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Please on God don't let me be the only one who has thought this

Please on God don't let me be the only one who has thought this

3linked

Donorcycles.


furryalienballs

Came to say this. First heard the expression from a surgeon, loved it from that moment on. Specifically, “it won’t be long until the donorcyclists start arriving; it’s just started raining….”


kimmeljs

When I was waiting for my kidney, the nurses at the center consoled me in the spring with the upcoming motorcycle season. Morbid, but true.


sunbear2525

My husband went on ECMO very early in the morning, New Year's Day and a nurse said something about there being more organs soon to me. Sad but true.


GloomAndCookies

Wearing a helmet is rule number 1 from day number 1. If you choose to get on a screaming death machine without a helmet, rest assured, your organs will donated as applicable.


wittyand_confused

I’ve thought this before I got my liver… glad to know I’m not alone lol


Shakespeare-Bot

I’ve bethought this ere i did get mine own liver… fain to knoweth i’m not high-lone lol *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


bakahed

Haha this is funny


[deleted]

Thanks to that I waitet only 3 instat of 8-10 years. Thanks spare parts warehouse! Uhm I mean motorcycle drivers