice
Go outside. The vitamin D from the sun helps tremendously.
There's always one.
I hear there's a country full of them!
Sounds like winter is coming
We love a good ole comparison
Yep 20-25 in Tenerife today. Hehe.
Those places are on the equator. It's always twenty-something degrees there. In the rest of spain we're dealing with 35-40 degrees
49 in India
Have you ever been to the UK in the summer?
>Townland of Ballywatticock
In my personal opinion, the only English-speaking country that can outdo Britain for weird place names is Canada. But we had to work damn hard for that win. :)
We have Intercourse Pennsylvania which is a terrible destination for a missionary.
I tried to get to Intercourse once but I ended up in Blue Ball. Should have just went to Bird-in-Hand first, its close enough.
Easier for a solo trip, for sure.
Welcome to Canada
I meant England, not Wales. No fair unbalancing the contest. You lot will always win. :P
Sorry… when you said Britain I couldn’t resist :)
*Australia enters the chat*
I can't get over the fact that I know Iggy Azalea trivia. It's that she's from a place called Mullumbimby I'm Australia and the name just makes me chuckle slightly.
Hey, you guys are in the same weight class as Wales. Sit down. Let the rest of us have our day in the spotlight. :)
Iceland has joined as well
Woman Hollering, Cut and Shoot, Texas...plus we have Paris and Rome and possibly a sense of humor!
Booger Hollow, AR, Flippin, AR, Possom Grape, AR, Weiner, AR, Cotton Plant, AR, and Toadsuck, AR have entered the chat.
We have Paris and England.
No, Australia takes the cake. Have a look at some of their town names.
Look at UK weather this last week.
You must not be in the UK
You do realise you can get sunburnt in Antarctica, right?...
Antarctica has more sun than the UK and far less precipitation and cloud cover
My point was that you can get sunburnt anywhere but the average UV index is very low in Antarctica (0-1) compared to the UK(2-5). Plus people are more sensitive to the Sun closer to the North so yeah, people in the North can and DO get very sunburnt during the summer months. UK actually has higher cancer rates than the US and Italy. You may also be surprised that even though Australia and NZ are at the tippy top of the list, they are followed by Scandinavian countries.
TL;DR wear sunscreen, people
It’s hotter than hell here today.
Hey this week it is ! We’re having a heat wave !
Where are you at? It’s roasting at the moment.
Oh it does at the moment.
I got a great tan over there in 2016. But the locals said it was an unusual summer.
Every summer in Britain is an unusual summer. A week ago it was howling down, today is fucking baking. Every year, we'll complain that it's raining in June and then the next day we'll be saying it's too hot to live.
they have tanning beds.
it’s been well hot here in the uk recently
I visited England in June and got sunburned.
bruh have you SEEN England recently? All windows open, fans blaring at Mach speeds, but still I need to bathe in ice to stop cooking.
Pavement's blistering and people driving worse and worse like they're tryna escape the sun.
Bloody awful rn. My greatest fears have been put to the side for existential dread that the UV gods will choose my life as their next sacrifice.
...at least there's plenty of water. For now.
And only a few days ago most of our town was flooded. Now we are all barbecue.
Try forgetting you've got a mask in a hot summer's Sun. Good luck
...? Why is that not plausible?
Even if we did believe those things, he was in his own garden sun bathing.. why did he have the mask on to begin with?!
Man, even his tongue stayed pasty white! Amazing!
Have you ever had a sun burnt tongue? Esp while wearing a MASK?
I thought the border along the sunburn was strangely jiggling... thanks for the confirmation.
Also face palm when this has been posted several times.
figured, the lines are too perfect and it moves around weirdly
Even his front hair got sunburn.
Oh so that's why he has hair sunburn
That's just how English people are
I’m English and I’d totally believe this guys speech was genuine. Sounds like a lot of people I know.
What are you, Sherlock Holmes? Is the expression on his face nuts too?
I thought it was weird af for someone to be sunbathing in their own garden with a mask on but this makes more sense.
I thought it was wierd how ashy-pale his tongue in
Yeah and you realize it’s a perfect sunburn and not splotchy
Ear straps are under his ears? This is a filter.
Some People tie them behind their neck. But you are right this is a filter mainly because it keeps moving around his face
Also his beard is redder on the burnt part for some reason
It doesn’t stay in the same spot on his face 🤣
Not to mention apparently even the tip of his hair got red.
Looks like snarf from thunder cats
Oh damn! Didn't see it until you said it. But you're spot on!
For anyone unaware who Snarf is: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/thundercats/images/d/d0/Vlcsnap-2014-03-12-20h17m11s3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140313001849
I laughed so hard that I started wheezing.
Defo, couldn’t unsee it
Came here for this. Thank you I could not place who he looked like. SNARF snarf
Looks like a bad filter
It’s also nonsensical what he says. “How am I meant to go to work like this”.
Wear the same mask over your face?
He looking like droopy dog
He looks like an eggplant
Happy cake day!
That’s a damn big face.
Smallest nose and mouth to face ratio.
His mouth is so tiny! He's also got an odd way of using it 👀
It's clearly a filter.
Just wear your mask to work
Looks like it’s a printed mask
It a filter, the hair at the top of his face is also red. You can clearly see where the filter starts by looking at his hair.
Also the strap lines are below his ears, and keep moving up and down his face. Honestly seeing how many people were fooled by this is the real facepalm
WIth a head like his it is difficult to figure out where some parts starts and the other parts end.
And his tongue isnt the right color.
Yeh it's definitely a filter, you can see around the edges of his head and the mask lines don't even line up with his ears
The tongue shows it a bit more clearly as it's the same colour as the skin around it.
To realize that it’s a filter
This thing again...
I’m sorry, I CANNOT stand the way this dude keeps licking his lips! Gross!!! lol
UGGGGHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!
I DIDNT SEE IT BEFORE AND NOW IT STICKS OUT LIKE A NAIL AND ITS SO GROSS😖😂
I CANT UNSEE IT AND HAVE TO GO COMPLETELY OFFLINE TO WASH MY BRAIN😂
I knew I would have to scroll down pretty far in order to see someone having the same thoughts I did. That's all I could pay attention to. Plus it's super tiny comparatively lol
bro he looks like an ape
Facepalm when people thought this was real
Y'all... this is a filter. It is not real.
Still doesn’t look as stupid as an antimasker
"how am I supposed to go to work like this?"
Put a mask on?
I know it's a filter I just wanted to say that xD
If pandas were British....
It looks neat to me
You can see the filter move we he moves his head
I was gonna ask how'd he find a mask that big?
Is he just insanely fat? How is 30% of his face below his chin? Its like Jay Leno got a chin injection. His jowls are so big you can't see his ears.
You do know that this is a photo filter, right?
He has an extremely wide face.
Sunbathing? Are you sure you didn’t fall down and couldn’t get back up?
It's like the opposite of Fred Flintstone's perpetual five o'clock shadow.
Dude looks like some weirdass dog.
Was it a mask or a feedbag
He looks like a unused Star Wars character
He looks like an orangutan…
He looks like the cat from Alice in Wonderland
How to avoid being a neckbeard: Have no neck.
That man looks like a dumpy oompaloompah
It’s not like you can’t see the contour on his hair.
It looks like an iron with hot bra straps landed on his face lol
Why can't we see his ears ???
The facepalm is you honey
Dude has a huge melon
It is a Tik tok filter
Funny how his hair got tanned too
Looks like a giant ass hamster or guinea pig.
He reminds me of the guinea pig from “the secret life of pets”
Lmfao i cant come up with anything catch because one look and im dying of laughter😂
How did I know he was British even before I unmuted the video?
Go to work with your mask on duh!
even his hair is slightly tanned within that circle.
This dude looks like a giant hamster?
I doubt this…
wear a mask
For a second I admired this guys determination but later realised its a filter
Bean shaped head ass
I haven't ever had done 'sunbathing' till today, but I live in the country where summer temperature reaches 45 C easily. And I've definitely been out in the sun for at least 1 hour, if not more. And I'm not black, kind of light brown so it's not like long sun exposure has already tanned my skin since birth.
So, how long does one has to sunbathe to get tanned like this?
It's a Tiktok filter you dummy!
Amazing how just a little bit of his beard changed colors too 🙄
So... wear the face mask til it goes away?
looks like a Disney cartoon bear
Wear a face mask
Put your mask back on,nobody will notice.
That's painted on. He even colored his mustache. Facial hair doesn't burn or change color in a day.
Even if it wasn't a filter, why the fuck wouldn't you use sunscreen?
JUST WEAR YOUR MASK TO WORK IDIOT
Damn lads I was hoping it was real - had my doubts but never would I have thought it was a snapchat filter.
Jokes on me so lol!
.... With a mask on and filter off?
British Soos irl
So he wears his mask in the middle of his ears?
I like how the title suggests it is better to burn your whole face than apply sunscreen to the unmasked portions instead.
Keep the mask on