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Female Fox News Host Starter Pack

Female Fox News Host Starter Pack

FremdShaman23

They all look like they want to sell me a house in Scottsdale, AZ.


leopardnation10

Grew up in AZ. This is very accurate.


mcpat21

Karen Motherland


Raad_ELETE

Karens United


dahjay

They "all"? I only see one person in those pictures.


Fuxk1zYq

actually there's more then one, appears to be four people


from_dust

Legit, I have no idea if any one person is represented more than once in that image. FOX has a type, that's for sure.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Obese, old men like to be told how smart and right they are for being Republicans by hot, younger, blonde women. The average Fox News viewer is around 69-70 years old.


johnnybiggles

It sure isn't black or Hispanic women, apparently.


hunnyflash

It could be a black or hispanic woman, once in a while, but only if she has the same Karen hair cut and wears a tight blue dress with stiletto heels.


saltymotherfker

"See? fox news is DIVERSE!"


camander321

Or anyone who could be mistaken for black or hispanic


MechanizedProduction

aggressively white


AGallonOfKY

Aggressively Aryan. Hitler would be proud.


DamnZodiak

Aryan is/was actually used as a self-designation by speakers of Indo-Iranian languages. The Nazis just stole it, like everything else.


Odd_Local8434

Fascists invent nothing except new ways to cause harm.


essickmay

International theft has been the European MO since at least the Roman Empire. There’s not a stone or speck of gold on the whole resource-light continent that wasn’t washed in the blood of others. All of those pretty buildings filled with interesting things were built by conquest, colonialism, and wholescale theft. Sometimes it’s called business, other times it’s simply “we’re just going to ignore you and not give you your shit back” because we’re the good guys. Edit: *ostensibly* and *self-anointed* good guys.


Sparky400Hz

Thats the same person running back and forth really really fast


The_pun_fart

Could just rename it the Aryan Broadcasting Network.


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elinordash

The women in the photo above aren't all Fox News anchors. Ivanka and Tiffany Trump are obvious non-anchors, but I think there may be a couple of others.


regoapps

So not all of them are blonde, but 14 are blonde vs 12 aren't. Interesting, because: Only 2 percent of the world's population has naturally blond hair. If you narrow your sample to white people in the United States, that percentage goes up, but only to 5 percent. Also interesting is that this is happening in other female leadership positions. More than a third of female senators--35 percent--are blonde. And though the sample size for female CEOs of S&P 500 companies is admittedly small, 48 percent--nearly half--are blonde. But it's noteworthy that this strong preference for blond hair doesn't extend to male leaders. For example, only 2 percent of male CEOs in the S&P 500 are blond. Nor does it extend to successful women in nonleadership roles--except, obviously, in entertainment.


elinordash

It is pretty common to dye your hair. And once you have a significant amount of grey, blonde is lower upkeep than brunette because you can stretch the time between dye jobs. I'm not saying that is the only reason there are so many prominent blonde women, but I am sure it plays a role.


RickardHenryLee

I think it's also worth noting that pretty much ANY adult you see with blond/blonde hair has probably dyed it - it is pretty rare to be naturally blonde as a grownup.


posts_while_naked

> I think it's also worth noting that pretty much ANY adult you see with blond/blonde hair has probably dyed it - it is pretty rare to be naturally blonde as a grownup. Yeah. I'm Swedish (not blond) and can confidently say that actual flaxen hair in adults is rare here. Most ethnic scandinavians have blond hair as kids, but it darkens to shades of light brown, rat's fur, and other shades of brown. The majority of blonde adult women here dye their hair. In fact, I believe it was the ancient greeks who used to describe the paler northern europeans as having light brown hair in adulthood, but for their kids the word they used was the same as that of elderly people (white) as greeks didn't have a proper word for true yellow blond hair.


Prysorra2

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlondeRepublicanSexKitten TVTropes link!


WintersMoonLight

ah TVTropes, the ol' rabbit-hole strikes again.


Poptartlivesmatter

The amount of hours I've sunk into TV tropes is embarrassing


nbvcxwkjhgfd

They all look like victims from the same serial killer.


jeesuspieces

Rupert Murdoch?


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BobTheBobbyBobber

>Scottsdale, AZ r/oddlyspecific


Tripted

[Google images confirms](https://www.google.com/search?q=Scottsdale+realtor&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj43PSxgZjxAhV1dc0KHQOVBTYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=618)


JollyRancher29

Holy shit lmao


zb0t1

/u/FremdShaman23 didn't throw some random area, he really meant it damnnn I'm impressed lmao


Drumsticksboy

Lmao spot on


YooGeOh

Oh my goodness


itsdr00

Specific, but not so odd if you've spent time in Scottsdale.


loulan

As a non-American, I'm lost. Do female professionals all dye their hair blond in average-sized cities of rural-ish US states, and if so why?


leopardnation10

Scottsdale is basically the poster child for white American suburbia. Upper middle class WASPy soccer moms who drive minivans and lean to the political right. Practically as “basic” as you can get.


Bind_Moggled

\> lean to the political right Lean? Like a 90 degree lean.


smc187

Its funny because they’re solidly upper middle class but act like they’re part of the elite. Scottsdale “people” are entitled and snobby as hell. I really do hate the people who live there so fucking much. None of them can actually afford the same standard of living in the nice parts of LA, NYC, or Chicago, that’s why they’re in Arizona where its 117F today.


leopardnation10

Yeah, especially in North Scottsdale (literally makes me cringe) which is all snobby ex-midwesterners who think they’re in Beverly Hills. It’s a shame because Scottsdale is actually a pretty historic city and Old Town is the most vibrant, chill part of the Phoenix metro.


Nemothewhale87

Scottsdale was the perfect choice


payne_train

I just flew back from Phoenix last week, I can assure you this description is accurate.


ATTWL

I flew back from Mesa yesterday. I can also assure you this is accurate.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

I just flew back from black Mesa yesterday, nothing new happening there...


papa_stalin432

I live in Scottsdale and I must admit this is absolutely spot on


ThisMachineKILLS

Yeah I mean I love Scottsdale but this is true lol


gpm21

Apart from the sketch neighborhood on the southern end, every female looks like this. A while ago it was the largest city in America that was like +80 or +90% white


Roxfan48

Curry Rd doesn't even look like Scottsdale at all compared to the rest of it lol


warmLuke0

Really white teeth.


AgentFrank24

But isn’t that a good thing? Edit: If it’s natural and just from good care of course.


Never-Bloomberg

Starter packs simply identify stereotypes, tropes, and trends. Even though some people get offended by that, they are not inherently negative. Signed: a guy with a beard who likes IPA and flannel.


HotHamWaterBath

Hi me, it's you.


BellaBooJohnson

Hey you, it's me.


nick_name_was_taken

I just realized Al Borland was a man ahead of his time.


whochoosessquirtle

Teeth are not that naturally white as an adult. Teeth true color is off white


saltymotherfker

#OFF WHITE


Mays2020plus

You are banned from Fox News. We only do ON WHITE here.


Nighthawk700

Teeth aren’t naturally white. They are off-white at best, even with perfect maintenance.


KermitsGreenCock

Teeth aren't naturally THAT white. Most teeth have a slight yellow hue. Even healthy teeth.


GulchDale

Not if they are unnaturally white. That is just weird.


RAMMSHUGGAH

I've heard that good teeth are the same color as the sclera of the eye, which is off-white, and too much white makes them look bright and goofy.


DopeAbsurdity

That is why you have to bleach your sclera to match your bleached white teeth.


ModernDayContrarian

I think it's a North American thing to bleach their teeth like that. Natural healthy teeth look better and less fake


TSM-

It's actually common for any mainstream news anchors to have their teeth whitened, because they look super yellow next to people who haven't. It's kinda part of the profession like the makeup and hairstyling if you're reporting from a major news station, much like the 'newscaster accent'. But if you saw them in real life you'd be surprised at how overly white the teeth are.


theycallmeponcho

White teeth are not as common as people believe. As they're built of bones, their color range has a natural variation between different people and color only is not a health indicator of the individual.


Lemonwizard

Teeth are actually not made of bone. This is a common misconception. In fact, tooth enamel is a unique tissue that is much harder than bone. The calcium in bones is suspended in a mesh of living collagen, meaning bones are actually able to bend a little under stress so they don't shatter when your body takes impacts. Bones re-grow over time when broken, and are actually porous at the molecular level to allow fresh blood cells to pass from the marrow into the bloodstream. Tooth enamel, on the other hand, is 96% mineral deposits. It's basically evolution's attempt at growing a tiny rock. While it is substantially harder than bone, it does not re-grow after initially forming, and cannot recover from damage. While the interior of the tooth is alive, the outer enamel layer is simply a hard deposit produced by living tissue, much like a fingernail. Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste! Everyone's enamel gets worn down by the impact of chewing and by chemical reactions with plaque. Enamel's hard and brittle, it won't grow back like bones do. You either keep your first set of teeth intact or you get artificial replacements.


nttea

enamel does get somewhat replenished by minerals in the saliva, it's true that it doesn't "regrow" however.


LegitDoog

Best example of seeing this happening in real time was Tonya Reiman, FOX News go-to "Body Language Expert". When she first started, she had brown hair and glasses but look at her now... Maria Bartiromo also comes to mind


Vindelator

It's actually easier for God to rapture them when the time comes if they all merge into a single human being.


jrsstill

The third impact is ahead of schedule


bastardsstolemyname

it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooowwwwn. ​ \*joe biden turns to tang\*


KeiPirate5

Fox News is trying to achieve Human Instrumentality.


IronPidgeyFTW

*Get in the KKK suit, Shinji*


FireCharter

Asuka's German thing suddenly makes sense now... Can reinterpret the series' central conceit "angels invading earth" as "non-whites invading the Fatherland."


ParmAxolotl

Oh god it doesn't help of you remember *who* summoned the angels.


righteousnessandtea

This was not the thread I was expecting to see a NGE reference in but I am here for it


Deadeadoe

Unfamiliar glass ceiling


Hingl_McCringleberry

MechaStreisand


JimboLodisC

MechaStreisand Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo


Unusual-Actuator-587

From my favorite band Fish Sauce


strokesfan91

The brunettes are the diversity hires they are required to have


J5892

The preferred term is People of (hair) Color.


psychoacer

"Judge" Pirro counts as 2 then


Sammweeze

> Body Language Expert The first time I saw one of those I thought "Oh this'll have some interesting insights into human behavior, let's take a look." ...followed by 10 minutes of "Notice in this clip how Trump enters the room like an ALPHA as everyone else's genitals sink into their torsos in an act of WORSHIP, proving once and for all that Trump is literally GOD INCARNATE. Meanwhile this wrinkle on Hillary Clinton's neck shows us that she definitely raped and murdered her housekeeper on 8/24/2007, while Hillary's furtive eye movements confirm that she has eaten at least five, but not more than seven babies and several ducklings." Shit's dumber than a fortune telling machine. If anyone's curious, Observe on YouTube is pretty interesting and he's open about the limitations of body language analysis.


H00Z4HTP

Was going to say. Body language may be a thing, but not to the extent people are led to believe. I think there's the obvious signs of shy, confidence etc which can be easy to detect(basically a person's outward personality). But the nuances that mean so and so are mostly B.S.


this_sort_of_thing

If women want to get anywhere within Fox they need to don the stereotype. It should be controversial that Fox only favours white blonde women but they’re so conservative it’s just normal.


satisfried

I'm shocked they don't have a token or two for appearances sake.


KingBarbarosa

They do have a single black woman if that counts


chanaandeler_bong

[Harris Faulkner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris_Faulkner)


SMc-Twelve

Nah. If you throw in a different one, then you'd realize all the others are Stepford wives.


TheRedBucket

Attack of the clones


thexavier666

200,000 units ready, with a million more well on the way.


Spastic_Slapstonk

Ann Coulter is Jango Fett and Tomi Lahren is Boba Fett, aren't they?


SaltCatch11

The Aryan Army.


asmallauthor1996

“Begun the Clone War has.”


Kumailio

Are these all different people?!


Mentalpatient87

Barely.


pixelprophet

In looks? Yes. In personality? No.


this-is-just-a-test-

In looks? No. In personality? No. In DNA? Probably.


DrKrFfXx

>In DNA? Probably Sweet home Alabama.


runandgun447

Apparently


Hypern1ke

Allegedly.


Racingstripe

That's what the media wants you to think.


PrincessBeepBop69

Also, can never wear the same outfit twice, and wears so much mascara that blinking seems like a chore.


freakers

That's just a woman stereotype in the news, not specifically Fox news. There was an Australia news show where they did a test to see how many days in a row could the female anchor wear the same dress before somebody called in to complain. Literally the second day she wore it people called in the complain, and the revealed that on the show. They also revealed that her male co-host had worn the exact same suit everyday for over a year and nobody had ever complained. Ironically, according to the anchor (Lisa Wilkinson) most of the criticism comes from other women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlojFlsKfSU


MaticBlox

They are all just clones. I am convinced of it.


hollyberryness

Lol reminds me of The Onion article about [Disney unveiling genetically engineered child stars](https://www.theonion.com/disney-lab-unveils-its-latest-line-of-genetically-engin-1819594737)


MaticBlox

At this point why not


hollyberryness

Since we may never truly know, we can think whatever we want and I'm choosing this.


mys_721tx

[Suzanne Sena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Sena), who played Brooke Alvarez in the Onion News Network TV series, was a Fox News anchor before as well.


kampfy3

> born 1963 or 1967 The fuck?


Rebelgecko

Then later on: >Born 1963/1964 (age 57–58)


hollyberryness

First came the laughter. Second came my confusion - Fox news and the Onion?! What polar opposite positions, I'm unsure what to think about it haha. But thanks for sharing, yet another exhibit for bizarro world museum


asmallauthor1996

I wonder who the genetic template was. Or if there wasn’t one and the “clones” are just created from the blending of multiple DNA samples.


AFlockOfTySegalls

They look like the people who never spoke to me in high school but now 12 years later send me FB messages asking if I'd like to be my own boss.


GREYPLAT2

r/antimlm


xela_namesiw

"Hey, girl! Hope you're doing well. I know we haven't spoken in forever but I have an AMAZIMG opportunity for you..."


Yarzu89

Why did the OP just copy paste the same person over and over?


pat-pat-says-the-cat

Corporate wants you to tell the difference..


Ocular__Patdown44

My favorite is whenever there is a moderately attractive woman spouting conservative viewpoints on social media half the comments are total loser looking dudes saying “beauty and brains 😍” and “man conservative women are so much hotter than blue haired liberals”.


SecretAntWorshiper

Lmao 😂 that's hilarious


forever_a10ne

They want to speak with your manager.


supertbone

There aren’t enough managers


sylpher250

Someone should speak with a manager about that


havenokarma

BTW FOX was caught in a scandal where some dude who picked anchors literally admitted to having a fetish for blondes or somtin


GucciGameboy

Roger Ailes definitely did lol


chanaandeler_bong

That wasn't the scandal, lol. He was sexually harrassing them.


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spookymulder07

This shit is so creepy, sort of makes your skin crawl in a horror movie way.


Mystic_Saiyan

I'm getting the impression FOX has some secret blonde female host cloning facility at play...


horse-shoe-crab

Ever read Junji Ito's Tomie? Especially the one where Tomie's kidney is donated to some poor lady, but her cells then assimilate her and turn her into another Tomie? I'm almost sure that's what's going on here. (For those not in the know, Tomie is a long-running horror series about an immortal woman who compels men to obsess over her, and eventually kill her due to jealousy and possessiveness. This propagates her, since every piece of Tomie eventually regenerates into a new Tomie).


soonerguy11

Ivy league educated but acts like a submissive klutz.


Consideredresponse

> submissive klutz Well there was a reason for that in the Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly years. Couldn't have women on staff that were prepared to say 'no' could they.


devonmac95

It's because it was the NO SPIN ZONE!! I always thought Bill Oreilly is the guy to leave the house all night because his wife didn't get him a beer, and blames it on his kid and throws away toy or some shit. I have nothing to relate him to, he just seems like that


Vegetable-Double

My brother had Bill O’Reilly as a customer during his peak years. It was funny that Bill acted all outraged about family values, meanwhile Bill would hit on any woman that moved and aggressive tried to get with chicks. His wife hated him and it was kind of obvious the relationship was abusive. When everything started unraveling about him - to the point where even Fox could no longer keep him around - it all made sense.


OmodiTheDwarf

Something like that. [https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527](https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527)


Herodotus_is_History

That's the worst part in my opinion. These aren't stupid people: they're just morally bankrupt and willing to do whatever to make a buck.


outersphere

do they make a lot as TV hosts?


RyVsWorld

Yes


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JustinPA

> men I'd assume are paid more And these women wouldn't have it any other way!


soonerguy11

Smart women are incredibly offensive to a chunk of this country. That's why Roger Ailes forces them to dress incredibly skimpy behind a glass desk. That way even when they are incredibly articulate they are still objectified.


scwizard

I honestly have to wonder sometimes if it's a fetish for them.


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-VampireWeekday-

Tbh, everyone looks the same


TheMoonDude

TIL humans look like humans


memeasaurus

It's like y'all are cousins. I bet you don't know anyone personally that isn't a 16th cousin or closer.


thiswasntgood

Don't tell that to the racists...


TheMoonDude

Wars are just a big family feud


ShibuRigged

Out group homogeneity is a thing. People that think others look the same based on something as superficial as hair colour are just really, really, really shit at picking out facial features.


WarMage1

Hey, it’s not all white people, just the blonde ones


h_diabetes

Hey! We look sorta different. Kinda.


physicscat

I teach high school. Girls with straight brown or blonde hair, long and parted down the middle. They all look alike. This last year with masks, was way worse. The haircut style for Hispanic boys. I had 3 I would mix up, all in different classes, same hairstyle, all named Erik. I had had a set of twins I could tell apart better. The similar hairstyle really makes it difficult.


Liz_Lemon-ade

Why did you put a picture of Nicole Kidman from Bombshell?


tim_jamal

she literally portrayed a fox anchor in that movie. seems relevant for the meme


Future_Tyrant

That reminds me of a 30 Rock joke during one of the live episodes when Jenna and Tracey are in a Fox News sketch. *Good evening, I’m blonde”


Hsuya_Jajab

their legs are also always exposed, it's creepy


asatrocker

Boomer boner pack


WhackOnWaxOff

Papa Murdoch wants what Papa Murdoch wants.


DudeWheresMyKitty

*vomits*


Maximillien

["...that's just for daddy."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUxn5QqCJbg)


ThirstyWalrus

How the hell did I forget about Comedy Bang Bang? What a great time


PolishMusic

I remember a few years ago when (I think) Megyn Kelly was still on that channel; my dad was watching like he usually does. I noticed they had a bizarre see-through desk so there was a clear shot of her legs. Also they had an overhead crane shot that looked down so you could see her legs through the glass. I immediately thought "yep I guess that's why dad (and lots of other dads) watch this"


Fml379

In the film Bombshell there's a whole bit about how the legs always have to be put on show. It's a really interesting (and disturbing) movie


pandazerg

It's no secret that the female anchor or panelist is almost always sitting at the end of the table in profile. That seat is referred to as the "leg chair" in-house for a reason.


SirAdrian0000

You should show your dad pornhub. It sounds like it might blow his mind.


PolishMusic

My dad can barely operate a cell phone just to text people lol


SirAdrian0000

Then it will definitely blow his mind!


Hrmpfreally

Convince him not to vote


RiddleMeWhat

Always a dress with at least the calves exposed.


TheJosh96

How else will they get boomers to watch the news


CarrionComfort

Check out Latin American news.


TheJosh96

Yanet Garcia


Worker_BeeSF

_Primer impacto_


QuirkyCleverUserName

Jesus Christ, even their teeth are insanely white


QuirkyCleverUserName

And once they hit 40, Fox is all “get out- you’re disgusting!”


doostinhile

Ehh, im pretty sure there are a few who are pushing 60


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RBeck

Figured it might change after Ailes was fired but nah


DrSandbags

Female hosts knew that their time on Fox was ending soon when Bill O'Reilly had no more interest in sexually harassing them.


yeetboi_dangerous

They look like they're about to sell me essential oils


StJimmy2008

I wonder if half of them are even conservatives or just hired goons


Brad_Beat

They can be whatever you want them to be, if you have the money.


pixelprophet

*Candice Owens has entered the chat.*


Fromoogiewithlove

The show Search Party has a subplot in season 3 thats about this. One of the main characters is a bleeding heart liberal but gets hired at a “news” station a la Fox News to be a right wing news anchor


prex10

Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox. I’ll be whatever you want me to go for millions of dollars. Sometimes it’s more obvious than others, for example I’m fairly sure Tomi Lahrens whole deal is mostly an act, she found a market and is going for it, there’s a reason she rarely gives interviews anymore, and the ones she does do ar every scripted, she’s opened her mouth and reveled she’a not as conservative as she makes herself out to be, such as being pro choice or when she railed against Obama care only to admit she benefited from it by being able to stay on her parents plan until she was 26. Then all the tweets she deleted from her college years.


piraticalmoose

> Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox. He was unabashedly conservative on both those networks, so I dunno what point you think this makes.


StreetfighterXD

Pay me 6 million dollars a year and I'll call your political opponents child molesters as much as you want, I don't give a fuck


ClassySportsFan

[The Boondocks - Ann Coulter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_12j-sPO4)


jamthewither

me scrolling all the way to the bottom to find the downvoted comment saying "milf"


Bloxy_Boy01

Wait a minute..,


Bloxy_Boy01

Just sort by controversial


TCBazlen

Don’t forget the lone Brunette, who is either the edgy hard right republican or a Democrat they all make fun of and label as a radical.


ejpintar

Lauren Boebert vibes here


SaintSimpson

Brunettes can only host on weekend mornings.


Nihil_Cow

Put some effort into your memes instead of just using the same person over and over again.


BelchingBooch

They know what sells