Not like the other programmers
By - Popppopoooo
Don't you love how "teenagers nowadays" stays almost exactly the same from generation to generation?
every new generation the older generations always say “women/ men aren’t like how they used to be” “kids nowadays”. it’s the same things every 5-10 years
the funny part is that in america, teens are less likely to be drinking, smoking, pregnant or using drugs than they were 20 years ago. they’re more risk averse, in addition to other factors. in the meantime STEM is being pushed in school. this guy’s less unique than he’d like to be.
I'm thinking it's actually a woman due to the "pregnant" comment... Unless it's a trans man?
I was thinking it was more of an incel-ish statement.
Transmen can already become pregnant now ?!
If they haven't transitioned or anything like that, then yeah. You'd be hard pressed to find a trans man that wants to get pregnant, but they theoretically could
I’ve seen a few seahorse dads on tiktok, you’d be surprised
No I think he meant trans male to female. Which they cannot give birth yet.
...theoretically in the future they could be able to get uterus transplants and give birth that way
I'm different, I'm doing both.
Every software dev I know drinks , smokes and consumes drugs at a rate that would impress charlie sheen
ever tried to write python while tripping acid? it's like teaching a horse to fix a car
I’ve successfully written some c++ of a tab or two
You're goddamn right
You’re pretty cool
In a "Holy shit I can't do this, what the fuck are my hands" way or in a "Holy shit did I just taught that horse how to fix a car?" way? Cause I had both types of experience with acid, but I don't know Python.
well i don’t microdose so it was more like “holy fucking shit why can i smell the letters and numbers on my screen”
If I was into psychs back when I tried learning Python (the hard way) I probably would have been more successful, honestly. Then again, knowing me, I probably would have carelessly smoked some weed and been FUBAR.
I just spit out my water everywhere
The rate at which I consume pharmaceutical amphetamines and macro/microdoses of magic mushrooms is essential to my process, and I ask for your full support and prayers through this next sprint 🙏
May the burn down charts ever be in your favor
It would have been if it's not for some crack head adding to scope in mid sprint
We gotta somehow debug that spaghetti
Came here to say this, haha! I'm in school for programming and these people ain't no goody2shoes just because they're into software development
Your comment confuses me. You’re a programmer and yet you say “ these people “ excluding yourself and you agree programmers aren’t goody2shoes and generalize them in the same statement
I'm not TECHNICALLY a programmer yet, I'm in school for it? Like my post said!
but do they pregnant?
how is babby formed?
wemen be impregragant?
Hey, when you've been trying to make your damn program compile for the 100th time today only to find your issue you spent HOURS trying to solve was accidentally forgetting a ) somewhere, you'd drown your sorrows in copious amounts of booze, too.
Especially if there underage
I am forcibly removed from the software development classs
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Can confirm, software engineer that does lots of acid and smokes too much weed unfortunately.
Marijuana and programming is actually great combination
Right? I can’t program unless I am a little buzzed
Programmers do sooooooo much drugs.
Its one of the druggiest professions out there. Everyone's trying to get fucking adderall and cocaine. How the hell else do you really expect to keep up with such a demanding industry?
"I'm not like other girls...because I'm an artificial intelligence."
So... coding is the best birth control method?
Right after crocs
Idk, I'm into crocs
You’re not wrong.
Lmao Ive seen some code like “you were definitely on some kind of crack keeping up with this”
“Whoever wrote this needs to use less drugs. Or maybe more drugs. Idk, but this is a dumpster fire.” - Every code jockey I’ve ever met, at some point.
Data structures in Java are worse for your health than any type of drug.
Come on guys lets us prove the time complexity of the quick sort sort algorithm.
Why not both :(
im not like the other programmers B)
Cause i cant program for shit
The secret to programming is to only actually do about 10% of the legwork. The rest is just copy pasting what other people have already done online and smoking a bowl while doing it
Where’s the obligatory “WE ARE NOT THE SAME SIS 😂”?
Okay but, why are the icons for drinking, smoking, pregnant, and drugs in order, but the programming icons are not?
Because jyton and cyton is a thing?
You mean Jython and Cython? Their icons aren't here, nor are they listed.
Came here to point that out
Java..? Now, where have I heard of that name before...
Someone jog my memory, I forgot.
Caffeine is a drug, so Java is bad for you
No but... Well it's just... It's not really... Ok you win
Well I cry and smoke every time my code doesn’t work and it’s already 5am so joke’s on you, I got the best of both worlds
I would rather take drugs than learn to program honestly.
Don't worry, you can do both, and being a mediocre programmer will make you enough money to easily afford the drugs.
I would rather taketh drugs than learneth to program in earnest
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who even uses java these days?
Yeah... No. Python might be good for learning, the basic programming principles. But still I wouldn't suggest it to anybody. Apps in python are hard to maintain, I don't like Java, (in my opinion C# is the most advanced objective programming language) but I'd still suggest Java over Python to get into real programming, were the code is easier to maintain.
Let me guess "but you can do everything in python so anything else is useless" ?
i learnt it because of Minecraft modding
I do, because I enjoy the paaain
That meme has a nice rythm
Software people don't get pregnant, why did no one tell me •_•
you like chris Hemsworth? honey i like XÆA-XII, we're not the same 🤖💅
Why not both?
Bruh most programmers smoke like a chimney and drink a lot, at least in my workplace
Im pretty sure i only met like 3 girls who got pregnant as a teenager. And i went to 4 different highschools so i kinda got a big sample size.
Python i can excuse (gotta start somewhere) C++ makes me want to marry them, but Java created an itch in the back of my throat that only a revolver can scratch, how does your language have an inbuilt garbage collector but it somehow left your garbage personality intact??
now what is this comparison hahaha
I'm trying to remember the last time i had sex or smoked hold on
I’m a girl in CS though and I do 3/4 of the first part (not pregnant) because it’s how I stay sane through everything
You: python, Java, C++, Graphic desing is my passion
Lol this was me in high school. I don’t remember how many girls wanted to go into CS or something in the engineering field after graduation. I honestly thought I unique because I graduated with a degree in CS from college. So I guess in a way I was ‘not like other girls.’ 🤣
Bro, this was made by Python themselves
They forgot BASIC.
What a boring teenager, imagine learning java and not c#
Yeah try being 16 in 1998 kiddo. This ain’t new. 😂
Python 3? Python 3 has been out since 2008. Python 3 is just Python now.
She forgot to add Fapping
I destroy myself but dont get high at least
i don’t know a single programmer that doesn’t drink smoke or do drugs. do you KNOW how infuriating coding is?
Well one of these people had more fun in college
If I was smarter I’d do all of them.
I dunno, those other kids sound a lot more fun
I love how the image for pregnancy is an image of the last time for about 9 months that they won’t be pregnant.
wELl gUeSs i'M diFfERenT nOw
- charge phone
- eat hot chip
That's oddly poetic.
Drinking, smoking, pregnant, drugs/Python, Java, C++
I want two grams of C++ please
Lmao I do both like al the other kids in my class
I am a teen and I don’t do these at all. Remain pure
She’s either asexual-aromantic or straight/lesbian/bi but SourGrapes tsk tsk tsk
I do all those things except pregnant. Haha noobs
It’s smoking, drinking, drugs then pregnant... all in the same night.
And you think you're better? C++ is a hell of a drug.
Lol I was a full time software engineer for a while. And we all did copious amounts of drugs.
why would you learn C++, python, AND Java at the same time? lmao
Just proves how boring she is.
I do all the things in the top category (except being pregnant) and I'm also doing an IT course.. I think I'm gonna have an identity crisis 😰
They don't do Lua? :(
Doing python might actually be worse than drugs
Stay with C++ kids!
Minus the pregnant the first one sounds better.
is anybody else wondering why the word teenager is two different colors?
jokes on you, I inject while programming...in html
Does this person not think drugs and teen pregnancy were a thing in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s? Have they never seen an After-school special or Degrassi?
Why is this post so hard to look at? My guess is the colours.