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Welcome to reality


Throwmesometail

His discord mods will hear of this


sudobee

And they wont be happy


Throwmesometail

I can hear a rumbling. ​ Like hundreds of pee bottles being kicked over in anger


Ophukk

Was a discord mod once. Couldn't leave the bathroom I was so full of shit.


TheBlueSalamander

Lol


Ophukk

happy cake Blue.


TheBlueSalamander

didnt realise its cake day already wow


Axeloy

His kitten will stop queueing with him


-Sythen-

Yup dude forgot he wasn't on the internet.


PulpyKopek

He folded so fast


Ultenth

He was 100% not ready for the consequences of his actions. The instant the other guy put hands on him and got in his face he went full fetal position.


GentleBreeze90

He's spent his entire life being taller than others meaning he never had to follow through with threats because the shorter people backed down. I know people exactly like this


sarbaddict843

Until someone short knocks them out.


Saul_Firehand

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson


Can_Confirm_NoCensor

Never heard this before. SOURCE!?!?!


BeastCheng

Opp there goes gravity!


Odin043

Watch yo profamity


Kombo_

Ope, there goes Rabbit


manfrommtl

Oldman Mega Chad meets Little Bitch


fuckitimatwork

dude fucked around and found out


flavor_blasted_semen

Ol' boy forgot he wasn't on reddit


Warselig

Badass old guys really lighten up my day


mjesus96

Looks like someone just recently watched the old guy opening the crocs mouth to save his puppy


themonesterman

LINK????


Jrrolomon

https://youtu.be/6FrQfONE5zk


smithigs99

Not to take away from what he did because it’s still very badass, but whenever I heard this story I always imagined some proper big boi alligator, was a little let down by the footage


Bald_Sasquach

Holy shit I wasn't expecting the gator to already be underwater! That pup was nearly a goner. And yeah I was expecting a bigger gator but that's probably the biggest gator this story could involve without the old guy getting majorly fucked up I suppose.


fuckamodhole

> And yeah I was expecting a bigger gator but that's probably the biggest gator this story could involve without the old guy getting majorly fucked up I suppose. Many years ago a boy got his arm bitten off by a shark and the uncle went in the water and pulled the 250 lbs shark out of the water and the surgeons reattached the kids arm https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=92932&page=1


Taco_Strong

https://youtu.be/VdZtJ-WFynA For anyone that wants more info and first hand accounts.


whyismypeewhite

Thankfully it's not the only-hand accounts!


smithigs99

Yeah realistically I don’t know why I expected it to be a big fucking gator, still pretty nails from him


djstocks

The gator guy is related to my wife's side of the family. Everyone on her side is like how dumb to walk your puppy by a lake that has wildlife cameras setup to watch gators right there.


aaronitallout

It was everything I hoped it could be.


nonogon333

Especially when they drag some POS out of the elevator by his hair...then invite the peaceful passengers back on. The whole exchange was just delightful.


Doctor_Jackass

delightful lol that word sums it up perfectly


SimkinZA

"You wanna do this?"


LilTreacherous

"time to take the trash out"


DeVeN_225

Just makes me smile ear to ear. You go grandad!


ponsid

Is there a sub dedicated to badass old guys?


chipkatspartan

r/LimpBizkit


GuerrillaChicken

I choked on air laughing


Abra39191

Say it ain’t so


BugzOnMyNugz

That's r/Weezer


KingOfBeaverIsland

You're looking for r/Geezer


Cornczech66

I too got a big smile on my face watching grandpa beat on that disgusting dude.


percy-simple

Dragging him out by his hair. Go on lad.


Oracle343gspark

Judging by the top of his head, being pulled by his hair is an experience he won’t be able to have for much longer. I hope the old guy pulled a chunk out.


Theons_sausage

That guy probably experiences getting his hair pulled a lot.


PulpyKopek

The guy folded so fast after they started fighting lmao he wanted none of that old man strength


MenBearsPigs

Honestly kind of shocking just how weak he was. The fact that he had the balls to spit on someone, knowing deep down that he was that pathetic and inept at defending himself, is truly some next level idiocy.


iPeenerbut

My guess is he’s just gotten away with a lot without anyone doing shit


StreetTriple675

“What are you gonna do , beat me up old man? “ - guy beat up by old man.


PulpyKopek

Truly pathetic stuff


baby_blobby

I was expecting the old guy to pull him by the hair, leave his head at the door and let it close on him.


Zer0-9

Dunno about other places but where I live all elevator doors close kinda gently like if they close on something they just open and even if it doesnt open its not very strong


maybesaydie

I am ashamed to admit that I hoped that would happen.


TheOriginalJape

I wanted him to just let the door close. “Leave me to finish this”


Cartier-Watch

Just walked in there and did that for wut


Niall_Nine_Hostages

Because people are dumb, and they don't realize that the person they're bullying could be trained in martial arts, could be armed, could be mentally ill, or could not give a fuck to any repercussions.


BigDaddyHugeTime

This is both the reason not to do this, and the reason they do this. Because they themselves are likely mentally ill, smoothbrain dunces, and don't give a fuck about any repercussions or are too dumb to comprehend the concept of future.


Entitled2Compens8ion

Saw a skinny little guy cut in front of some beefy redneck-looking dude and say to him "What are YOU going to do about it?" The redneck hit him so hard (one punch) he was out for five minutes. An ambulance came for him. Pretty sure his eye socket was broken.


Sour_Badger

That day he was showed what was going to be done. Will he learn the valuable lesson? Doubtful As an aside the old fat redneck dudes have suprised me on so many occasions I no longer underestimate them. Saw a dude pushing 400lbs named Billy Joe hit a dude one time without even really rotating his hips and it sounded like a shotgun going off. Ill remember that sound the rest of my life.


MeDoLearning

Buddy I was friends with briefly from a small town ended up at a pre-drink party with some friends of mine in London, ON. Buddy was known to have some mental issues from years of nasty drug abuse. Fast forward a couple of hours and here's buddy at the bar, refusing to vacate a stolen bar stool next to the VERY attractive gf of a mean mf'er who had just gotten up to take a piss. Mean mf'er politely asked buddy to vacate twice and was ignored while buddy tried to talk to the gf. I tried to defuse the situation "Hey man, he's not all there. Just be patient for a second." I'll never forget how convincing the intent was in what this guy said to me; "Tell your friend to move, or I'm going to drag him outside and piss on his face after I knock him out." I grabbed buddy's shirt and tried to move him off the stool "Hey Mike, get off the fucking stool dude..." and he put his hand on the woman's leg..... I saw a man get knocked out and pissed on that night...


87camaroSC

That the man could muster pissing on your friend even after just pissing in the men's room is itself impressive.


MeDoLearning

I think it probably went on for a good 30 minutes inside the bar. There was some bouncers involved, which I assumed mean guy was amongst.


Ghost5917

Dude just took a leak so that was absolutely a fury piss not a relief piss


MeDoLearning

That guy got charged with assault a few years later for dunking some drunk guy on his head.


T3hJ3hu

F = m * a


dillagan

The sweet science


Asterisk101

The sweet chin science


lurking_bishop

It's actually the dp/dt that hurts


aghastamok

In high school I had a very overweight friend. There was this prick who picked on him all the time, hitting him and pinching him whenever he saw him. One day I was like "why do you carry all that weight around if you're not going to use it?" And explained that mass is asskicking power to some degree. He broke that poor kids collarbone.


MoogleSan

That 'poor kid' sounds like he deserved it.


BigDaddyHugeTime

Don't Wana fuck with anybody that does or did hard hard work. Doing super hard work every day for a living will turn you into a brick fucking shithouse. And you can always tell who those guys are. There's a look on their face.


DrTognaBologna

And their fists are just two giant hams. Worst fight I ever had was against this giant corn fed motherfucker. Fists bigger than my head. Once he got a grip on me I knew I was fucked because it only took one punch. Felt like my brain was doing the Mamba inside my skull.


livewiththevice

How'd the fight start?


DrTognaBologna

I was being a dumb cunt. Good ol boys tend not to start shit but they sure as shit WILL end it. I knew not to get in his reach but I had to to get a hit on him. He ate the punch for lunch, I didn't get out quick enough, and he just grabbed my shirt. It felt like his fist was in slow motion as it was heading towards my face but there was nothing I could do. He helped me up off the ground and he gave me a nod as I skittered away like a clown. Some of the best, well mannered people I've ever met were giant, corn fed brutes.


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blazing420kilk

Dude those kids that grew up on a farm exactly match your description. They look average but have the strength of an Ox


Ultenth

We call it “country strong”. Just biggish guys who don’t look carved up like they work out at a gym, but have tons of functional strength and muscle memory on how to use it to accomplish things outside of throwing weight around.


IEatBabies

People underestimate how much core strength matters in physical conflict and farm boys got tons of it. And the muscle memory from active use of it is essential, they aren't just moving weight from an ideal position or in a gym machine, they are use to throwing that weight around while on the move in awkward and odd positions and getting every ounce of power out of their muscles. I don't fear the guy that can do 100 pullups and does bench press all day, I fear the guy who can walk in muck boots through 2 feet of cow shit carrying two 5 gallon buckets full of water without spilling a drop.


YouWhatApe

Also, in most places any old geezer that's done a fair bit of hard work has been in a scrap or two along the way


green49285

For some reason I imagine the dude from your story waking up and just thinking, "yeah I fucked up."


TheGoodOldCoder

> "What are YOU going to do about it?" That kind of escalating aggressive posturing should be against the law.


RatManForgiveYou

Man, speaking of [smoothbrains not able to comprehend the future.](https://youtu.be/oTwrfKM85TI) This one is my all time favorite.


BigDaddyHugeTime

Love this one. Like people this dumb used to be weeded out by nature. They should be worshiping their higher iq ancestors for building the society that allows them to exist.


kcg5

the remixes of this are some of the better things I have seen on the internet. The dave mathews one is awesome


BrainSOsmoof

Your rang?


sad-but-hydrated

This was the reason my mom gave for telling me not to flip people off or honk aggressively when she taught me to drive. Too many of my friends have had guns pulled on them in traffic… people are fucking crazy. You truly never know.


green49285

My wife has specifically changed to giving people thumbs down when she gets cut off or something. Said she did it to a guy once & this quick look of emotional pain swept over his face lol.


DrimboTangus

this is what i do lol. the middle finger is contrived, it's seen everywhere, it does no damage. thumbs down takes people by surprise with it's nonthreatening, innocent disdain


green49285

Yeah, man. Super effective.


dramforadamn

Omffg. That is so brutal.


X0n0a

I might trip the "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" memories of their parents.


Father-Sha

I always give people a thumbs up when they don't let me merge. You don't have to flip people off. More often than not it simply reaffirms their behavior. All you have to do is wave or something at the person to get them to look at you. Let them know you are a human being just like them and you see how rude and selfish they are being. When you show restraint amd courtesy to a person who is treating you the exact opposite, it stings that person. Makes them adjust their behavior. Flipping someone off is just gonna make them behave like a bigger asshole.


ParameciaAntic

Like that lady who flipped off that guy on a California highway last month, so he shot and killed her 6-year-old son. Not worth it. se


Fat_Head_Carl

> could not give a fuck to any repercussions. these are the scariest IMO


the_river_nihil

This is the paradox of fighting drunk people. On the one hand, alcohol severely impairs your coordination, making drunk people worse at fighting. But it also eliminates all fear and awareness of the consequences of your actions, making drunk people especially dangerous to fight.


HareKrishnoffski

Yeah dude I think one of the greatest assets in life is minding your fucking business.


hesofthowhecum

Not to mention a shitload of old guys have worked their whole life and would love to ring your neck with their dormant old man strength.


matt_rumsey1212

My Sifu calls it "the devil's gate". When you touch hands with someone, you never know what those hands know.


arbydallas

I've spent a little time in several martial arts studios, and I've been blown away by the skill and strength of some very unassuming people. I've seen them absolutely handle those who look and act far more intimidating.


cesarxp2

Most likely the old man said something to him for cutting off the elevator, then the spitter didn't take it well and did the nasty


are_videos

my guess is something about being too crowded


funkmastamatt

my guess is he insulted his haircut


blagaa

How these conversations go: "sorry, only 3 people allowed in the elevator" "relax it's not a big deal" "i'm serious, these are the rules during covid, please leave for all of our safety" "whateva, I do what I want" - pulls mask down and spits


kid-karma

*gets clowned for 30 seconds straight*


ninjaj

Drunk


spiegro

That shove at the end tho... "YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?!" Narrator: *He did not.*


CreateorWither

Arrested Development Narrator Ron Howard - "Michael did not want another one."


hankit12

if you look closely, the guy who spit on him had the audacity to try and land a punch on the old guy first. i just noticed this and i hate that bitchy guy even more now


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

And then he turtled after the first punch


1202_ProgramAlarm

Yeah he really gave up like as soon as it was clear the old dude was going to put up the slightest amount of resistance


misneach618

Spitting on somebody, in the states at least, is considered assault since who the hell knows what they could have contracted from the spitee. So in this case all that matters was who spat on who.


Beard_o_Bees

*'Oh shit! Old people aren't supposed to fight back!'*


grahamulax

And how he entered the elevator initially too. It’s like ok dude was late, oh no he’s just..... full of adrenaline for some reason. Like what goes through his head?


FROCKHARD

If you look even closer, there is nothing that resembles a fist for a punch. That assualter went to grab him, hence the open palm, as old man went to grab as well. Spitting dude is trash but he did *not* attempt a punch at all.


emotionalrek

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"


Bluetooth_Sandwich

“Call an ambulance call an ambulance…but not for *me*”


JacindaSoHotRightNow

Ah you think the elevator is your ally? You merely adopted the lift. I was born in it, molded by it...


Aetherimp

"Now you's can't leave." - A Bronx Tale


RyanZQT

Well that elevated quickly...


DZShizzam

Dumbass challenges Ric Flair to a cage match.


[deleted]

\*Puts walker to the side\* "Well now son, you've done fucked up."


fartjar420

what's funny is that it's not even an old man with a walker. it's a middle-aged dude with a foldable dolly.


yellowcedar

I think OP is calling him old based on his hat alone. Hilarious.


fartjar420

that's exactly it. he doesn't particularly look old to me, especially the way he moves


another_busted_robot

That's actually way less funny...


Whaterball

And by funny I mean not funny at all


RedditIsAShitehole

On Reddit that means it’s front page of r/funny


funkmastamatt

put it on /r/funny


GruntCandy86

Call an ambulance...


BlackSky2129

But not for me bitch


Ilpav123

That's a hand truck.


cthulularoo

Not sure why he needs it when he hauled out 200 lbs of trash pretty easily.


nodnodwinkwink

Heyoooo


Ilpav123

He's old, not as strong as he used to be...he needs a little help lugging his massive balls around.


Asubngst

He punched him to another level


medicusplaga

dragged out like the bitch he is


chad_thunder_cock1

The title of bitch is way too high for this guy


dmoney_90

Imagine being so much of a pussy you spit on an elderly man and he moves his walker out of the way just to beat your ass. Classic


4rp4n3t

Jeez, just another Tuesday for this dude, right? Didn't even break a sweat; definitely not his first rodeo. Edit - he legit looks like he beats the shit out of people in lifts as a hobby. His timing with keeping the door open when he needed it to be, from inside and outside the lift, while calmly beating the crap out of a guy half his age and a head taller is impeccable 😅


green49285

Him waving the lady back onto the lift made me laugh too. "Come on, Jane. I'm done now. We can go."


4rp4n3t

Hehehe


skepticalbob

He clearly has trained. His balance when wrestling and immediately throwing knees when he was bent forward. Dude is an athlete.


Kakyaoi

The way that old man slammed that piece of shit against the elevator's wall, it made me wet.


Archie-is-here

Me too, that specific part made me so happy. That cunt deserved that and more.


The_Geilt

I am reminded of "Batman Beyond" when Grandpa Bruce destroys those Joker wannabees with Cane-Fu.


Barbarossa7070

So why did the guy spit? Did the old man call him an asshole for catching the elevator late and slowing everybody down?


Fat_Head_Carl

Maybe going beyond the covid elevator capacity.


fukayoubtch

It looked more like a cough towards them and this is only speculation but I imagine the old couple said something about COVID rules. Like not cramming 4 people in a small lift.


Sarke1

Doesn't matter IMO. If you spit on someone you deserve whatever is coming to you.


rrawk

None of it matters. It's just a video on the internet to us. But some context would be nice.


bloomautomatic

I really thought he was gonna go for the Atomic Wedgie when he got him down.


cap_tan_jazz

same here, glad im not the only one


shaoIIn

Door shuts. “Nows you can’t leave “


Butler342

Backstory to this after some googling seems to be that the 3 in the elevator had asked the guy to wait rather than have 4 people in such a small space. Long haired guy decides to jump in last minute and comments are exchanged - then proceeds to cough on old guy who hands his arse to him.


coreanavenger

He should have waited outside for his own health.


boholbrook

That's what I like to call educational violence.


LaunchDragonBall

Anyone who spits on someone, should always get punched.


RUTiredofRU

That guy with the long hair deserved every single hit… wtf is wrong with that man If just a little confrontation turns into a reason to spit on someone.


doesnotmatter_nope

Did this guy not watch R.E.D or something?


topherGOPHERRRR

Who the fuck spits on an old man, what a peice of trash


cowfish007

One of the few times hair pulling in a fight is not only acceptable, but applauded. Kudos to you gramps.


Sleep-system

I swear spitting on people unlocks ancestral strength. It ends the same every time.


SpectifyyYT

dude lost the upper hand instantly lmao


onlyhav

When he dragged him off the elevator I was amazed. He really hurt that guy.


Thunder1an

He seems to be wearing a rorschach mask hahah


Colbert_bump

Spits on him then puts mask back on to prevent germ spread 🧐


xxStrangerxx

This is soft cap discrimination!! Just because a fashionable fella wants to wear a hat and coat he gotta be a old man?


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kid-karma

Only two kinds of men wear those hats: old men and film nerd podcasters Film nerd podcasters cannot throw down like that


NASAguy1000

My dads old and im a film nerd, can confirm.


DenotheFlintstone

And that walker is just to help him carry around his big balls


Aetherimp

That wasn't a walker it was a dolly


DenotheFlintstone

You are right, much easier to lug big balls around on a dolly.


MotherDragonfruit69

Rohrschach'd


Sad_Bowl555

That's hilarious. Got absolutely destroyed by an older dude half his size. I've never seen a less effectual fight performance.


lonelyhuman5

He thought about coming back for seconds at the end 🤣


YouWhatApe

Old man literally wiped the floor with that toerag


sword5862

Imagine being such a bitch that you spit in an olds man face then proceed to get your shit rocked by said old man


tomccarlson

Like a farmer in a field...OUTSTANDING!!


Robert19691969

Be careful of fucking with old dudes. You don't know where they have lived or what they have been through.


Potential_Ad3768

fuck that guy


Tvelm30

Nothing turns me more on then when someone you thought couldn’t fuck you up... fucks you up.


kidnplay2k

Popeye rocked the elevator with his head 😂


mixmapmoo

I'm never into sucker punches but you spit on me ima try to break your jaw before you know what's happening


_ssh

Yeah spitting is at the point where I'm fighting to injure you and any "fair fighting" rules are out the window lol


Neuchacho

Is it really a sucker punch at that point, though? I wouldn't expect anything less than getting clocked immediately if I was doing that shit. The confidence people like this idiot have that someone isn't going to beat the shit out of them when they physical assault someone is wild to me.


MenBearsPigs

The second someone has spat on anyone the fight has immediately started. It's not heated words or an insult. It is 100% a physical violation.


Junit28

Get it gramps


Electronic-Trip8775

Now you're locked in with me!!


rap31264

I thought he had a walker....LOL


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Really disappointed the wedgie I thought was coming at 0:34 failed to materialize.


taikaubo

Reminds me of the ip man scene in the elevator.


keleles

Get 'em gramps.


James30907

Was he trying to drag him out by his pants, or was he going for the sweatshirt pullover!