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SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT!?!

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT!?!

JohnTheMoron

The second, duh


Tobi_1989

Just "Second", "The" is her middle name


Nicmopo

Elizabeth immortal the Second


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Just_a_meme_searcher

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, officially Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith


DemonGokuto

So its faith?


Just_a_meme_searcher

No, it's officially. Officially Elizabeth II


DemonGokuto

So its II?


Just_a_meme_searcher

Seriously now, it is either Windsor or Windsor-Mountbatten. It could have been Saxe-Coburg und Gotha, or even Hanovra, but after the Germans attacked Belgium, King George VI changed the name from the German Saxe-coburg und Gotha to the more English Windsor. Same did other noble families with German names in England.


DemonGokuto

Smh we should just slide into her dms and ask her


SkeletonOfPuns191212

I'm British gimme a second to break into the palace and check


DemonGokuto

Make sure to rob her high end tea bags and biscuits, that shit ain't cheap ya know


boot2skull

You can just change names all willy-nilly and still be royalty?


Just_a_meme_searcher

It changes because of marriages. For example, Queen Victoria was from the house of Hanovra until she married Prince Albert of Saxe-coburg und Gotha. Queen Elizabeth was from the house of Tudor until she died childless and her nephew, King James of Stewart came to the throne. They are all related so they all have royal blood. Queen Elizabeth II was matrilinealy married to Prince Philip which means that Prince Charles the Prince of Wales princess Anne, the Princess Royal, Prince Andrew Duke of York and Prince Edward the Earl of Wessex belong to the house of Windsor, not the house of Mountbatten. Although, as I said, the queen and her late husband have agreed that the children will have the name of Mountbatten-Windsor.


ElectronicSubject747

Clear as mud


glitchyikes

Females take the family name of their husbands. Simple as that.


mbgal1977

When they have need of a last name which is never.


Professional-Two-431

🤨I’m not reading all that


Just_a_meme_searcher

Lazy mf


thefarstrider

Came to say this.


traimera

No you didn't.


MastrOvNon

The Unburnt, breaker of chains and mother of dragons ?!!


Just_a_meme_searcher

That is the defender of faith part


Menolo_Homobovanez

It’s windsor. If its anything, its windsor.


BisonBait

I found the Brit!


coldmans

your username may be JohnTheMoron, but you are clearly a genius sir.


Zestyclose-Anxiety19

Windsor


BigSadEngineer

Underrated comment


Raphlapoutine

but this is litteraly top comment


AspiENTP

Time isn't real


RYPIIE2006

You know what is real? My nuts in ur mother last night


GamerDudeZZZ

You know what was real? The fact that his mother had a dick since you're a redditor which means you have never felt the presence of a girl


NoConsideration8361

What he said wasn’t funny, what you said didn’t even make sense.


GamerDudeZZZ

That's the point


RYPIIE2006

Ive actually had friends who are girls, that counts as being in the presence of one, no?


WindedEmulation11

I think what you mean by friends is girls that were so goddamn polite they wouldn't tell your ass fuck off cuz you trying to get in their beds was annoying.


RYPIIE2006

Im 15, im not trying to get in their beds


WindedEmulation11

I'm 14, I use trash roasts on people for no reason while knowing damn well it probably isn't true.


GamerDudeZZZ

Btw just saying i haven't downvoted cuz i'm an honorable man


RYPIIE2006

Nice, dont worry i upvoted you


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trombone_boi_

Regina


watersportsarestupid

Slapping the tag of underratedness on a comment prematurely is like banging your cousin if you're from Alabama. It's fine, we've all done it, now let's get on with our day.


Raphlapoutine

what a wisdom brother


Xenoscum_yt

That’s both of their last names actually


Rhecof-07

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor


yellow1923

I was thinking of replying "Windsor"


51LOKLE

Fool, she has 4 names!!


legitnerd113

Windsor dick fit in your mouth. Nvm sounded better in my head


STEMfatale

Windsor pussy getting ate (Idk I’ve never done this before)


I_LIKE_HAIRY_VAGS

It's great, you should try it sometime


Mysterious_Ad7232

r/usernamechecksout


Cambronian717

A for effort


daktarasblogis

Windsor sun, gangbangs are fun.


jcfiggy3

Windsor home I will fit this dick in your mouth? I have no idea lol


GDXeno

Hi I'm your 69th upvote. Have a great day


Mynunubears

First name: Queen Elizabeth Surname: Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor Sounds right.


WhyIsItMondayAlready

I think it’s Queen Elizabeth Windsor Cuz Windsor castle


chesee-on-toast

Yeah it’s Elizabeth Windsor.


RurikTheDamned

Of the house of Saxe Coberg. Very English.


LordStark489

They changed it cus it was too German lol, also it came from Albert Victoria's husband. Tho u probably already knew that.


RurikTheDamned

To hide The Great War was a family fued of greed.


LordStark489

Wdym


RurikTheDamned

What do I mean? All the nations in it World War One were ran by cousins of the same family. The German kaiser, the Romanovs and the "Windsors" were all the same family.


LordStark489

Oh right.


CommunistGogostopm

so a giant big large family ruling the whole world.


NoWingedHussarsToday

>so a giant big large family ruling ~~the whole world.~~ couple of European states


Thetruelegitbot

those couple of european states owned 45.61% of the world put together


CommunistGogostopm

Ruler of Russia Tzar Nicholas 2 owned one tenth of the earths surface.


Sheogorathsstaff

Saxe Coburg-Gotha\* and there's nothing more English than being German anyway


NoWingedHussarsToday

American independence was a successful rebellion of British colonists against their German king.


RurikTheDamned

Except when they're an American Turk like the English prime minister.


Sheogorathsstaff

Are you just making this up on the spot? England doesn't have a Prime Minister bro and Johnson is neither American nor a Turk, neither are his parents


BigJesusSurrender

Are you serious bro? Nothing you just wrote is correct


Sheogorathsstaff

The UK has a prime minister, Wales, Scotland and N Ireland have first ministers England has none of these As for Johnson's nationality just read Wikipedia


BigJesusSurrender

Hes Prime Minister of the UK but also of England specifically, it's one of the annoying things about devolution that England actually has less attention paid to governance because it's government's time is split between regional and national governance https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-Boris-Johnson-is-Turkish?share=1 This isn't a great source but I learnt Boris was American born with Turkish heritage when I was writing my dissertation (Boris used his Turkish heritage to argue that his claim that 40 million Turks are actively trying to move to the UK isn't racist)


Buttered_Squid

Hey, I'm all for the wabbajack but all of that shit is so wrong. "England doesn't have a prime minister" pretty sure you're madder than pelagius at this point


Sheogorathsstaff

Granted im being pedantic, but England does not, the UK does, if you're not English they aren't the same thing


RurikTheDamned

Boris Johnson was born in New York. His family name is Kamal, his grandfather Osman Kamal changed it to seem English and allied himself Wilfred Johnson. Boris isnt even the name he goes by, he's called Alex to all his family and friends, he invented the boorish Boris character at school because he was getting called "The Turk". And England does have a prime minister. He's it.


Sheogorathsstaff

It was his great grandfather, hardly makes you yourself Turkish, both his parents are English There is only one position of Prime Minister in the UK and it is of the UK, anything referring to 'English Prime Ministers' is a misnomer, nothing official. It's just as accurate to say he was PM of London. it's the same way England doesn't itself have it's own separate national anthem like the other constituent countries


alph4259

Shouldn't it be windmadam


gfreireds

I thought her name was Queen... those bastards lied to me


DeveloperPotato

It's clearly Elizabeth. First name queen last name Elizabeth


scurvydog-uldum

not Mountbatten-Windsor?


SnOopY7654

that is the name of some members of the royal family, but not the queen i don’t think…


_WreakingHavok_

Only prince Philip had this surname.


SnOopY7654

what Mountbatten-Windsor? No there are now more royals with this surname. I know of a family…


KuhlerBesen

Nope, their children are called Mountabatten-Windsor, Windsor being the name of Elizabeth II. and Mountbatten being he one of her husband.


AlexanderComet

Mountbatten comes from her husband I believe


Edeltraud-Sachwitz

Makes sense


Evening_Platypus7269

Windsor (when’s your) balls entering my mouth. Gottem


Neon_44

Queen Elizabeth Bonaparte


Triton12streaming

Technically Regina as in her seal ER


Tovarisch_The_Python

Windsor, which is a cadet branch of [Saxe-Coburg and Gotha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha). They split off because of World War 1.


secret58_

Don't forget that the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha is itself a cadet branch of the [House of Wettin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Wettin)


RolDesch

Wich is a cadet branch of...


RurikTheDamned

Prince philips actual family name Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg but he adopted his mother maiden name of Von Battenberg, styled as "Mountbatten" during WWI to seem less German. So the queen's name is Betty Battenberg.


Yzard27

I think she kept her name as Windsor (and her kids got her last name too) since she's the monarch


Boinkyclog

The Queens descendents have the name Mountbatten-Windsor, there was a discussion between her and Philip about the children taking the paternal name or the house name so the Queen merged them.


scurvydog-uldum

Are there no Brits around to answer this? The name she took when she got married was Mountbatten-Windsor. Caused a big argument with Philip and with her mom or somebody.


dave_the_magic_man

She didn't take that name, her full name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor but Prince William has Mountbatten-Windsor as his surname


scurvydog-uldum

the article i read earlier was full of internal contradictions, so i'll take your word for it. that's what i get for trusting in the journalistic standards of good housekeeping magazine.


RurikTheDamned

But previous monarchs *weren't* Windsor before WWI. Its a lie.


Karl_of_Gaul

She didn't take his name when she married him. She's considered superior in that marriage.


Pepczenko

Uhhh hava


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Pepczenko

Hava good day lmfao get L'ed kid


WalterTheDogo

Canada


castzpg

Windsor. She didn't change it to Mountbatten when she married.


evil_elmo1223

Isn't it Mountbatten-Windsor? I thought they combined surnames.


whatever_it

It's Windsor, the Queen and her children are of the Windsor family and they kept it as such until 1960. After that point, her descendants has the surname Mountbatten-Windsor.


soleax-van-kek

It’s windsor


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As in Windsor knot?


Arealrodney

As in Windsor castle


pruche

As in Windsor chair


Arealrodney

As in Windsor Town


arkie87

As in Windsor, the royal family


ThickPalmTree

Windsor


CrusadeyNatey

II


Crazax

Elizabeth McQWeen??


Dante_the_random

Best answer yet


Forest_Wendigo

Queen Elizabeth Eternal


Fish-Foreign

Saxe-Coburg-Gotha


komdiv

Gotcha


me_is_a_toaster

no, this was before ww1, if you want to sound smart then be smart


Fish-Foreign

You might be in danger of taking r/memes too seriously.


Tub_of_jam66

It’s “ the second “ come on guys


i_dunno_mate_159

you cant be serious....?? obviously 'queen' is her first name and 'elizabeth' is her last name


152069

I think it’s one word, queenelizabeth


arkie87

no you idiots. Eliza is her first name and Beth is her last name. It's not Elizabeth. Its Eliza Beth.


Spiritual-Ad4820

Interesting that no one yet has mentioned her other last name. This question is a touch more complicated than for most people. In the traditional sense of a ‘surname’ and in a legal sense, her last name is, as many others have mentioned ‘Windsor’ as she did not take her husband’s surname when they got married. But Elizabeth Windsor is someone very few people have met. In her official capacity she has a different name: Elizabeth Regina This is her name as Queen and so it sort of represents the ‘entity’ of the crown rather than the person wearing it. This is why the royal cypher is ER or EIIR (Elizabeth II Regina) and she always signs letters with “Elizabeth R” rather than “Elizabeth W”. So in terms of the Queen that you see on TV, or hear on the radio etc. I think Regina is more her surname than Windsor.


Arashiko77

Isn't Regina just Latin for Reigns?


Humpback_whale1

It's Latin for Queen


SaintSeven-s7

If it's Latin, does that mean it rhymes with vagina?


arkie87

>nal sense of a ‘surname’ and in a legal sense, her last name is, as many others have mentioned ‘Windsor’ as she did not take her husband’s surname when they got married. > >But Elizabeth Windsor is someone very few people have met. In her official capacity she has a different name: Elizabeth Regina This is her name as Queen and so it sort of represents the ‘entity’ of the crown rather than the person wearing it. This is why the royal cypher is ER or EIIR (Elizabeth II Regina) and she always signs letters with “Elizabeth R” rather than “Elizabeth W”. It's pronounced RegEEna not RegYna. I rate your comment 69 out of 420.


Fluxx70

McGillicuddy


EpicTedTalk

"From this moment on, this will be the moment, starting now, of the *GENESIS OF MCGILLICUDDY*"


ejdoorblednakirf

First name: Queen, Last name: Elizabeth


WTFisUnderwear

What if people legit asked this, only to find out the Queen's last name was like "McLovin" or some stupid shit lol


windows_n_cheese

The royal family had no surname until 1917, when the royal family gave themselves a British sounding name (Windsor) to seem less German


Dusepo

Windsor. They changed it during the first world war to sound less German. Before that, it was Saxe-Coburg.


Just_a_meme_searcher

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary, officially Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith


idanthology

I wonder if she would use the long or short form in her Tinder profile?


Sheepinahat379

Its windsor. I only know that because i searched it up and now life is confusing


iwannabehealthe

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor


snakestyle0

Ligma... Elizabeth Ligma


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arkie87

ligma ballz, you bot


TazeHavish

serious answer: Windsor nonserious answer: Second


roustur

i thought it was 'of england'


P47r1ck-

Why do people not use ‘s anymore


Knifedogman

Elizabeth. First name queen.


Nobodyhere986

it's II dumbass


Dante_the_random

Ah yes, thank you


Dark-lord8

Windsor


OffTopicBen95

Windsor…do people really not know this? There’s a whole ass castle with her name on it


viiijoexxii

I’d like to see this Ass Castle you speak of


OffTopicBen95

Not just an ass castle, a whole ass.


idanthology

Was it called the Saxe-Coburg Gotha Castle before?


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Queen Elizabeth: "I have been dubbed many names by many people, a ruler, a CONQUEROR, She who remains, a jerk."


Ungabungadadd

Americans not knowing the queens last name is just disappointing


Jumanji-Joestar

Why?


Eagle_1776

lmao... um no, that's a proud moment


BcrB2318

Dumbass, her first name is queen, her last name is Elizabeth


gamingtoad05

Windsor.


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If I were to guess, I’d say Windsor.


DarthLonelyGuy141

Windsor


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Windsor.


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RedPandaParliament

Saxe-Coburg Gotha. They came up with "Windsor" because it was felt their actual family name was too revealing of their German origins after the World War.


raging_lawyer

It's Alexandra. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor


Mr_Awesome0436

Windsor


CustardFun

Well I would now what it is if it would be done loading already Update: de Reddit dude is dead :(


brandonyorkhessler

y'all in the comments have got to stop with this "windsor" bullshit. come on people, we all know that's just an urban legend. "bUt tHeRe'S a CaStLe cAlLed wInDsOR" yeah well that seems a little too convenient, don't ya think?


DaSortaCommieSerb

of Saxe-Coburg Gotha. Yes, that's her family name. She's "Elizabeth of Saxe-Coburg Gotha"


jackattack1234567891

Windsor


CaptainRyiss

Windsor???


Aggravating_Treat_40

bin Laden


Ewan1306

The queen doesn’t have a last name, unless she needs it , in which case it’s windsor


nikkithefotographer

Queen Elizabeth Alexandria Mary Windsor II


RudolfMaster

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary


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WadieXkiller

That was a joke


Hank_Joseph65

Hitler


Weary_Winter_3112

Rex?


No_Possession_7077

What is amber heards last name


Fantastic_Ant2979

windsor. just bloody windsor


mr_lemon__

Windsor


Tymexathane

Anything she wants it to be. Ma'am


TangelaLansbury

Used to be Mountbatten Windsor now just Windsor.


kungllama1101

Windsor


Stock_Audience

Its actually "II" one each for every universe's birth and death she has witnessed. We are the third one.