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havingmares

There’s a version of this where the guy calling the Uber says “I’m gonna go fart out your cum” and it was so good I accept it as canon


chocolatebuttcream

Yeah I like that version a lot more tbqh


efnfen4

Why won't the guy I meet for a hookup marry me!?!?!


anxiousdingbat

I'd accepted that this would always be the deal. Then I met my boyfriend who wanted to talk and hangout with me... which was insane.


lifedeathart

Met my husband on OKCupid, went over to his place and had a four hour conversation about sociology before there was anything slightly sexual. Once I saw what he was carrying around, I locked that shit down!


anxiousdingbat

Yeah my boyfriend said he didnt wanna have sex because he liked me and felt a connection and felt jumping into bed on the first meeting tends to lead to one night stands. So we talked all night and did go to his bed at 5am but only to cuddle and have a few hours nap before I went back home.


lifedeathart

I was in an emotionally distracted state in that part of my life. I’m a size queen, so if I didn’t see what I would be dealing with then he probably wouldn’t have squeezed into my life permanently. :P


anxiousdingbat

My boyfriend is also a size queen. All his boyfriends have had big dicks which kinda makes him think his slightly above average dick is small.


Derek_Raman2019

Felt this too hard


gg_wellplait

Why are their shoulderd and knees darker shades?


deem-drwnings

It's a things alot of artists do,I never understand why but some ppl say those places are pinkish just like the checks ,I've never seen a pink knee but a pink shoulder yh a lot of ppl have that specially lighted skin or white ppl


goldybear

I think it depends on how pale you are. I am suuuuper pale, and if I put any pressure on my elbows/knees they will be bright pink to red for a good hour afterwards.


spinelessshithead

I am pink kneed but yeah don’t see it often


Rude_Bee_3315

I bet they have pink holes though 🤤


YouDumbZombie

Yeah it's super distracting lol


Tardisoftheblue

Friction


toinoudubois

Then don’t hook up bb


yemen01

[credit](https://twitter.com/luisl4nd)


danlight1

🥺


LuckSweaty

Typical bottom


Rude_Bee_3315

🥴