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This girls balancing skills

This girls balancing skills

AbbreviatedBVH

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


FerMFcillas

And that kids, is how I met your father.


nico_cali

r/samejokebutworse


Capgunkid

Tbf, everytime this video gets posted, the "How I met your mother" line is always posted.


unin5pired

To be faaaaaair.


TheVoiceOfRyan

To beeee faaaaair.


blastanders

Toooooo beeee faaaair


kushbluntlifted

# to be fair, the way shes facing is actually the easier way because the bull tilts forward more than it does backwards. if she was sitting on it the proper way, she wouldnt last as long guarenteed. Kinda lame


HumpDayFTW

With the way she’s sitting, I wouldn’t last long either!!


tryingsomthingnew

The reverse cowgirl always get me.


kurz22

You earned that up vote. Good job.


davewave3283

Heyoooooooo


Zoze13

User name checks out


fricks_and_stones

To be fair, she also wouldn’t last as long if the operator was trying to knock her off instead of helping her out on a show.


SwankyDigs

Not sure if this was meant to carry on the Letterkennyness, but i totally read that in Wayne’s voice


TurnkeyLurker

So, _Reverse Bullgirl_ position?


archerg66

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly


Impossible_Land

I read in a TIL post from this week that that is untrue. It was explained. All I was able to take away was that it was untrue and that bees aren’t magic. Bit disappointed to tell the truth.


FlexingtonIV

To be faaaaair!


attictramp

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


Azclockwork

To be Rick Flair!!!


Unwitnessed

And that kids, is how I met your parents.


made-yu-look

Gigity


onlyupliftingcomment

A weird story to have met her in the middle of reverse cowgirl!


Famous_Amphibian_966

Take my upvote and fuck off


Spiritual-Neck4182

r/angryupvote


Kabc

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".


searanger62

I’m Thinking that isn’t the first time she did reverse cowgirl


OkieBobbie

Came here for this.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Came here


Spacedoc9

Came


TheSkylined

Cum


firemouth55

we were all thinking it


BlueCat_399

She was nutting the cow... right?


Far_Relationship_764

No doubt she got jucies on it.


Parking_Jackfruit

That’s it; I’m leaving Reddit forever.


shewy92

Delete your account, no balls.


kobeflip

It’s like she’s was born with a bull between her legs


Derpaderpplerp

everyone came for this.


samdeltafoxtrot

Came FROM this


whiskeyvacation

Came because of this


yuxique

Came to this.


isthatapecker

Are you allowed to ride the bull like this? I bet I could do this. Sexy too


Ohsnipes

Same here, and I'm a man with a bit of a belly. Lol Seems like she probably works for the bar or something and has time to practice. Then puts on a show. She's definitely had practice considering how easily she flows and sexualizes the ride. Super hot though


funsizekaty

You nailed it. Used to work at a bar with a mechanical Bull. Can confirm we got to practice on slow nights. This chick is one spicy mama though, she’s a cut above the rest on that bull.


liquorandwhores94

That sounds like so much fun!!! She is literally an ethereal electric livestock goddess.


rehabilitated_4chanr

> ethereal electric livestock goddess. These specific words in this specific order feels like it has to be a reference or something, but im afraid you may have just come up with that on your own.


okbutwtflmfao

It’s my new band name either way


odedbe

How can you tell? I mean she has a nice body, but for all we can tell her face is 4 pixels.


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1991CRX

Late night in a mechanical bull bar, with a nice body and 4 pixel face, putting on that show lands her a solid 12/10. An excerpt from my upcoming Theory of Late-night Relativity


superbuttpiss

Same. I'm an older dad but I could make this sexy as well. Would start with a slight playful flirty smirk then as it does the first 360, my rock hard muscles/fat would jostle as I grip the bull, I would tell the operator to stop. I would be DRENCHED in hot sweat as I cluch my backside and start complaining about my sciatica Guaranteed I wouldn't be the only one DRENCHED that night if you know what I mean


motherofspoos

that and the stripper flips of her hair....


Ohsnipes

Yeah, that and the two or three thrusts she did while flipping the hair.... Definitely not complaining though, never wanted to be a mechanical bull so bad.


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spicybrownmustard1

Came


SithGodSaint

Caming now


Suitable_Challenge_9

Came again


mythic-styx

She definitely got free drinks the rest of the night


Magister1995

Life...


Angellas

Proper correction for sure.


Leche__

There's an expiration date to those benefits and it comes about 10 years later.


crunchytech413

Uh…finds a way


Cody610

What if she’s still riding to this day? I mean I can’t be certain that gif wasn’t a loop.


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snksleepy

But can she copter?


gtaguy75

Or spitfire


555seanc555

or Mikoyan MiG-25


mulchmuffin

This was good, appreciate this people.


onlyupliftingcomment

She cheatin’ riding backwards! But I don’t think anyone is complaining.


BumpyMcBumpers

Is she really cheating if we all win though?


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BumpyMcBumpers

I asked her boyfriend. He says it's fine.


relax-and-enjoy-life

All these other comments and I’m sitting over here like... CHEATER!!!!!


ClownfishSoup

LOL, me too. Riding it backwards is a total cheat. the back always rises up so she can just straighten her body. No way she can ride it while sitting in the seat, but her intention is not to ride it properly, it's to make use thing it's sexy.


GingerMau

"it's to make use thing it's sexy." (Absolutely knew what you meant.)


themilkyone

I thought I was having a stroke.


Pillar67

Plenty of viewers were having a stroke. I might have if I was alone.


DrewBirdBlue

This is the best comment, I'm in tears from laughter!


Tzayad

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?


IDoThingsOnWhims

Pro tip: the bull operator can buck off anyone they want whenever they want. Guess who they keep on for a long time and/or do the quick bouncing motion to a lot.


joeyl1990

Yep. I only tried a mechanical bull once. Felt self conscious about it because I’m a big fat guy and it was mostly skinny woman doing it but I always wanted to give it a try so I decided fuck. The operator didn’t make it buck or anything. Just raised the back end up until I was basically looking straight at the ground and slid off the front. Never tried again.


Jormungandragon

TIL that there’s a bull operator and it’s not just random.


Routine_Stay9313

Lol! What a dick! But suppose the bull operator hath spoken.


HertzDonut1001

Well damn I get why they do it but come on it should be fun for everyone.


Petite_Tsunami

She also uses the part sticking out as a seat so she cat readjust constantly!


jumbomingus

That’s a dildo. Haven’t you seen a Sybian before? Edit: Sybian autocorrects to “Syrian.”


BreweryBuddha

Sybian mate.


FowlOnTheHill

Still a valid question - have they seen a Syrian before? I need to know!


sixwax

Great success!


LuminaL_IV

Very nice!


jpritchard

Any mechanical bull operator can knock anyone off at any time they want. It's entirely up to whether they want to draw a crowd with a hot chick or humiliate some drunk bro.


VeriTota

I've ridden a mechanical bull once. The operator spun it left for \~20 seconds then jerked right and I went flying. I quickly learned that at that bar the bull wasn't for guys to have fun, it was for girls.


donotread123

Man fuck that ride operator


groovel76

Forget some punctuation?


Martian_Xenophile

Man: “Fuck!” That ride-operator: “...”


crippledgiants

I want you to know I full on belly-laughed at this. Nicely done.


donotread123

Oops, you're right. I meant to say >man-fuck that ride operator


groovel76

👍


MaxPower637

We tried to explain this to my buddy one night but he wouldn’t listen and was sure he would be great at it. The operator turned it up to 11 and my buddy was not great at it


Blindtothesided

My 22nd birthday a guy friend rode the bull right after seeing my super cute girl roommate successfully ride it - he broke his wrist getting thrown off and we wound up at the ER till well past last call.


cecicoot

I rode a mechanical bull at the county fair a couple years back and lasted about 20 seconds. The operator kept doing small jumps at first while flicking to left and right but realized he wasn’t gonna throw me off so he amped it up a bit until I was thrown over the horns. God getting flipped over hurt but I was a good kinda sore the rest of the night 😜


chknparmstrong

Just find a gay bar w/ one


TheFlyingSheeps

Yup. Every bar I’ve been to with one and the operator goes easy on the hot chicks to ogle and bring in people. Most of the time they try and get a titty pop out


SimpanLimpan1337

Honestly if the ride operator manages that I dont mind the being treated unfairly cuz of my gender


AutomaticRisk3464

Yeah, i went to beerfest as a kid once (for some reason my dad brought all 3 of us kids) and there was a mechanical bull and it was giving $500 to anyone lasting more than 10 seconds. The operator bucked every guy off almost instantly but if a girl got on he did this weird humping thing until 8 seconds and knocked her off


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Think he fetishized that shit?


AutomaticRisk3464

His job was mechanical bull operator, if its a career than yeah he probably takes shit wages so he can do that to women. I think it was like 50 bucks to jump on and 500 if you won. Also there was a chick walking around in a dress that showed cleavage and was carrying a shitload of beers and to get one you had to put a 5 in her boobs. Def wasnt a family event but we were in kentucky at the time and my dad is an alcoholic


qning

Damn, that got dark there at the end. I’m sorry for you. > we were in kentucky


Walkerg2011

A fate worse than death.


Faceofquestions

In this video the operator mostly keeps it a consistent tempo. He was working with her not against her.


superiorinferiority

Also likely an automated programmed routine. Don't nobody throw both arms in the air like that without knowing for a fact they'll still be upright in the next 0.6 seconds.


-ElfUnstoppable-

Yeah same lol like she looks great good for her but in terms of skill she’s literally backwards, this is not next level at all unfortunately


Creepy_Relationship1

Wait, if you do it backwards it doesn’t dip forward at all


Giosue08

Yeah. Seems like it would be significantly easier backwards.


xxxsylviawrathxxx

I don’t know if she was worried about rodeo regulation riding guidelines. I think this ride was more about … ahem… style


Creepy_Relationship1

SHE’S A PHONY! A GREAT BIG PHONY!


reddituseranyonymous

A PHHHHHOOOONYY!


Pegasus_Farts

Yeah and the guy behind the controls hasn't even cranked it up to yeeting levels either.


irrational_design

Wait, there is someone controlling this? I always assumed it was a fully automated thing.


MarcBulldog88

These are absolutely controlled. Fat chicks (edit: and guys) get thrown off ASAP. Hot chicks get to stay on longer and entertain the crowd.


AnExpertInThisField

I'm a guy, had never been to a country bar, and didn't understand the premise of these. Stupid me thought this was a game to try and beat, not a device allowing women to simulate sex for attention. After seeing the girl in front of me ride it a good few minutes, I'm thinking, "I'm going to crush this game!" The operator bucked me off *hard* in like 10 seconds. Unless you're at a gay country bar, these things are *not* for men.


CarlSagan4Ever

WAIT A SECOND. This explains so much.


cmVkZGl0

That's really fucked up putting it that way. They should be used for fun, not some means for casual sexual gratification. It's also not fair that they basically only use them for pretty girls. Sometimes I hate our society so much. I'm downvoting this submission now lol


Glugnarr

Eh sometimes it depends where you are, my local line dance bar had one for quite some time when I first started going. My buddies and our gfs at the time would all give it a go. We were all treated equal, from the fat Hispanic boy who weighed 280 to the petite white 100 lb blonde in the group. Was a blast.


PinkUnicornTARDIS

Fat chick here. Can confirm.


jeegte12

this definitely deserves to be posted on reddit, just not here. this chick has attributes though


angelv11

Yeah. The goal’s not to be badass, it’s to be sexy. And for that, she is


King_Jezzzebleluukyn

Something something sexual comment.


plolops

Here strap me underneath her


Jedi_Master_Shrek

Bonk! Go to horny jail


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

In the honky-tonks and bars I've known well, there were usually a few of the more attractive employees that would be asked to learn/practice the mechanical bull. If things got slow in the place this was a sure fire way to get people going again, and in line to ride the bull.


MissBandersnatch2U

I read a thing saying that the person operating the bull also went easier on the good looking girls to keep interest up.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

This is 100% accurate.


Aggressive_Floor2545

One western bar used to have bikini bull riding contests. The girl who stayed on the longest won $100. Sometimes you don't know the good old days until they are gone.


majbumper

I never knew until this thread that there was an operator. I guess I just assumed it was programmed or mechanized or whatever. TIL


Tribblehappy

Yah, I assumed it was random.


wagon_ear

Yeah there's basically a guy with a joystick controlling it. I speak from experience, having watched one such guy basically fling my buddy out of the bar within a second of getting on.


LordDongler

Yup. They 100% decide when you're getting off. They can make it exactly as hard as they want it to be


Supersnazz

There probably are ones with that feature, but generally you want an operator to hype it up, get people on board, and adjust it to peoples skill level.


NorthernBaskets

*peoples attractiveness


LucidiK

Give em more shakes than bucks too. I feel like bull operators have a couple tricks to optimize the appearance.


T_Rex_Flex

Yeah, this clip actually goes a bit longer and the operator does exactly that. Just after the above clip cuts, the operator starts jiggling/bouncing the bull to make the rider “twerk” basically.


triplegerms

longer vid, twerk bumps at 3:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCs6QKI7jgo


castleaagh

This is definitely a show and the girl and the operator are working together for this. He’s not trying to throw her off at all, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was something they practiced.


Hwy89

Ya, the hair whip at just the right time is a lil tipoff.


elSpanielo

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk


Crowley357

Not her first time, for sure.


spideroger

Not Her first Rodeo either!


Graapn

Not her first time cheating either!


reddituseranyonymous

Don't think it's her last either.


ethylalcohoe

I see this a lot in Texas (well used to). It’s hot and everyone enjoys it because the operator is in on it. Then, a guy decked out in Cowboy attire, fit as hell gets on, and that thing becomes a tornado almost immediately.


bokan

Yeah, not knocking this person’s riding skills but the operators intentionally go easy on conventionally attractive women. It’s not really a secret, everyone else is also in on it.


38B0DE

Everyone goes easy on attractive women.


Dick_Dong_Long_Dong

Because let’s be honest, women often have it harder. I might go months without receiving a compliment, but I can walk home at night without worrying about creeps perving out over me.


Unlikely-Goose-6494

Looks like her toes are locked under that rope.


cracker707

Oh damn she does have toes! I wasn’t even looking down there!


OwnPicture669

Who the hell was looking at her toes?! Why??


timmayOU

Hey everyone has something that gets them going who are we to judge 😈


drayray98

Kink shaming is my kink. Try to shame me with your weird foot fetish.


ImpressiveFarts

Because she’s doing it backwards. The bull is designed to throw you forwards which won’t happen here


Pandamana

No, because the operator is barely making it move.


Karl_with_a_C

it's both.


popularmagnificence

That ain’t the only bull she’s rode if ya get my drift.


soundwave75

I don't. Can you explain further?


jonp1

She’s got season tickets to the rodeo.


younzss

What he's saying is that she must've rode another bull before this one


nbowman93

She’s fucked Denis Rodman


PositiveDonut1

Of course they let this go on too long. My bro had a strategy to just legit bear hug the mechanical Bull and it was fail safe. The controller guy legit stopped it 5 seconds in and told him to get off for the next person. Lmao


T_Rex_Flex

Mechanical bull operators are all the same person I swear. They just yeet everyone in the first 10 seconds until someone they think is hot has a go and all of a sudden, the bull is super gentle and does a lot of bouncing and jiggling, rather than bucking and spinning. It’s a little bit sad because most of the girls being put on exhibition like this are just trying to have fun like everyone else.


PackYrSuitcases

They really need to look into hiring better candidates when recruiting for the role of Mechanical Bull Operator.


magicfingers73

That girl gonna marry good


Crowley357

Methinks we don't have the necessary stamina.


magicfingers73

I would die trying. The hair swish just works too


Crowley357

They'll need to bury me still smiling.


eblack4012

She's being called dirty homewrecking skank by 95% of women in that room.


snksleepy

Translate to 95% of the men in the room would bang her


reddituseranyonymous

I ain't even in the room.


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CluelessPresident

No? If me and my friends were there we'd cheer her on. From my experience, most women are very supportive of each other.


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Lmao first of all no. It’s gonna be more like “damn can she teach me?” & “get it, girl.” & “I’m taking notes.” Second of all, if they’re gonna get mad at anyone, it’s gonna be at the spouses who couldn’t stay faithful when this lady isn’t even touching or thinking about them


Kenmore1414

Lmao more Redditor hypotheticals to get mad at women


EcoGreenFish

As a woman this this just fucking beautiful. We love bombshells to


ThatJamie999

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


klem18

It's because girl and you know it.


highjaws1

you ride one sybian then think you’re queen of the world 🙄


cultivatedpeter8562

There are three things you can watch forever: fire, water, and how that girl balancing on the bull


Jtherrien12

From Canada, I see this at all the country bars and this is probably the least impressive one I’ve seen honestly


youbsolutefool

i haven’t read the comments but if there is more than 10 creepy ones i’m gonna pet my dog


lucrativetoiletsale

How to karma farm on reddit 101. Post attractive chick gyrating.


2black-and-white4u

Please elaborate.....slowly....very slowly


SmartBed

reverse cowgirl is undefeated


yoboyderon

Knew the comments would be weird


gunnerb01

I just know her name is savannah


Callamy


JJortZ

She doesnt fall because she is doing a reverse cowgirl. Now if she was riding correctly then this would be a diffrent story. I would definitely award this but not when you low key cheat the system


OhRiLee

I've never wanted to be a mechanical bull so much.


ppppie_

so dumb