Anon has a date
By - Maine_SwampMan
Since when was Axe body spray 150 bucks
fake: anon has 150 dollars to spare
gay: anon takes a shower
Try showering more than once every 3 weeks
Gotta make a good first impression
Anons gotta figure out how to leave the house and join a fucking book club. I used to pull so much tail at the library it was insane. The Milfs at the Orchis Society we’re even wilder. Get out the house Anon!
>hasn't showered in a month
>foiled by Chad again
See ya later virgins!