This girls balancing skills
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And that kids, is how I met your mother.
And that kids, is how I met your father.
Tbf, everytime this video gets posted, the "How I met your mother" line is always posted.
To be faaaaaair.
To beeee faaaaair.
Toooooo beeee faaaair
# to be fair, the way shes facing is actually the easier way because the bull tilts forward more than it does backwards. if she was sitting on it the proper way, she wouldnt last as long guarenteed. Kinda lame
With the way she’s sitting, I wouldn’t last long either!!
The reverse cowgirl always get me.
You earned that up vote. Good job.
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To be fair, she also wouldn’t last as long if the operator was trying to knock her off instead of helping her out on a show.
Not sure if this was meant to carry on the Letterkennyness, but i totally read that in Wayne’s voice
So, _Reverse Bullgirl_ position?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
I read in a TIL post from this week that that is untrue. It was explained. All I was able to take away was that it was untrue and that bees aren’t magic. Bit disappointed to tell the truth.
To be faaaaair!
To be Rick Flair!!!
And that kids, is how I met your parents.
A weird story to have met her in the middle of reverse cowgirl!
Take my upvote and fuck off
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
I’m Thinking that isn’t the first time she did reverse cowgirl
Came here for this.
we were all thinking it
She was nutting the cow... right?
No doubt she got jucies on it.
That’s it; I’m leaving Reddit forever.
Delete your account, no balls.
It’s like she’s was born with a bull between her legs
everyone came for this.
Came FROM this
Came because of this
Came to this.
Are you allowed to ride the bull like this? I bet I could do this. Sexy too
Same here, and I'm a man with a bit of a belly. Lol
Seems like she probably works for the bar or something and has time to practice. Then puts on a show. She's definitely had practice considering how easily she flows and sexualizes the ride.
Super hot though
You nailed it. Used to work at a bar with a mechanical Bull. Can confirm we got to practice on slow nights. This chick is one spicy mama though, she’s a cut above the rest on that bull.
That sounds like so much fun!!!
She is literally an ethereal electric livestock goddess.
> ethereal electric livestock goddess.
These specific words in this specific order feels like it has to be a reference or something, but im afraid you may have just come up with that on your own.
It’s my new band name either way
How can you tell? I mean she has a nice body, but for all we can tell her face is 4 pixels.
Late night in a mechanical bull bar, with a nice body and 4 pixel face, putting on that show lands her a solid 12/10.
An excerpt from my upcoming Theory of Late-night Relativity
Same. I'm an older dad but I could make this sexy as well.
Would start with a slight playful flirty smirk then as it does the first 360, my rock hard muscles/fat would jostle as I grip the bull, I would tell the operator to stop.
I would be DRENCHED in hot sweat as I cluch my backside and start complaining about my sciatica
Guaranteed I wouldn't be the only one DRENCHED that night if you know what I mean
that and the stripper flips of her hair....
Yeah, that and the two or three thrusts she did while flipping the hair.... Definitely not complaining though, never wanted to be a mechanical bull so bad.
She definitely got free drinks the rest of the night
Proper correction for sure.
There's an expiration date to those benefits and it comes about 10 years later.
Uh…finds a way
What if she’s still riding to this day?
I mean I can’t be certain that gif wasn’t a loop.
But can she copter?
or Mikoyan MiG-25
This was good, appreciate this people.
She cheatin’ riding backwards! But I don’t think anyone is complaining.
Is she really cheating if we all win though?
I asked her boyfriend. He says it's fine.
All these other comments and I’m sitting over here like... CHEATER!!!!!
LOL, me too. Riding it backwards is a total cheat. the back always rises up so she can just straighten her body. No way she can ride it while sitting in the seat, but her intention is not to ride it properly, it's to make use thing it's sexy.
"it's to make use thing it's sexy."
(Absolutely knew what you meant.)
I thought I was having a stroke.
Plenty of viewers were having a stroke. I might have if I was alone.
This is the best comment, I'm in tears from laughter!
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Pro tip: the bull operator can buck off anyone they want whenever they want. Guess who they keep on for a long time and/or do the quick bouncing motion to a lot.
Yep. I only tried a mechanical bull once. Felt self conscious about it because I’m a big fat guy and it was mostly skinny woman doing it but I always wanted to give it a try so I decided fuck. The operator didn’t make it buck or anything. Just raised the back end up until I was basically looking straight at the ground and slid off the front. Never tried again.
TIL that there’s a bull operator and it’s not just random.
Lol! What a dick! But suppose the bull operator hath spoken.
Well damn I get why they do it but come on it should be fun for everyone.
She also uses the part sticking out as a seat so she cat readjust constantly!
That’s a dildo. Haven’t you seen a Sybian before?
Edit: Sybian autocorrects to “Syrian.”
Still a valid question - have they seen a Syrian before? I need to know!
Any mechanical bull operator can knock anyone off at any time they want. It's entirely up to whether they want to draw a crowd with a hot chick or humiliate some drunk bro.
I've ridden a mechanical bull once. The operator spun it left for \~20 seconds then jerked right and I went flying. I quickly learned that at that bar the bull wasn't for guys to have fun, it was for girls.
Man fuck that ride operator
Forget some punctuation?
That ride-operator: “...”
I want you to know I full on belly-laughed at this. Nicely done.
Oops, you're right. I meant to say
>man-fuck that ride operator
We tried to explain this to my buddy one night but he wouldn’t listen and was sure he would be great at it. The operator turned it up to 11 and my buddy was not great at it
My 22nd birthday a guy friend rode the bull right after seeing my super cute girl roommate successfully ride it - he broke his wrist getting thrown off and we wound up at the ER till well past last call.
I rode a mechanical bull at the county fair a couple years back and lasted about 20 seconds. The operator kept doing small jumps at first while flicking to left and right but realized he wasn’t gonna throw me off so he amped it up a bit until I was thrown over the horns. God getting flipped over hurt but I was a good kinda sore the rest of the night 😜
Just find a gay bar w/ one
Yup. Every bar I’ve been to with one and the operator goes easy on the hot chicks to ogle and bring in people. Most of the time they try and get a titty pop out
Honestly if the ride operator manages that I dont mind the being treated unfairly cuz of my gender
Yeah, i went to beerfest as a kid once (for some reason my dad brought all 3 of us kids) and there was a mechanical bull and it was giving $500 to anyone lasting more than 10 seconds.
The operator bucked every guy off almost instantly but if a girl got on he did this weird humping thing until 8 seconds and knocked her off
Think he fetishized that shit?
His job was mechanical bull operator, if its a career than yeah he probably takes shit wages so he can do that to women. I think it was like 50 bucks to jump on and 500 if you won. Also there was a chick walking around in a dress that showed cleavage and was carrying a shitload of beers and to get one you had to put a 5 in her boobs. Def wasnt a family event but we were in kentucky at the time and my dad is an alcoholic
Damn, that got dark there at the end. I’m sorry for you.
> we were in kentucky
A fate worse than death.
In this video the operator mostly keeps it a consistent tempo. He was working with her not against her.
Also likely an automated programmed routine. Don't nobody throw both arms in the air like that without knowing for a fact they'll still be upright in the next 0.6 seconds.
Yeah same lol like she looks great good for her but in terms of skill she’s literally backwards, this is not next level at all unfortunately
Wait, if you do it backwards it doesn’t dip forward at all
Yeah. Seems like it would be significantly easier backwards.
I don’t know if she was worried about rodeo regulation riding guidelines. I think this ride was more about … ahem… style
SHE’S A PHONY! A GREAT BIG PHONY!
Yeah and the guy behind the controls hasn't even cranked it up to yeeting levels either.
Wait, there is someone controlling this? I always assumed it was a fully automated thing.
These are absolutely controlled. Fat chicks (edit: and guys) get thrown off ASAP. Hot chicks get to stay on longer and entertain the crowd.
I'm a guy, had never been to a country bar, and didn't understand the premise of these. Stupid me thought this was a game to try and beat, not a device allowing women to simulate sex for attention. After seeing the girl in front of me ride it a good few minutes, I'm thinking, "I'm going to crush this game!" The operator bucked me off *hard* in like 10 seconds.
Unless you're at a gay country bar, these things are *not* for men.
WAIT A SECOND. This explains so much.
That's really fucked up putting it that way. They should be used for fun, not some means for casual sexual gratification. It's also not fair that they basically only use them for pretty girls.
Sometimes I hate our society so much. I'm downvoting this submission now lol
Eh sometimes it depends where you are, my local line dance bar had one for quite some time when I first started going. My buddies and our gfs at the time would all give it a go. We were all treated equal, from the fat Hispanic boy who weighed 280 to the petite white 100 lb blonde in the group. Was a blast.
Fat chick here. Can confirm.
this definitely deserves to be posted on reddit, just not here. this chick has attributes though
Yeah. The goal’s not to be badass, it’s to be sexy. And for that, she is
Something something sexual comment.
Here strap me underneath her
Bonk! Go to horny jail
In the honky-tonks and bars I've known well, there were usually a few of the more attractive employees that would be asked to learn/practice the mechanical bull. If things got slow in the place this was a sure fire way to get people going again, and in line to ride the bull.
I read a thing saying that the person operating the bull also went easier on the good looking girls to keep interest up.
This is 100% accurate.
One western bar used to have bikini bull riding contests. The girl who stayed on the longest won $100. Sometimes you don't know the good old days until they are gone.
I never knew until this thread that there was an operator. I guess I just assumed it was programmed or mechanized or whatever. TIL
Yah, I assumed it was random.
Yeah there's basically a guy with a joystick controlling it. I speak from experience, having watched one such guy basically fling my buddy out of the bar within a second of getting on.
Yup. They 100% decide when you're getting off. They can make it exactly as hard as they want it to be
There probably are ones with that feature, but generally you want an operator to hype it up, get people on board, and adjust it to peoples skill level.
Give em more shakes than bucks too. I feel like bull operators have a couple tricks to optimize the appearance.
Yeah, this clip actually goes a bit longer and the operator does exactly that. Just after the above clip cuts, the operator starts jiggling/bouncing the bull to make the rider “twerk” basically.
longer vid, twerk bumps at 3:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCs6QKI7jgo
This is definitely a show and the girl and the operator are working together for this. He’s not trying to throw her off at all, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was something they practiced.
Ya, the hair whip at just the right time is a lil tipoff.
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Not her first time, for sure.
Not Her first Rodeo either!
Not her first time cheating either!
Don't think it's her last either.
I see this a lot in Texas (well used to). It’s hot and everyone enjoys it because the operator is in on it. Then, a guy decked out in Cowboy attire, fit as hell gets on, and that thing becomes a tornado almost immediately.
Yeah, not knocking this person’s riding skills but the operators intentionally go easy on conventionally attractive women. It’s not really a secret, everyone else is also in on it.
Everyone goes easy on attractive women.
Because let’s be honest, women often have it harder. I might go months without receiving a compliment, but I can walk home at night without worrying about creeps perving out over me.
Looks like her toes are locked under that rope.
Oh damn she does have toes! I wasn’t even looking down there!
Who the hell was looking at her toes?! Why??
Hey everyone has something that gets them going who are we to judge 😈
Kink shaming is my kink. Try to shame me with your weird foot fetish.
Because she’s doing it backwards. The bull is designed to throw you forwards which won’t happen here
No, because the operator is barely making it move.
That ain’t the only bull she’s rode if ya get my drift.
I don't. Can you explain further?
She’s got season tickets to the rodeo.
What he's saying is that she must've rode another bull before this one
She’s fucked Denis Rodman
Of course they let this go on too long.
My bro had a strategy to just legit bear hug the mechanical Bull and it was fail safe. The controller guy legit stopped it 5 seconds in and told him to get off for the next person. Lmao
Mechanical bull operators are all the same person I swear. They just yeet everyone in the first 10 seconds until someone they think is hot has a go and all of a sudden, the bull is super gentle and does a lot of bouncing and jiggling, rather than bucking and spinning.
It’s a little bit sad because most of the girls being put on exhibition like this are just trying to have fun like everyone else.
They really need to look into hiring better candidates when recruiting for the role of Mechanical Bull Operator.
That girl gonna marry good
Methinks we don't have the necessary stamina.
I would die trying. The hair swish just works too
They'll need to bury me still smiling.
She's being called dirty homewrecking skank by 95% of women in that room.
Translate to 95% of the men in the room would bang her
I ain't even in the room.
No? If me and my friends were there we'd cheer her on. From my experience, most women are very supportive of each other.
Lmao first of all no. It’s gonna be more like “damn can she teach me?” & “get it, girl.” & “I’m taking notes.” Second of all, if they’re gonna get mad at anyone, it’s gonna be at the spouses who couldn’t stay faithful when this lady isn’t even touching or thinking about them
Lmao more Redditor hypotheticals to get mad at women
As a woman this this just fucking beautiful. We love bombshells to
It's because girl and you know it.
you ride one sybian then think you’re queen of the world 🙄
There are three things you can watch forever: fire, water, and how that girl balancing on the bull
From Canada, I see this at all the country bars and this is probably the least impressive one I’ve seen honestly
i haven’t read the comments but if there is more than 10 creepy ones i’m gonna pet my dog
How to karma farm on reddit 101. Post attractive chick gyrating.
Please elaborate.....slowly....very slowly
reverse cowgirl is undefeated
Knew the comments would be weird
I just know her name is savannah
She doesnt fall because she is doing a reverse cowgirl. Now if she was riding correctly then this would be a diffrent story. I would definitely award this but not when you low key cheat the system
I've never wanted to be a mechanical bull so much.