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Not like the other programmers

Not like the other programmers

Swarzsinne

Don't you love how "teenagers nowadays" stays almost exactly the same from generation to generation?


bet4xx

every new generation the older generations always say “women/ men aren’t like how they used to be” “kids nowadays”. it’s the same things every 5-10 years


AnnaTheBabe

Exactly


nonsequitureditor

the funny part is that in america, teens are less likely to be drinking, smoking, pregnant or using drugs than they were 20 years ago. they’re more risk averse, in addition to other factors. in the meantime STEM is being pushed in school. this guy’s less unique than he’d like to be.


katekuehl

I'm thinking it's actually a woman due to the "pregnant" comment... Unless it's a trans man?


Swarzsinne

I was thinking it was more of an incel-ish statement.


EldonMaguan

Transmen can already become pregnant now ?!


fritchi

If they haven't transitioned or anything like that, then yeah. You'd be hard pressed to find a trans man that wants to get pregnant, but they theoretically could


nonsequitureditor

I’ve seen a few seahorse dads on tiktok, you’d be surprised


EpickGamer50

No I think he meant trans male to female. Which they cannot give birth yet.


nonsequitureditor

...theoretically in the future they could be able to get uterus transplants and give birth that way


TheTrueBidoof

I'm different, I'm doing both.


PaddyLostyPintman

Every software dev I know drinks , smokes and consumes drugs at a rate that would impress charlie sheen


ginger_fizwae_reddit

ever tried to write python while tripping acid? it's like teaching a horse to fix a car


chababster

I’ve successfully written some c++ of a tab or two


prashant13b

I don't do javascript without weed


apaarmathur17

i don't think it's possible to do javascript without weed


idkiminsecure

You're goddamn right


cuntscab69

You’re pretty cool


BrenoHMS

In a "Holy shit I can't do this, what the fuck are my hands" way or in a "Holy shit did I just taught that horse how to fix a car?" way? Cause I had both types of experience with acid, but I don't know Python.


ginger_fizwae_reddit

well i don’t microdose so it was more like “holy fucking shit why can i smell the letters and numbers on my screen”


HaybeeJaybee

If I was into psychs back when I tried learning Python (the hard way) I probably would have been more successful, honestly. Then again, knowing me, I probably would have carelessly smoked some weed and been FUBAR.


[deleted]

I just spit out my water everywhere


16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

The rate at which I consume pharmaceutical amphetamines and macro/microdoses of magic mushrooms is essential to my process, and I ask for your full support and prayers through this next sprint 🙏


KiltroTech

May the burn down charts ever be in your favor


prashant13b

It would have been if it's not for some crack head adding to scope in mid sprint


Anregni

We gotta somehow debug that spaghetti


bxsakura

Came here to say this, haha! I'm in school for programming and these people ain't no goody2shoes just because they're into software development


maebe30

Your comment confuses me. You’re a programmer and yet you say “ these people “ excluding yourself and you agree programmers aren’t goody2shoes and generalize them in the same statement


bxsakura

I'm not TECHNICALLY a programmer yet, I'm in school for it? Like my post said!


ItIsTodayOutside

but do they pregnant?


mangophilia

how is babby formed?


lwb699

wemen be impregragant?


DelightfulRainbow205

Woman pregert???!!?


ThyNameIsP

Hey, when you've been trying to make your damn program compile for the 100th time today only to find your issue you spent HOURS trying to solve was accidentally forgetting a ) somewhere, you'd drown your sorrows in copious amounts of booze, too.


Aboomerdied

Not all of them

Especially if there underage


TheTrueBidoof


idkiminsecure

```

my first day of the software development class

p{ color :"Magenta"; font-family:"Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 50px }

I am forcibly removed from the software development classs

```


Aboomerdied

cool

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Aboomerdied

STFU


zeroviral

Can confirm, software engineer that does lots of acid and smokes too much weed unfortunately.


BigBobPataki87

Marijuana and programming is actually great combination


Cheesehacker

Right? I can’t program unless I am a little buzzed


aesthesia1

Programmers do sooooooo much drugs. Its one of the druggiest professions out there. Everyone's trying to get fucking adderall and cocaine. How the hell else do you really expect to keep up with such a demanding industry?


Chocobochokeslam

"I'm not like other girls...because I'm an artificial intelligence."


JustAlex1177

So... coding is the best birth control method?


RenaTheHyena

Right after crocs


TwoPercentCherry

Idk, I'm into crocs


Z-Zanimuri

Huh...??


Aboomerdied

imagine


JustAlex1177

You’re not wrong.


Shitmusicmaker_pa

Lmao Ive seen some code like “you were definitely on some kind of crack keeping up with this”


EatsCrackers

“Whoever wrote this needs to use less drugs. Or maybe more drugs. Idk, but this is a dumpster fire.” - Every code jockey I’ve ever met, at some point.


dragodlxe

Data structures in Java are worse for your health than any type of drug.


TheTrueBidoof

Come on guys lets us prove the time complexity of the quick sort sort algorithm.


ImNotARoach

Why not both :(


Aboomerdied

No Remain Pure


ImNotARoach

Too late


Pingasterix

im not like the other programmers B) ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Cause i cant program for shit


werdna570

The secret to programming is to only actually do about 10% of the legwork. The rest is just copy pasting what other people have already done online and smoking a bowl while doing it


Aboomerdied

B))))))))))


adamfrom1980s

Where’s the obligatory “WE ARE NOT THE SAME SIS 😂”?


ryckae

Okay but, why are the icons for drinking, smoking, pregnant, and drugs in order, but the programming icons are not?


KiltroTech

Because jyton and cyton is a thing?


ryckae

You mean Jython and Cython? Their icons aren't here, nor are they listed.


AnIndecisiveOrange

Came here to point that out


PuzzleheadSushi

Java..? Now, where have I heard of that name before... Someone jog my memory, I forgot.


RunInRunOn

Caffeine is a drug, so Java is bad for you


NawdWasTaken

No but... Well it's just... It's not really... Ok you win


CthulhusKitten

Well I cry and smoke every time my code doesn’t work and it’s already 5am so joke’s on you, I got the best of both worlds


Perhapsoneday1

I would rather take drugs than learn to program honestly.


BakesThings

Don't worry, you can do both, and being a mediocre programmer will make you enough money to easily afford the drugs.


Shakespeare-Bot

I would rather taketh drugs than learneth to program in earnest *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Aboomerdied

sorry what


HoTChOcLa1E

who even uses java these days?


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ItsAMeTribial

Yeah... No. Python might be good for learning, the basic programming principles. But still I wouldn't suggest it to anybody. Apps in python are hard to maintain, I don't like Java, (in my opinion C# is the most advanced objective programming language) but I'd still suggest Java over Python to get into real programming, were the code is easier to maintain.


AnIndecisiveOrange

Every language has it's own advantages for certain usecases, and there isn't really a thing like "the most advanced" OOP language, and if there was, C++ is generally considered more difficult/advanced. For big data i'd choose python over Java, and for performance i would choose C++ over Python, for website backend i'd choose JavaScript/TypeScript over C++, etc... I don't know what the original comment said, but python is (as you call it) "real" programming. It might be easy to get into, but like every language it has it's uses, and i'd definitely not use Java over Python for every occasion.


Javascript_above_all

Let me guess "but you can do everything in python so anything else is useless" ?


apaarmathur17

i learnt it because of Minecraft modding


Pretend_Coat

I do, because I enjoy the paaain


Aboomerdied

Me


lostNtranslated

That meme has a nice rythm


Kooky-Holiday-8077

Software people don't get pregnant, why did no one tell me •_•


CircesBird

you like chris Hemsworth? honey i like XÆA-XII, we're not the same 🤖💅


HelpfulMuffin

Why not both?


LaReinaAzul

Bruh most programmers smoke like a chimney and drink a lot, at least in my workplace


cringy_pete

Im pretty sure i only met like 3 girls who got pregnant as a teenager. And i went to 4 different highschools so i kinda got a big sample size.


idkiminsecure

Python i can excuse (gotta start somewhere) C++ makes me want to marry them, but Java created an itch in the back of my throat that only a revolver can scratch, how does your language have an inbuilt garbage collector but it somehow left your garbage personality intact??


seawitchlife

now what is this comparison hahaha


CnowFlake

I'm trying to remember the last time i had sex or smoked hold on


MyStarrySpace

I’m a girl in CS though and I do 3/4 of the first part (not pregnant) because it’s how I stay sane through everything


C137Ivy

You: python, Java, C++, Graphic desing is my passion


eniripsa_jax

Lol this was me in high school. I don’t remember how many girls wanted to go into CS or something in the engineering field after graduation. I honestly thought I unique because I graduated with a degree in CS from college. So I guess in a way I was ‘not like other girls.’ 🤣


Silent_Start_7036

Based


bambiartistic

Bro, this was made by Python themselves


Polarbear-The-Furry

They forgot BASIC.


Megumin_Hydro

What a boring teenager, imagine learning java and not c#


NfamousKaye

Yeah try being 16 in 1998 kiddo. This ain’t new. 😂


update_your_itunes

Python 3? Python 3 has been out since 2008. Python 3 is just Python now.


Pilotboi

She forgot to add Fapping


St34m9unk

I destroy myself but dont get high at least


AlternianTime

i don’t know a single programmer that doesn’t drink smoke or do drugs. do you KNOW how infuriating coding is?


ivyfromtheblaklagoon

Why not both?


SpaceS4t4n

Well one of these people had more fun in college


UpstairsTemperature5

DRUGS!


Ten-The-master

If I was smarter I’d do all of them.


DomDeluisArmpitChild

I dunno, those other kids sound a lot more fun


[deleted]

teenAGER ...why?


[deleted]

teenAGER why?


Awobbie

I love how the image for pregnancy is an image of the last time for about 9 months that they won’t be pregnant.


DaGirlWhoLikesMha

wELl gUeSs i'M diFfERenT nOw


Chibi_Ayano

Why not both?


z0e_G

Me: - charge phone - eat hot chip - lie


TypewriterInk57

That's oddly poetic. Drinking, smoking, pregnant, drugs/Python, Java, C++


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

I want two grams of C++ please


DahliavN

Lmao I do both like al the other kids in my class


N_a_C_l

I am a teen and I don’t do these at all. Remain pure


EldonMaguan

She’s either asexual-aromantic or straight/lesbian/bi but SourGrapes tsk tsk tsk


picklespicelatte

pregnant


Stasio300

I do all those things except pregnant. Haha noobs


SallyKhunt

It’s smoking, drinking, drugs then pregnant... all in the same night.


RepulsiveSheep

And you think you're better? C++ is a hell of a drug.


jcarter1105

Lol I was a full time software engineer for a while. And we all did copious amounts of drugs.


mademoiselleputte

why would you learn C++, python, AND Java at the same time? lmao


ion_wan_2g2_school

Just proves how boring she is.


shingucci69

I do all the things in the top category (except being pregnant) and I'm also doing an IT course.. I think I'm gonna have an identity crisis 😰


frenchxt0ast

They don't do Lua? :(


denorine-discord

Doing python might actually be worse than drugs Stay with C++ kids!


lavajelly

Minus the pregnant the first one sounds better.


stickypinkbandaid

is anybody else wondering why the word teenager is two different colors?


ntrxdesign

jokes on you, I inject while programming...in html


Alive_Butterscotch33

Does this person not think drugs and teen pregnancy were a thing in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and 2000s? Have they never seen an After-school special or Degrassi?


sofie307

Why is this post so hard to look at? My guess is the colours.