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Starmer to isolate after child gets Covid

Starmer to isolate after child gets Covid

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jugglingstring

Totally unfair comparison. How is Boris meant to know when one of his children gets covid?


Kyooko

Also, if he self isolate everytime one of his children gets COVID, he's probably be in isolation for the rest of the year.


BoredDanishGuy

We can only hope.


lithaborn

Sounds perfect


Dissidant

That would be something, he doesn't actually know (or is not willing to admit) how many children he really has in the first instance


-100-Broken-Windows-

r/yourjokebutworse


tomoldbury

I mean realistically he’d be isolating once a week by statistical probability alone


paulusmagintie

Why would it matter? He makes a point of avoiding them anyway.


FarHat5815

[Boris kissed a baby once.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/05/31/18/14206144-0-image-m-8_1559322013263.jpg)


Ruin_In_The_Dark

That photo makes him looks like an orangutan.


MannyCalaveraIsDead

Be careful, you could get 14 years for embarrassing the govt by saying that!


Ruin_In_The_Dark

I'll get the death penalty if they ever read my post history.


lithaborn

There's photos that don't make him look like the chimp that got tasked with slamming the typewriter till it hammered out the complete works of Shakespeare?


Ruin_In_The_Dark

Well there are his wedding photos where he looks like an OAP struggling to remember his granddaughters name.


lithaborn

Yes they were remarkably dodgy.


jimmycarr1

How dare you say a rude comment like that


PorkAmbassador

That's just cringe, why would anyone let him kiss your child like that. That's just weird.


Grayson81

Look at the baby’s hair... It’s probably the only way the mother could fool Johnson into showing his own child a bit of affection!


d_smogh

Chances are it was his baby he was kissing.


OldManBerns

The child looks happy.


pajamakitten

Starmer will find it annoying from a work perspective but he really was gifted this in a week where Johnson initially refused to do the same thing. He finally managed to get some good PR going his way.


notliam

I can imagine some loonies saying he made it up, it really does seem ideal timing. But hopefully his child is OK and recovers well.


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Grayson81

> it's the worst thing to happen to a politician JFK and Jo Cox would probably disagree.